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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.3

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.3
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Get out of my bureau!

☃ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

☃ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

☃ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

☃ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

☃ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

☃ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

☃ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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Part 1
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Part 4
Part 5
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Fill: Loving the Absent: Part 1a/3

(Anonymous) 2011-09-26 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
A/N: I was searching through the Meme Archive when I stumbled upon this prompt and I was like, ‘oh, yes, I need to read this!’ only to find that it hasn’t been filled. So I took it upon myself to fill it. I hope you don’t mind my style, and that OP likes the fill. The title comes from a line from ‘4:48 Psychosis’ by Sarah Kane. [built to be lonely…to love the absent]

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Prompt: A harsh consequence of the Bleeding Effect is that Desmond has fallen in love with someone who will never know who he is. Desmond/Whom-ever-you-want. I just want some Wump!Desmond, please.

Loving the Absent

It should have been easier to ignore it, to dismiss it as something trivial, to pretend that it wasn’t what he thought it was, but Desmond was unable, and in a masochistic strike (he had a lot of those) unwilling to let it go. He had told Shaun about it once. He had thought Shaun’s impeccable rationality would be able to knock some sense into him. He had thought being ridiculed about it would force him into denial. He had been wrong.

“Desmond, just listen to yourself, will you? From what you’re telling me, it is obvious that you have no grasp on love and what the word actually implies.”

But Shaun was wrong. Desmond knew what love was. He had experienced it enough times; more than anyone should. His first love was Malik; he had lived through all the agony Altair endured; the agony of secret admiration, lonely orgasms, silent love. He had looked at Malik through the golden eyes of a man burning with a feeling greater than revenge, and drowned; drowned in the emptiness of the clay walls enclosing him in their tomb-like embrace. It was a love drenched in loneliness; it hurt like hell; bled all over his sanity as freely as the blood oozing from a bullet wound. And Desmond could do nothing about it. He was stuck in Altair’s body like a nightmare; he tried to scream but no sound passed through his lips. He tried to shake him awake, but the love was a drug; a poisonous one. It was killing him slowly, and one night, Altair simply did not wake up any more. For him, it was easier this way. He locked the door from inside, and waited for the walls to collapse on him. It was easier this way. He kept saying this so many times that Desmond finally believed him. And stopped trying.

“I don’t think it’s love. How could it be? It’s just a childish obsession. And it will pass. Worrying your pea-sized brain over this will only make the matters worse.”

His second love was less painful, but still as overwhelming and grand; fanciful like magic, like a child’s dream. Leonardo. Ezio would fall in love with every woman he slept with, in a chivalric manner that was almost ridiculous, but mostly endearing, but it was always Leonardo he kept coming back to. Leonardo was his fix, and Ezio enjoyed every drugged moment with the genius artist. For Desmond, those were the happier times. It was true that Leonardo was not his to love; it was true that he was still as lonely and uncared for as a diseased, stray cat, but Ezio’s love for Leonardo was beautiful, and Desmond had always had a selfless appreciation for beauty.

Fill: Loving the Absent: Part 1b/3

(Anonymous) 2011-09-26 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
“That’s preposterous, Desmond. You can’t possibly fall in love with someone that doesn’t exist. Just what kind of drugs are you on?”

His third (and Desmond did not know why he felt so depressed thinking that it was his, not Altair’s nor Ezio’s) was Lucy. Lucy Stillman. At times, his love for Lucy and that for Leonardo would overlap. At times, he would feel as if he was betraying one by loving the other. At times, he would go completely insane, trying to remember that Leonardo had been dead for more than five centuries, and that he had never met him, had never really loved him, did not know the taste of his lips, or the scent of his skin. Lucy was real, but at times, her presence felt less convincing than that of the dead artist. At times, Desmond was almost convinced that there was no difference between loving Leonardo and loving Lucy. They were both untouchable, a world apart from him, delusional patterns of comfort and familiarity, but nothing more than that, never solid enough for him to feel. At times, Desmond would feel desperate enough to let go. At times, he actually did.

“Listen to me, Desmond. This is just a temporary state. You just hang in there, and it’ll soon be over. We’ve wasted enough precious time as it is because of your childish behavior.”

The first time he saw him was on the tower. He saw him in his dream, chased after him, watched him as he kissed Maria full on the mouth and made love to her in such a gentle way it almost moistened his eyes just looking at it. After that dream, he had been having visions of Altair every single day. Suddenly, he was everywhere: hovering by the window, crouching on the rooftop, in all the deserted rooms in the Monteriggioni villa that Desmond entered. In his dreams, in his waking hours, those golden, somber eyes seemed to follow him everywhere. Like a shadow, with muted footsteps, the white-robed assassin trailed behind him. Like a mirror, with hollowed, haunted eyes, he stood before him, sometimes compelling him to look away, sometimes pleading with him to stay and stare at the faded lines that made his face; the traces of pain and an infinite solitude etched around the corners of his eyes like crow’s feet. Desmond would almost, always, break.

“I have a theory, Desmond. From what I can tell, you haven’t got laid for a long time. I would have suggested Lucy, or even Rebecca, but seeing as it is Altair haunting your dreams, I think it’s pretty safe to assume you’re gay. Now, don’t get me wrong. I don’t like you. But if it helps speeding things along, so be it.”

Shaun believed that Altair was never really there; it was just something Desmond had made up; a hallucination; the kind of which schizophrenics had, and that the Bleeding Effect might have had a part in it. He had interpreted his visions as an outlet for his sexual frustration, and even though Desmond could not remember the last time he had sex, he did not agree with Shaun. What he felt for Altair was tragic. Lust could never be tragic; only love was. He politely turned down Shaun’s generous helping hand. If he had offered him love instead, perhaps…
No; he didn’t need Shaun’s love. He had had enough love to last him a lifelong. He was done with it.

A/N: there’s going to be more; should I continue?

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Uncle Mario, Voyeur

(Anonymous) 2011-09-26 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Inadvertently inspired by my what-if for a Ezio/Lucrezia story called "Comfort" (it's the first entry in the Fills-only page), specifically the idea of Ghost!Mario standing/floating by their bedside during the sodomy with a big thumbs up and shit-eating grin going "MAGNIIIIIIFICO"...

... now what if he was like that in life too, with all that that implies about his ability to somehow just be there for every one of Ezio's sexual encounters? O_O

Bonus points if he was pulling the same thing on Giovanni, and double points if Mario wasn't... exactly fond of gay sex (I'm not sure how far back our idea of homophobic actually goes) but one of those encounters was Leonardo.

Amazingly, this was of all things inspired by the E3 Revelations trailer "re-release":

The Legacy of Ezio's Recruits

(Anonymous) 2011-09-26 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
The way I see it, though Ezio doesn't have known kids by the time of Brotherhood, he still created a dynasty of sorts through his recruits; you can't tell me that some of the recruits weren't hooking up and settling down a bit. Maybe a couple of them have kids and move out of the Tiber Island hideout (though not too far away).

Basically, I'd love some drabbles where Ezio is like a father to his recruits, especially commenting on the romantic relationships between the recruits and their potential children/adopted kids (for the non-het couples). He can be stern, silly, overprotective, whatever with them. Maybe he's secretly super-touched when they ask him for relationship advise, or when they want him to be godfather to their kids. Basically, I want Ezio proud to see his "family" grow, especially when they start families of their own with a new generation of assassins.

Bonus points for appearances by Machiavelli, Claudia, Maria and La Volpe.

Re: The Legacy of Ezio's Recruits

(Anonymous) 2011-09-26 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"Grampa Ezio! Tell us about the cart chase through the mountains!"

"Alright. So, a good friend, Leonardo, and I were travelling to Venice when, suddenly, we were ambushed! There were hundreds of Templars!"

"But Grampa, last time there were a hundred."

You know he'd be sitting there in his favourite chair, surrounded by small children, telling them all about his adventures, getting wilder and wilder every time.

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(Anonymous) 2011-09-27 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Don't know if anyone's seend the extended trailer for Revelations, now featuring Ezio's voiceover:

After you recover from the DEAD SEXY that is Ezio's voice, how about some Ezio/Malik action? Rather than the old "Altair is granted immortality through the Apple" story, what if by some cruel twist, it's Malik who lives forever? And he's still in Masyaf, fighting a loosing battle as a saboteur to keep the Templars out? The Templars blames "ghosts" for constantly picking off their ranks, but it's really Malik.

After Ezio escapes the Templars, he passes out from the bloodloss from that arrow only to wake up and find Malik tending to him. Recognizing Malik from Altair's pictures in the codex, he's stunned to find him alive. Meanwhile, while Malik is his usual snarky self, he's heartbroken since he's watched Altair and the rest of his family age and die...though he's skeptically stunned to find this virtual copy of Altair, via Ezio, arrived on his doorstep.

Sexytimes can ensue, though I'd love to see Ezio and Malik team up to drive the Templars out of Masyaf.

Re: Ezio/Malik

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I hate to be that guy, but........

(Anonymous) 2011-09-27 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
The prompt-to-fill ratio is getting ridiculous. I myself am currently juggling five separate fills to try and make up for it, but they just keep coming. Please, us fill!anons can't take it anymore. Is there a way to temporarily disallow prompts (for a week at the least)? There are a ton of wonderful prompts I would love to fill, but I'm getting overwhelmed. And before you know it, part 3 will be closed. I just want everyone to get what they ask for (or at least as many as possible).

Re: I hate to be that guy, but........

(Anonymous) 2011-09-27 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously. I keep seeing ones I want to do but I just can't do them now or if I did it would be some commentbox'd microfill and I want to do something better for them but I have too many I'm writing already. DDDD: I haven't requested any thing in an age.

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(Anonymous) 2011-09-27 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd simply lihe to read a fic about these two! Bonus point if you can leave Ezio out of their relationship! è.é


(Anonymous) 2011-09-27 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd simply like to read a fic about these two! Bonus point if you can leave Ezio out of their relationship! è.é

Re: Leonardo/Salai

(Anonymous) 2011-09-27 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
ha ha ha the only time prompts for these two get filled is when Ezio is involved unfortunately... -___-; I've go a couple of fics I've been working on for this pairing though so I'll try and fill this!

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There's something about Leo...

(Anonymous) 2011-09-27 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I want to see Leo being courted by many guys (Ezio, Federico, Cesare, etc... It's up to anon to decide) at the same time. Who's gonna conquer him?

Re: There's something about Leo...

(Anonymous) 2011-11-03 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
tentatively claiming this.

I've always loved the idea of a bunch of sexy assassins/templars fighting over leo

OP here

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write anon

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Pheromones Part1

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Pheromones Part1 cont.

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Suggestion!Anon maybe??

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Pheromones Part 2

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Pheromones writeanon

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Merry Christmas! (in September)

(Anonymous) 2011-09-28 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
Inspired by my friend, who's making, of all things, a Santa!Ezio cosplay. I just could not get the prompt out of my head.

Ezio Auditore da Firenze is secretly Santa Claus.

Bonus points for Leonardo being his Head Elf.

SUPER BONUS POINTS if Ezio's idea of punishing a naughty child is leaving them a dead Templar for Christmas. (Whether or not he really does is up to Writer!Anon though.)

(BTW I feel bad for sticking another prompt on the meme, so by all means let this one sit for a bit while we play catch up. No rush.)

(Anonymous) 2011-09-28 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
The apple grants Altair with the ability to see through clothes. He sees Malik naked and suddenly can't get enough, soon all he thinks about is seeing that sexah body for real. Hot man loving ensues. ;]

(Anonymous) 2011-09-28 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL yes.

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Let's give the girls more love!

(Anonymous) 2011-09-29 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I love slash as much as the next fan but the girls need some love! How about a heterosexual couple has some oral sex? Cunnilingus or rimming or even fellatio I don't care, and the couple can be the author's choice, so long as we get some nice and wet oral between a man and a woman for a change!

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Would Ezio/Sofia be acceptable to OP?

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Mini-fill [Ezio/Sofia - cunninglius, fingering] [1/1]

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{Fill} Multiplayer Characters

(Anonymous) 2011-09-30 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Whoops, forgot to title this. I hope a double post is alright?

Faustina Collari raced through the streets of Roma, lights flashing and heart pounding in her ears.

Spotting one of her pursuers attempting to sneak up on her while she blended in a crowd, she had attempted to steal away quietly, though had been hasty; the sudden movement alerted The Dama Rossa to her exact location.

Now she was running for her life. Spotting a lift, she grabbed the lever and shot straight up, praying she didn't get shot dead in midair.

Landing in a roll on the roof, she looked desperately for an escape, too distracted even to notice her second shadowy pursuer prowling in the shadows.

In an instant the hooded gray figure was on her. She barely had time to realize she was being ambushed before he grabbed her by the waist and flung them both over the edge.

Faustina was too shocked to even scream. Falling through the air, her attacker shifted, twisting through the air so when they hit the hay cart below he took the impact on his back, Faustina landing safely in his arms.

Above them she could hear the sound of someone scrambling onto the roof. They both waited in tense silence and lay completely still, willing the timer to run out.

Her pursuer dropped to the ground, and Faustina could practically feel her eyes searching left and right, coming closer and closer........

"Merda!" scowling, the Red Lady fumed for a few moments before turning on her heel to stalk her newest target.

Before she could calm her pounding heart, her mysterious benefactor grabbed her arm and steered them through an alleyway, the sparkling black gate shutting quickly behind them.

Being "rescued" had done nothing to still her thumping heart. Now she was alone in a dark, damp alleyway, far enough away that if this strange man tried anything, very likely no one could hear her screams. And if they did, in this part of town it was very likely that no one would come running to her aid. Best to play it smart.

Widening her eyes, she cringed back, even letting out a tiny whimper as if she was entirely incapable of defending herself. Hopefully her youthful and seemingly helpless demeanor would cause him to lower his guard, giving her an opening.

The opening soon revealed itself. The shadow seemed to relax, and moved as if to speak. She struck. Two hard strikes to the gut, specifically.

Clearly taken by surprise, he doubled over, catching his stomach. She turned to run the way they came, but the gate was still solidly shut.

Cursing, Faustina whipped around and made to barrel past in the opposite direction, but by this time he was ready, and tackled her to the ground before she could escape. Though outmatched, Faustina was unwilling to go down so easily. Struggling against him, they tussled back and forth, throwing punches and grabbing at each others arms. In a panic she went for her blade, but anticipating her actions, he caught her arms and pinned them above her head and wedging a knee between her thighs, effectively stalled her efforts.

Now, almost completely immobilized and the adrenaline from the chase gone, Faustina began to feel the pangs of actual fear. This man looked, smelled, and felt like a killer. Far too heavy, and wedged too close to her as he was, his muscled form dug into her considerably slimmer frame. There was no hope of overpowering him.

Left to her most basic survival tactic, she screamed.

Faustina howled as loud and as shrilly as possible, grasping for anything that might surprise her adversary. To her amazement, it worked.

Shadow flinched above her, and she could feel the grip of his right had loosen, perhaps to cover her mouth.

She took the momentary advantage to throw him off balance and, suddenly enraged, slapped him hard across the face.

The blow connected with a considerable smack! and her shadows' head snapped back. Scrambling to her feet, she nearly got her shaking legs firmly planted and set to run when he kicked out, clipping her right knee. Faustina yelped and went down.

I'm going off of the favorites the previous anon listed. :) This is probably crap, but yeah. I'll try and post more soon if you guys like it so far.

Re: {Fill} Multiplayer Characters

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You should post this under the actual prompt. GO back to the prompt and hit 'reply to this' instead of 'add a new comment'. That way your fill will appear under the prompt so people can find it more easily and not be floating around loose.

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this needs to happen

(Anonymous) 2011-09-30 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
(because the artist is just too awesome to bypass) and because i crave it sooo hardcore!

anyway... can someone please turn this into a ff? long short idk, i just want desperate/cocky alty and shy/glasses malik

please oh pretty please?

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Death of a Dream

(Anonymous) 2011-09-30 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Hello, first of all I wanted to say that I have been lurking for some time now - and I deeply love each and every minute of it. You guys are awesome :P

Having that out, I wanted to make a request myself. What I want is Altair (could be Ezio if dear Writer!Anon SOMEHOW makes it work). But not just any Altair - a Dark!Altair. You know, in almost every story he is just so huggable that I cannot fathom how a serious-no-bullshit Assassin could fall that low... Oh I love it, like I said before - but it leaves me carving for some darkish themes. Assassins should not be huggable they should be feared :D

I leave it up to the anon!

Also if anyone wants some Desmond torturing I can take up writing something, as I need an excuse to channel my inner kinks. And I'll be without Internet for two whole days so I'll have something to do! Anyone wants something written? Post your idea and I'll make somethin' up :D

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(Anonymous) 2011-09-30 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh anon. Your prompt is so, so sweet. I loooove me some dark!Assassins. /looks at 'need to fill list'
Fuck it.

OP is surprised someone claimed it so quickly :D

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(Anonymous) 2011-09-30 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
...Yes, that's the entire prompt. Give me some crack, anons.

(For those who don't know the wonder and sass of Sassy Creed, look here:

Templars won't even know what hit 'em.

(Anonymous) 2011-09-30 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi everyone! This is my first request. The idea kept bugging me for some time, so I just couldn't help myself.
I'd like to see a crossover between AC1 and Brotherhood in which Altair and Malik got teleported in Rome by the Apple, but in different locations. Otherwise it would be far too easy, wouldn't it?
My idea for the plot is: Malik appears in Leonardo study in Castel Sant'Angelo and in Cesare's clutches. For Altair, on the contrary I don't have nothing specific in mind therefore he can meet Ezio or Bartolomeo or someone else. I'll let this to the writer!anon.
Finally Malik could be set free by Alty, or Ezio or both of them during one of Juan Borgia wasteful parties (what about during the one in which he got killed by Ezio? I've finished AC Brotherhood some time ago and I'm not sure that it was him, sorry... ). Knowing Juan, he'll show him off like some exotic beast or whatever.
Then, after the reunion (some hot smut would be the icing on the cake~ ), Altair and Malik can team up with the Italian assassins against the Borgias and Malik could 'train' Ezio's recruits! XD

That's it, more or less. I'd like to see an AltMal established relationship and maybe also EzioLeo? Feel free to machinate, anons, I'll love any suggestions but please, not an helpless!Malik fill. ;(

Bonus points if Cesare is fascinated by Malik fierceness, so he tries to have his way with him in order to tame/humiliate him. If he suceeds or else is up to you, writer!anon.
If you'll fill this I'll love you forever and ever. To writer!anon my first born. <3

[I'm Italian, by the way, hence if you'll need any help in translating anything, all you need to do is ask! :D]

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/rubs self all over prompt
Mine mine mine mine

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Happiest Place on Earth

(Anonymous) 2011-09-30 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Hello! Anons! So we have all heard that Disneyland is the happiest place on earth but that's now. What about the good'ol days! I want a Alt/Mal
or Ez/Leo let's say one touches the apple and they are suddenly transported into Disneyland! Magical! and are all WTF?! What sorcery is this!? and well you can do the rest but this anon wants a major freak-out on Alty or Ezio's part and Leo or Malik all curious! Please anons!!!

(Anonymous) 2011-10-01 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Whoops, my bad entirely ;u; I posted a prompt over in Part 2 without seeing it was 'Fill Only', and without checking the activity on this part. My fault, lol.

So, since I can't delete the prompt (unless I missed that, too. Semi-new to LJ ), I decided to just copypasta it over here(and I'm not sure if I'm not allowed to do this? let me know.)

"This is my first request, so I feel a little nervous posting, lol ;u; Also, I haven't seen this prompt yet, but if it is up, I'd love a link.
Shamelessly, silk/satin/velvet bondage is asjklf to me. Altair/Malik are first choice, but I'm not going to say no to Ezio/Leo or Desmond and someone.
Major bonus brownie points if Malik(or whoever subs) is tied up unsuspectingly (asleep?) and made to beg."

Two Person Love Triangle

(Anonymous) 2011-10-01 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
I would love something with this trope:

IE, Character A is in love with both Character B and Character C. Little does Character A know, B and C are the same person. :]

Slash or femmeslash is preferred. Het's cool too.

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Malik would make the perfect person B/C. He already has the perfect cover of being a disabled cartographer who never leaves his shop!


(Anonymous) 2011-10-01 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Federico. Vieri. Mud. Sexyness ensues!

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Sorry for any mistakes, I am super dyslexic, and even if I read through it several times, I’m not likely to get most of them.


Vieri pulled the reigns, slowing his horse, now that he had passed the appointed finish line. Not only had he passed the finish line, but he had won, by a lot. That wasn’t even the best part. The best part was, he hadn’t even issued the challenge, the stronzo who had lost challenged him. Oh, and this felt good.

Vieri steered his horse toward his opponent, a cocky grin on his face, “I told you this would happen, Vincenzo.” Vieri circled Vincenzo Marino, with his horse. Vincenzo glared from atop his own horse. “But do you listen? No. Vincenzo, nobody beats a Pazzi, least of all you.”

Vincenzo just made a rude gesture. Vieri scoffed at that and his grin grew, “Really, no need to be a sore loser.”

“Fuck you, Vieri!” Yelled Vincenzo, before turning his horse to trot away.

“Fine, be a sore loser, but if you think you are going to get away without paying me , you are dead wrong.” Vieri steered his horse to block Vincenzo’s way. “Now, give up the 30 florins we agreed upon, and then you may leave.”

Vincenzo fished the pouch off his belt, and threw it at Vieri.

Vieri counted, then smiled, “You are free to go, and if you want to lose again, just let me know.”

Vieri climbed off his horse and led it to a trough for a drink.


Every muscle in Vieri’s body tensed in shock. He slowly turned his head to look at his back, and what he saw did not make him happy. A giant lump of mud was covering almost the entirety of his back, and thanks to the rain there was mud everywhere.

‘Who the fuck…?’ Vieri turned expecting it to be Vincenzo, but it seemed he and his friends seemed to have already left. Instead it was Federico Auditore, grinning to himself, looking away, acting has though he didn’t do it. Unfortunately, for Federico, the mud on his hands gave him away.

“What the fuck, Auditore?!” Vieri walked quickly over to Federico, fists clenched at his sides.

“What? Oh, salute Vieri, how are you, today?” Federico smiled and kept up with the charade.

“Oh, don’t play dumb with me! You have mud on your hands! Of course I know it was you!” Vieri yelled, face turning red from rage.
Federico quickly hid his hands behind his back, “Really Vieri, I would never do the to you, Amore.”

Vieri kneeled down , and grabbed some mud, made it into a ball, and started to throw it into the air and catch it. With a smirk on his face he threw it at Federico, and it hit him on the chest, splattering on his face. Federico just smiled his annoyingly smug grin, and grabbed some more mud. Federico then threw it, but missed when Vieri dodged, a scowl on his face.

“What the fuck, Auditore!?” Vieri yelled out, “Why are you fighting back?”

“Haha, because you’re fighting back!” Federico laughed.

“What? That makes no sense! You started it!” Vieri growled out, childishly.

Federico laughed and threw some more mud at Vieri, hitting him on the side of the head. He smirked and dodged the majority of what was being thrown at him.

Vieri wasn’t having it, the bastard was dodging! Vieri ran towards Federico, and tackled him to the ground. Straddling Federico’s hips, Vieri grabbed some mud from next to Federico’s head, and smushed it into the younger man’s face.

Federico just laughed, grabbed the collar of Vieri’s shirt and shoved some mud down the front. Vieri squeaked, er… made a manly, not squeak like noise. Then smeared some mud over Federico’s chest through the open part of his doublet.

Federico smirked while Vieri smeared the mud on him. He took a quick look around, had then rolled Vieri over, and was now sitting between his legs.

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Apple shenanigans: encore!

(Anonymous) 2011-10-01 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Now I know this prompt could seem insane but it just won't leave my mind, so here it is: Altair, Malik and the Apple.
Messing around with the Piece of Eden can only wreak havoc on Masyaf. After an accident with the Apple, Malik becomes capable of bearing children but he's unaware of it. Until it's too late, at least.
How will our proud, grumpy, feisty Dai cope now that he's carrying Altair's offspring?
Poor dear Altair, that's all I'm saying...

Bonus points if Maria is included and having fun of the two of them!

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Oh man, I can just imagine Maria laughing her ass of as she watches Malik rant at Altair about how his...predicament is all his fault while Altair has a vaguely embarrassed and angry look on his face with Malik wearing maternal clothes showing just how far along he is. Then maybe later she gives him some back and foot massages while she commiserates and listens to how much being pregnant with Altair's brood is so hard to deal with.

I second this motion!

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Delicious issues

(Anonymous) 2011-10-05 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Is anyone else having trouble with Delicious? I can't go to the first archive because it says it doesn't exist. When I go to the second I can't search the tags. I can't find the prompt I was going to fill. I know its Delicious fault and mods can't fix it but I was wondering what's going to happen to all the fills and prompts from the 1st one.

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Hi! I'm actually the person whose in charge of the 2nd Delicious (and I'm really sorry about how far behind it is, we'll get it up to date soon. Real life sort of caught us all there for a while).

But if for some reason the first Delicious really is gone I suppose we could re-archive part one, though it'd probably take a while.

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(Anonymous) 2011-10-06 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Okay so I was inspired by a Tumblr post. Namely, this one:
"oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.

i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat "

So I want this (or something similar).... Desmond and Sixteen style. If they know each other or not is up to the writeanon. But really.... can I get Des fucking with Sixteen? We have prompts of Sixteen messing with Des' head; lets have it the other way around! I will love you forever and give you cookies :3

The five times Ezio cheated on Leonardo, and the one time Leonardo had a bitch fit about it!

(Anonymous) 2011-10-06 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
Really, it just what the title says, that is exactly what I want.

Ezio/Cristina or Desmond/Lucy "Heavy in Your Arms"

(Anonymous) 2011-10-07 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
While playing memories in Brotherhood today and I had Florence and the Machine playing on my laptop(as one does) when Heavy in Your Arms came up. I thought these lyrics especially fit Ezio/Cristina or even Desmond/Lucy at the end of Brotherhood.

This will be my last confession
I love you never felt like any blessing
Whispering like it's a secret
Only to condemn the one who hears it
With a heavy heart

I'm looking for something angsty and heartbreaking. Bring on the tears anons.

Would prefer Ezio/Cristina as there isn't enough of them on here but Desmond/Lucy is just as good.

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I really want to write this, as angst is the only genre I have a decent grasp on, but damn it I don't have the time T_T probably it'll take me a month or so to write just a little one-shot! If the school and work treat me well, maybe I can write a line or two on this.

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