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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.3

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.3
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Get out of my bureau!

☃ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

☃ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

☃ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

☃ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

☃ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

☃ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

☃ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
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#2 (Livejournal) Archive
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(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
Part 2
Part 4
Part 5
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Robert/Altair, NO non-con

(Anonymous) 2011-08-27 12:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Altair wants answers and goes to Al Mualim before confronting Robert. Al Mualim decides it's time to get rid of his pupil (or imprison him, whatever) and Altair ends up beaten to pulp. Fortunately Robert and his gang arrive to destroy the fortress and in turn end up saving Altair. Severely beaten Altair is surprised when Robert decides not to kill the poor puppet and shows some unexpected gentleness.

Yeah, I'm kinda bored to see only non-con with this pair. Robert doesn't strike me as that sadistic so I want to see something more tender between the two :D.

Re: Robert/Altair, NO non-con

(Anonymous) 2011-08-27 01:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, war made them sadists - getting a hidden blade in a guy's face is pretty sadistic...
And... I want this too! Please? (I have a chibi!Malik flailing at the back of my mind but right... still.) French gentleness... *shot for thinking about Hetalia*

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Pre-Abstergo Romancin'

(Anonymous) 2011-08-27 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
So, Desmond left the farm when he was sixteen. But what if he didn't leave his home alone? What if he left someone behind?

My request is this: either Desmond and a friend left the farm together, developed feelings for each other on the run and were separated when Des got caught, or Des up and leaves a good friend (who, of course, has unrequited feelings for him) and the friend spends years tracking him down. I just want to see some pre-Abstergo romance with someone who isn't Alex Mercer, lol.

Bonus points for:

- eventual reunification and reconciliation
- friend being a complete badass assassin
- if Des and friend catch up, friend being totally jelly of Lucy and vice-versa
- virgin!Desmond having his first time with his bestie and being TOTALLY AWKWARD
- more drama and angst than a soap opera

Also, I'm not sure if this counts as two prompts; hopefully not, as I'm just throwing out plot ideas. ;3;

Re: Pre-Abstergo Romancin'

(Anonymous) 2011-08-27 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Ho-dahmn! This looks like a totally fun prompt and someone should write the shit out of it.

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(Anonymous) 2011-08-27 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay so this is a weird request, humor me.
In light of this video making the rounds around the fandom I want to request something strange.

Apple shenanigans are probably the only way this could work but Altair gets sent to the future and he ends up at a renn fair, fantasty fair, convention, or whatever you want and people recognize him. Because Alty's in our world, where he's just "a video game character" and he's (of course) in a perfect "reproduction" of the character's robes. Misadventures anyone?

+10 points if Altair almost stabs someone at first when they try to take a picture of him
+10 for flailing Altair as he tries to figure out what the hell is going on
+20 points for Altair broken English (or whatever language of the country he lands in) and resorts to just talking in Arabic anyway
+50 for acting "assassiny"
+50 for a "what sorcery is this" line
+100 points if he gets into it (cause c'mon, he's got an ego the size of Texas and loves the attention)

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De-aged times two

(Anonymous) 2011-08-28 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Hi everyone! Same OP from the de-aged Leo prompt back with more.

This time let's mix it up a little. Instead of just Leo ending up de-aged let's try having both him and Ezio de-aged via the handy-dandy Apple! This time I also have bonuses!

• Leonardo having a surprisingly mischievous streak and paints on a sleeping person's face (preferably Antonio)
• Ezio still thinks his family is alive and asks for his Papa
• The Courtesans cooing and pinching their cheeks and talking about how cute they both are
• Rosa laughing about Antonio's (or whoever) face paint


(Anonymous) 2011-08-28 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing specific, but I've got a hankering for Altair trolling the fuck out of Malik. Regular teasing, sexual teasing, sexytimes, no sexytimes, it doesn't matter to me anons, just something that'll put a smile on my face.:-D

Captcha: judyits purchasers

Oh hey Jude, it's for you.


(Anonymous) 2011-08-28 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
God yes troll!Altair is my favorite Altair! Seconding so hard!!

Robert/Kadar, disability, consensual

(Anonymous) 2011-08-28 10:48 am (UTC)(link)
This is a funny one. A prompt from a fill!
I read this lovely fill one day and one part of it was a brief story about what happened to Kadar after the incident at the beginning of the game.

In short: Kadar's legs were crushed under the rubble at the temple but Robert took pity on him and kept him for himself. They grew close. Both giving and gaining something.

... and it made me think. How did it all go after the accident? Gimme some glimpses! :D

Re: Robert/Kadar, disability, consensual

(Anonymous) 2011-08-29 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
You made me curious Anon... I just have to second this! Someone, please? I'll steal Malik's Alty plushie for you if you write it! (Reminding you I might die trying...)

Maria (+Altair?) silliness (but not crackiness)

(Anonymous) 2011-08-28 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Maria (Thorpe) flinging off her helmet dramatically and crying "I am no man!" Lord of the Rings style.

Would prefer for it to be more straight-laced than cracky, but I'm really not that particular.

Let's Punch Shaun

(Anonymous) 2011-08-28 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
This Anon is proud to present her first 'top-rated' comment on YT ever. It'd been up there for only a month and already it's got 62 likes.

The comment? 'Thumbs up if next game, one mission should be entitled "Punch Shawn Hastings In The Face. Repeatedly".'

(I have a weird relationship with Shaun. On one hand, he's a snooty British bitch who should just get the fucking caviar for the team already. On the other hand, thanks to the kink meme, he's a regular in my porn.)

Please do this for me anons. Let's punch Shaun Hastings. Repeatedly. I don't care who does it, but, if you'd /like/ a plot, then go for Desmond/Shaun angrysex (not hatesex. /angry/ sex after said punching).

((If not Shaun, feel free to use Salai...without the angrysex because while I find Shaun funny as fuck, Salai just needs to not exist.))

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(Anonymous) 2011-08-28 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Can we just... get Shaun getting punched? God I want him to get decked so bad. No sex just get the shit punched out of him as hard as possible when Des finally gets fed up with his taunts.

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Altair or Ezio Reverse Bleeding Effect

(Anonymous) 2011-08-28 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
So when the Revelations trailer came out we had a promp where Altair saw Ezio through a reverse bleed. This made me think what if the Bleeding Effect is not caused by the animus but is instead a by product of Eagle Vision. (Case in point when Desmond bleeds outside of the animus it looks like he is looking at something using his Eagle Vision). Desmond and the previous subjects did not start bleeding until they became aware of having Eagle Vision and through revisiting their ancestors memories they figure out how to use it.

So long winded explanation to explain that I want either Altair or Ezio (preferably Altair) to experience either their ancestors memories or their future descendants memories all because of Eagle Vision. Go where you want with it.

Don't care if there is sexy times or not. But I think it would be funny to see their significant other look at them as if they are crazy for seeing or talking to things that aren't there.

Assassins Creed/Stargate Crossover

(Anonymous) 2011-08-29 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
I would like to see someone tackle a AC/SG1 crossover. The Earth symbol and the AC symbol look almost the same. Humans are said to have a genetic memory particularly those who are descended from the Ones who Came Before aka the gods. The Gouald, the enemy parasite, also have genetic memory and would take over their hosts and pretend to be the gods of Ancient Earth.

In a modern setting the Trust could be part of the Templar Order and the members of the SGC could be allies with the Assassin Order?

Hopefully, this will inspire someone.

Re: Assassins Creed/Stargate Crossover

(Anonymous) 2011-08-29 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
I loved the Stargate prompt from way back (1st kinkmeme, I think), and I love this one. Still hoping to see someone combine the two!!

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Rebecca Crack fic XD

(Anonymous) 2011-08-29 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Most have heard the jokes made in reference to duct tape. My personal favorite is Duct tape is like the force it has a light side and a dark side and holds the universe together.

I want Rebecca fixing the animus while Desmond is watching and he sees her pull out a roll of duct tape. When Desmond questions her as to what the duct tape is for I would like her to say: "Duct tape fixes everything...even the Animus."

Re: Rebecca Crack fic XD

(Anonymous) 2011-09-13 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Yes! This would be epic.

Altair can't swim 'cause he has the perfect butt. Seriously!

(Anonymous) 2011-08-29 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I got this idea and it won't leave me alone, so here I am hoping someone will fill this. Maybe it will then leave me alone. Also this amused me beyond belief.

The reason Altair can't swim is because his ass is so perfect everyone went grapping it everytime they had swimming lessons. Including the instructor. Malik finds this out later (why/how is up to filler =) and laughs so hard he almost pees himself. Then goes on to get a glimpse of it for "proof". smezy times ensue or not.

Please, someone??

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(Anonymous) 2011-08-29 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Holy Fuffmuffins! This prompt is epicness and hotness all in one! I must see this! I second this with the force of a bazillion suns!!!

(Anonymous) 2011-08-29 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm easy. Write a prompt based on this post (

(Anonymous) 2011-08-29 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
YES! This makes total sense and someone should fill this! XD

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(Anonymous) 2011-08-30 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Another fairly simple one:

Altair's a masochist. He doesn't really get into it unless he's aching at the end and I'm not just talking about from exertion. Neither Malik nor Maria are into sadism. At all. It gets a little complicated because yeah sure they can hurt people all day long but it is a little hard to do the same to someone you love.

Malik and/or Maria deal with it through just domming the hell out of Altair (possible compare/contrast between how they differ in style would be aces).

OT3 would be liked but I know how hard it can be to write. Trust me. I've tried. ( ._.),

Just Like High School

(Anonymous) 2011-08-30 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
Altair always visits the park on the weekends, but he is unknowingly being watched by... let's say... Kadar. Who has a major OMG-You're-hot-but-how-can-I-talk-to-you-without-looking-like-an-ass crush on him. Kadar's brother Malik, wondering why his brother disappears everyday, follows him and ends up getting smitten by out beautiful eagle.

Arguments and fighting ensue.

Until they find out Altair is already with someone...

Enter a Truce, destruction on a relationship, dragging friends into it, said friends getting smitten as well, more fighting, more truces, and then a huge dramatic ending with Altair ending up with the person who nobody thought would have it in them. (Leonardo, Desmond, Rauf, Enu, ... You get the idea.)

Re: Just Like High School

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I love prompts that basically amount to "everyone fight over Altair because he is a sexy beast."
Seriously this prompt is made of so much win it's ridiculous.

Ezio/Templar fanboy

(Anonymous) 2011-08-30 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Cesare sends a talented minion to take out Ezio but it turns out the dude he picks has a massive fanboycrush on the Assassin. Minion screws up and Ezio catches him. He is terrified, but bravely accepts his imminent death. Then Ezio starts to engage him in a philosophical argument. Hot chemistry ensues as the templar wonders wtf is going on, why doesn't he just kill me and get it over with. Outcome up to the writer, as I mostly want this tension as the hapless Templar waits to die but also enjoys the chance to talk to the object of his crush. But if there are sexytimes, no death please. Bonus points for delicious knifepoint flirting & the minion getting off from having his throat lightly touched wth a blade ( but no blood from this pls)

Captcha... if you keep scribbling them out, I can't read them! -_-

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(Anonymous) 2011-08-30 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I was about to make a similar kind of prompt so... SECONDED! :D

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Ezio/other or Altair/other, boot licking/kissing

(Anonymous) 2011-08-30 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm a kinky bitch who wants grand master Ezio or grand master Altair get their boots licked/kissed. AND without him telling anyone to do so. So perhaps the one doing the deed is some hero worshipping apprentice, girl/guy with a huge crush (and a want to be dominated), someone being madly afraid of him, a servant who can't come up with any other way to greet a grand master... whichever works best. Just make it so that Ezio/Altair didn't give the order, nor do they go into "Ur my bitch now" -mode. Instead they handle the situation with style and care... whatever that means :D.

Just One Dance

(Anonymous) 2011-08-30 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
For some reason I want to see Altair in a dress... By force or not for something... (<- that one doesn't seem possible...) Or even make it some kind of AU where it's a mission or it's a bet for school... (IDK!!!!)

Please not one of those frilly god-awful ones... A nice one... (That shows off those long legs, nice ass and hips ;) )

50 - High-heels
55 - ^ Altair being able to walk surprisingly well in them
60 - Fishnet Stockings
70 - Wandering hands
80 - (If AU) Having to go as a couple with someone (see list at bottom)
90 - Altair bitch-slapping someone
100 - Sexy time with the dress (or just the heels) on (I'm gonna hide in a hole now)

List of possible "bachelors":
- Malik
- Ezio
- Desmond
- Leonardo (never seen)
- Rauf (needs more love. There's only one fill (and it's comedy))
- Kadar

Fill Length Points:
Mini - Virtual cookies
1-10 "chapter" Fill - My first born
10+ "chapter" Fill- My soul and first born...

Re: Just One Dance

(Anonymous) 2011-08-30 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooo! I vote someone does a Rauf fill! He doesn't get much love on the meme. (And maybe he could be a top...? *grin*) Or Leonardo would be a good random pairing. XD

I also offer soul and first born if someone does a multi-chapter fill. *will also bake cookies and cake*

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Malik/Altair - Malik as a photographer

(Anonymous) 2011-08-30 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, I can see Malik as being an artistic type. He's always drawing those maps in the bureau. So I thought it could work for a AU story.

Here's the prompt:
-Altair and Malik are in college
-Malik is a photography major
-What he photographs is up to the writer
-However, much to his surprise, inspiration to photograph something new strikes him when he meets Altair who is a study buddy (?) to his younger brother
-He attempts to photograph him from afar, but fails at each attempt
-He tries to work up the courage to actually approach Altair, but once again, fails
-Kadar catches him trying to photograph Altair from afar, leading to some brotherly teasing
-Eventual smut with Malik topping Altair would be much loved <3

Anything else the writer may wanna include is welcomed :D

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My mind was smoking after this. I want and need this!!!

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Letter Shenanigans

(Anonymous) 2011-08-31 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
I would like to see someone in the Ezio timeline use the line "Milady I doth want to bang thee like a kettle drum" in a letter to someone. Whether on purpose or accident (or someone trolling while they're not paying attention) is up to the author anon, I just really want some giggles while I'm sitting home sick ^^

Letters in Time

(Anonymous) 2011-08-31 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
I've seen time travel prompts but nobody has really mentioned this before (I hope) I was thinking something along the lines of The Lake House ( My idea was that some how Desmond, Ezio or Altair are able to send letters to each other. They arn't really aware of who they are writing to at first but begin to figure it out as they send more letters and get closer to each other.

You can use whoever you want or if you want to pair people I don't mind at all especially if it involves Des. You can do what you want with the plot afterwards.

klutzy romancing Ezio

(Anonymous) 2011-08-31 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
So today I was playing and noticed a wonderfully placed balcony in florence. There was a ladder right next to it so, of course, my first thought was "Oh that would be the perfect place for Ezio to tell someone to wait for him for a little assassin style lovin'." I then went onto the roof to mimmic how he would swoop down from above (because we all know he would do that), but, as I tried to make him drop down, he instead fell backwards with his arms flailing into a cart of hay. Yes. He indeed did a fail "leap" of faith.

So what I am asking for is Ezio to TRY and make the moves on some character (My usual preference is Leo, but I don't mind if writer-anon wants to use someone else.) with his oh so sexy skills. Of course he screws up and makes himself look like a klutz instead.

Bonus points for:
-Ezio messing up because the other character is a tad too distracting for him. ;)
-Ezio getting hurt in the process and the other character comforting him
-Ezio feeling like he ruined their time together
-Ezio make-up/other character comfort sexy time :D
-and maybe people hearing and thinking someone is in pain for the lulz
-Oh what if another character went to check it out and saw them?

Well I'm out of firstborns so writer-anon will receive my soul instead yes?

Re: klutzy romancing Ezio

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Filler can have my... firstborn's soul?

Gave away soul and firstborns already...

Altair and his flag collection

(Anonymous) 2011-08-31 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
So you know those flags you have to/don't have to, collect in the first Assassin's Creed game? The ones that help sync Desmond to Altair? Well what if those actually existed and Altair collected them? He has like a flag collecting addiction, he can't help himself from stealing them no matter how impossibly located or however dangerous the situation is. (I know I could only stare at them if one was slightly off screen when someone was talking during a video or something.)

Or if he isn't addicted to collecting them he does it because he loves trolling the various cities he visits by taking their flags.

So he is either addicted to getting those flags or is totally trolling every city he goes to by stealing all their flags. The guards always get yelled at because every time Altair visits a town he cleans them out of flags.

Bonus points.
-If he trolls Malik by keeping all of his flags in his bureau.
-See's a flag while escaping guards and goes after it.
-Get's distracted while gathering information and misses something important while going after a flag he saw.
-The various other assassins in the towns discover Altair will do their jobs for them in exchange for flags.
-Has a sort of sixth sense as to when people mess with his flags/Malik tries to throw them away.
-If the city flag makers or whatever, are starting to get super rich because of Altair and join the brotherhood of assassins because it benefits them.
-There are certain "rare" flags, kind of like collectors edition flags, or you know like those rare pokemon cards or something. Only serious flag collectors, like Altair would know about these rare flags.

Sorry if this is kinda dumb. I just can't get the idea out of my head.

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(Anonymous) 2011-08-31 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
No Anon, this is not dumb. This is hilarious. I second it! xD lakjfsdglajgflags!!

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Alex/Subject 16

(Anonymous) 2011-08-31 10:06 am (UTC)(link)
So we've seen a few Alex Mercer/Desmond and Alex/Altair and even Alex/Shaun, but how about Alex/Subject 16? I wanna see insane Subject 16 and Alex together. I want them drawing on walls with their blood. I want angst. I want violence. I want smex.

Doesn't matter if it's set before of after prototype happens, I just want two perfectly insane man together.

Pretty please, Anons?

Piece of Eden

(Anonymous) 2011-08-31 10:29 am (UTC)(link)
Desmond is not human, but another Piece of Eden.

During the time that Ezio tries to figure out who Desmond is, he manages to find another Vault. There he finds a strange, translucent pod (egg shaped with markings like the Apple, and big enough to hold a baby.) Ezio determines that this is another Piece of Eden, and intends on securing it before the Templars learn of its existence.

When Ezio touches it, the PoE borrows some of his DNA (taking his blood, just copies his genetic code, whatever.) A baby is then created inside it and seals up (turns opaque; maybe the same coloring as the Apple?) Ezio then learns, by the Vault, or another one of TWCB, that he must take the PoE and keep it protected until the time that the baby within is released to grow up and fulfill his destiny to save the world.

Ezio and the Brotherhood end up creating a smaller branch within the Brotherhood dedicated to protecting it (maybe they can't find a place to store it safely, or keeping it on the move is safer than trying to find another Vault?) This branch, which includes Ezio's descendants, eventually end up creating the Farm, which would train their own offspring to keep this PoE safe.

When the PoE finally opens up, Ezio’s descendant adopts the baby, and raises him to be an Assassin. (They all assume that this is his destiny, since it was never really revealed, or the info that Ezio was given was lost or there are missing pieces from records/mistranslated.) In reality, Desmond is nothing more than another tool, and must “link” with someone in order to access his power. Des can link with anyone, but only one person can fully unlock his abilities (which will then save the world.)

When Des is accessing those abilities, he is unemotional and detached from everything and can’t refuse orders of whoever he’s linked to. Doesn’t really matter to me who Des is supposed to be linked to. Maybe have him in a relationship (I’m partial to Shaun/Des), but is linked to someone else?

After everything in game happens, the Templars figure out what Desmond actually is (deciphering the Farms info on him?) and intend on retrieving him. Now the person he is supposed to be linked to (and his lover) must go and save him. In doing so, they end up saving the world.

tl;dr – Desmond = Piece of Eden. Templars figure it out/capture him. He is saved and then the world is saved. The end. XD

Re: Piece of Eden

(Anonymous) 2011-08-31 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
OKAY SERIOUSLY OP? I must've sleep-posted this because I have had like the exact same idea for a while now. Fucking seconded with the power of nerdiness.

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