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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.3

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.3
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Get out of my bureau!

☃ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

☃ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

☃ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

☃ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

☃ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

☃ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

☃ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
(Livejorunal) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
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(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
Part 2
Part 4
Part 5
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Assassins In Regency

(Anonymous) 2011-10-30 12:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Dearest, sweetest Anons,
It is my utter, unfettered pleasure to disclose to you all that today is Talk Like Jane Austen day. In honour of such an auspicious occasion, I respectfully request a brief glimpse into the lives of those days long passed wherein Assassins and Templars alike move through the Great Empire, whether it be in Society or any of His Majesty's far flung territories. Let your muses flutter where they will!

Re: Assassins In Regency

(Anonymous) 2011-10-30 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Dearest of Anons,
Au contraire, it's MY pleasure to inform you that this humble Anon has something in mind, but please bear with me, I won't write like Jane Austen throughout the entirety of the chronicles of such a story.

In any other Anon wants to claim this story, it would be even greater, English isn't my first language!


(Anonymous) 2011-10-30 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Dear Anons, give me Malfatto slash please. Preferably Teodor/Malfatto or other way round, but anything m/m and rated nc-17 will do.


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The immortal crack-fic

(Anonymous) 2011-10-31 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
We had a prompt a while ago to write something like the infamous "My Immortal", complete with bad grammar, spellingz, and horrific OOC-ness. I'm pretty sure I cried, I was laughing so hard. So I would like to request something like that again- only, this time, only CRACK pairings can be used.
Honestly, not too fussed about any of the details, I just thought it was hilarious last time...

Re: The immortal crack-fic

(Anonymous) 2011-11-01 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I've heard of that fic but never seen it, where is it located?

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lil' Desmond

(Anonymous) 2011-10-31 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd like to request an AU where Desmond is about 5-6 when he get's taken by the Templar.

+1 if 16 is his Dad
+1 if Lucy is all kinds of sweet to him
+1 if Shaun upsets him by accident
+1 for adawabalness
+1 if he still kicks some serious ass as a result of the bleeding effect, because let's face it, nothing is more terrifying then a little kid killing a group of adults with a hidden blade.

Re: lil' Desmond

(Anonymous) 2011-10-31 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)

Because Vidic would stick poor little Des into the animus. D:
And if 16 was his dad.... ;n;

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Claimed: lil' Desmond

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Fill - Part 1? - (1/2)

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Altair h/c

(Anonymous) 2011-11-02 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
Anon has been wanting this for a while now, please bear with me.

Altair has been captured by one of his targets, and has been tortured for a long period of time. His torture can be whatever you choose, but it has to be severe enough to traumatize him (water torture, rape, idek.)

Altair is eventually able to free himself, kills the target, and returns to the Bureau with proof of his kill (doesn't have to be Malik's Bureau.) Altair is treated of his obvious wounds, and outwardly seems fine.

Altair, however, is still suffering the mental trauma of his ordeal. He hides his suffering, believing it to be something he should be able to overcome on his own and not wanting to appear weak.

After a period of time (days/weeks/months), Altair is eventually sent out on another mission in Jerusalem. Something happens while Altair is gathering information that triggers a breakdown, and he is hurt and/or compromised to the point that he is unable to complete the mission he was assigned. When he manages to make it back to the Bureau, Malik at first berates Altair for his failure. But as he treats Altair's wounds and is able to observe the man's state over the course of a few days, begins to realize something is seriously wrong.

Malik confronts Altair with his suspisions, but it ends up backfiring. The two end up fighting, and eventually Altair has another breakdown, this one more serious than the first. Malik must now help Altair recover from his trauma.

tl;dr - Altair is suffering from PTSD, Malik must help him recover.

Re: Altair h/c

(Anonymous) 2011-11-02 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
Seconded! I have also been wanting this for a while.

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Altair/Kadar -Whore

(Anonymous) 2011-11-02 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey! I saw the new fanart von RinGreen about a 'lovely' night between Altair and Kandar. ( I would like to see something like this.

OP where happy when:
+ Altair is really rude to Kadar
+ Kadar makes a love confession to him but Altair calls him whore
+ after this Kadar is mentally broken

Recruit/Recruit, Recruit/Templar's Wife - seduction mission AWKWARDNESS

(Anonymous) 2011-11-03 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
Ezio decides that every recruit needs experience in all the types of missions, so he sends the most bashful, virginal, and romantically inept recruit (male or female, just like in-game) on the easiest seduction mission, with the Templar's wife in question being pretty much the worst floozy in Italy.

A magnanimous recruit takes it upon his/herself to "brief" them on the mission.

Bonus hilarity points:
- He/she is literally a virgin.
- Our innocent recruit is also the best fighter, and everyone is amused that the local badass is being deflowered.
- The recruit aces the mission and earns the Renaissance version of a "Call me back, baby."

Re: Recruit/Recruit, Recruit/Templar's Wife - seduction mission AWKWARDNESS

(Anonymous) 2011-11-03 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
Oh god, if this prompt isn't picked up in a few days it will be a crying shame.

...And in a few days I may be in the market for another prompt... I'll be keeping an eye on this prompt for sure. Hope to see a fill soon!

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Shaun/Desmon dub/con

(Anonymous) 2011-11-04 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Call me a freak or whatever you want to call me, but here it goes.

Set after AC:Brotherhood, Desmond is in a coma and for whatever X reason Shaun comes and fucks him while Desmond is still in a coma.

Bonus points if Desmond is in the animus. Also, while Shaun fucks him, Desmond is going thorugh a Altair/Malik or Leonardo/Ezio memory~

This aon wishes to know who is brave enough to take this on~

Re: Shaun/Desmon dub/con

(Anonymous) 2011-11-04 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
this, please

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Rebecca x Templar!Lucy (or is she?)

(Anonymous) 2011-11-04 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Inspired by the old speculation about Lucy based on the infamous trail of red footprints, I... had something in mind but can't write prose to save my life (unless RPing in prose of all things), so I open the pairing idea up to whatever you will do with it, even if it's just a roleplaying fantasy (i.e. Assassin!Rebecca x captive Templar!Lucy) between the two...

Bonus points if Desmond for whatever reason comes across the pairing (i.e. sees them kissing, but Rebecca in blue and Lucy in red) and reacts by fleeing TO the Animus, not from it!

Re: Rebecca x Templar!Lucy (or is she?)

(Anonymous) 2011-11-14 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
Having this gone a week and a half with no replies, perhaps a self-micro-fill is in order, either to inspire or at least to give SOMETHING back to the anons and not-so-anons of the kinkmeme...


Alright, the tying up of the captive Templar? TOTALLY by Assassin rules.

Keeping her blindfolded and her ears stuffed? Sure, it's not like she was being starved or left unattended or anything.

But the holding her at night whenever Shaun wasn't around, the fingers finding their way past the Templar's belt into her panties, the other arm hugging her even as she struggled against her bonds and the unrequested touches, the way that she'd whimper, moan, or even speak incoherently as that invading hand played with her until she'd shudder, her breath catching and erratic, until she'd curl up into the embrace, panting and her torso heaving?...

... yep, Rebecca DEFINITELY had some explaining to do.

Author-anon: *hides*


(Anonymous) 2011-11-04 08:20 am (UTC)(link)
What's worse than a TrollDad? A Troll-in-law! And who's better than La Volpe for that?
Anon was imagining Ezio as the victim, and since La Volpe is virtually immortal it shouldn't surprise anyone that he could still be around when Ezio met Sofia, and with a little AU magic he could be her father. Maybe Ezio is extra-irritated by the fact his own father-in-law looks not that much older that him?

Since this is so ridiculous I guess you can make it a ModernAU fic, and maybe add Mother-in-Law!Machiavelli to the formula. YAY for modern-overprotective-gay-married-couple!

In fact, this anon does not mind if the tortured soul son-in-law is not Ezio but someone else entirely as long as we keep La Volpe in his role. DO WHAT EVER YOU WANT AS LONG AS YOU DRIVE SOMEONE MAD VIA COCKBLOCKING!


please forgive OP's grammar & stuff

(Anonymous) 2011-11-04 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
english is not OP's first language u_____u

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(Anonymous) 2011-11-04 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe I haven't looked properly, but how comes there is not a single request of Shaun getting gagged? Even though we all love him, LET'S SHUT HIM UP FOR ONCE!

Smut, as rough and violent as it gets, make Shaun pay for being such an arse.

I've become very partial to Alex Mercer/Shaun, but I'm not too fussed :)

remember remember the 5th of November

(Anonymous) 2011-11-04 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
A request for something for Bonfire night/Guy Fawkes night? It's my favourite night of the year, and I'd love some British Assassin fic please? I don't mind if it's to do with the History of the night or if it's something involving Shaun celebrating the holiday.

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(Anonymous) 2011-11-05 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
Ok, so anon was strolling through her dA favs, and came across a picture she nearly forgot: http:// violently_surprising_biscuits_by_seisei-d3hmqsl.jpg (sans the spaces).

All three are cute and funny, but the one with Ezio and Leonardo gets me every single time. If I felt I had the talent, I'd write it myself, but...

I don't want a huge omg-40-chapter story; just a short story based on that picture (of course, a view of what happens off camera would be highly enjoyed), if writer!anons would be so kind~

Re: Underestimated

(Anonymous) 2011-11-05 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
this write-anon will fill this!!

Though, I'm not sure if sexy-times will occur or not ^^;

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Tempting the Lion Part 1

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(Anonymous) 2011-11-05 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Leonardo is in a serious relationship with one of the guards and Ezio does not know. Ezio has to go to Leonardo for help after a particularly nasty scrap. When he comes in, the guard is there and recognizes Ezio as the assassin and tries to arrest him. Leonardo has to convince the guard that Ezio is a good man and not to arrest him.

Note: Ezio is straight and, therefore, entirely platonic towards Leonardo.

Re: Leo/CityGuard

(Anonymous) 2011-11-06 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconded! *_*


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Don't worry about the English proficiency

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possible writer-anon

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Fill part 1

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The End/Write-anon here

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Altair/Maria: Clean shaven

(Anonymous) 2011-11-05 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Maria, while watching Altair shave during his morning washings is suddenly curious as to what it would feel like to be shaved. Since she has no beard Altair offers to shave everything else below her chin.


Protective Altair (Altair/Desmond)

(Anonymous) 2011-11-05 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Oops, didn't see the third park of the meme!
Desmond is being thrown into the Animus against his will/being held captive (whatever the anon decides). Altair, who is alive in current day, comes to his rescue. I would love to see a fiercely protective Altair. "Nothing is tru, everything is permitted." right?
I've been toying with this bunny myself, but I would like to see someone else take a crack at it.

Re: Protective Altair (Altair/Desmond)

(Anonymous) 2011-11-05 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
This anon is sturned on by this. Maybe I'll take a crack at it, idk. But there needs to be more Altir/Desmond around


(Anonymous) 2011-11-05 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't be the only one to want more of this, right? I think I've only seen one fill for this pairing on here. Come on, kink meme, bring on the incest!

La Volpe/Machiavelli.

(Anonymous) 2011-11-05 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Dear Anons, I'd like to request some La Volpe/Machiavelli, since the kink meme hasn't seen this pairing for quite a while. Either AC universe or an AU, any rating,anything will do.

Re: La Volpe/Machiavelli.

(Anonymous) 2011-11-05 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
hate sex ftw

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Federico/Ezio Audicest AU

(Anonymous) 2011-11-06 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Federico survives thanks to his training as an assassin, but his father and younger brother didn’t. Instead of Ezio, it’s Federico who takes down the path of revenge. Meanwhile, Ezio has to deal with taking care of the few members of his family left (he doesn’t know Federico survived). In order to protect, hide and provide for his mother and sister Ezio becomes a courtesan.
Federico is pent up in revenge and wanting nothing else, sometimes he goes to the brothel where Ezio works and always requests for him. Ezio does not recognize him, since Federico has changed a lot.

Bonus Points: If Federico knows it’s Ezio who he is fucking with it and doesn’t care. (It dosent matter, I’ll leave that up to writer!anon)

Re: Federico/Ezio Audicest AU

(Anonymous) 2011-11-08 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
If I have time I may try this, but I'm never good at writing short things.

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Crack Pairings

(Anonymous) 2011-11-07 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Please, I've seen all kinds of things here. But really, the crack pairings requested disappoint me. They have NOTHING over some of the ones I want:

Majd Addin/Federico
Rebecca/La Volpe
Abbas/Brother Ristoro
(Even better: Adha and Erudito)

PLEASE ANONS. It doesn't have to be smut--doesn't have to be romance. Just gimme the crackiest pairing possible, and give me some short snippet about this so I can laugh how... ridiculous it is. If Federico/Kadar is popular, then surely one of these can come to be.


(Anonymous) 2011-11-07 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
This anon shall present you wth her crack attempt at this~ It was fun writting this also, warning for major OOCness

Machiavelli loved very much Malik, even if said man was stubborn and always wore permanent scowl in his pretty face. It was up to him to cheer his day up, in whatever means was necessary. There were many tales about this too, about the many things he had tried to do to make Malik smile, only to fail horribly.

One time he had tried wearing a red laced corset and even striped sexily in front of the man. But there had been no reaction. There was also the time he tried cooking only to fail miserable and with Malik starting to feel sick and being sent to the doctor. Or the time when he tried to make a surprise part in celebration to his birthday, inviting everyone in the order (including Altair) only to have Malik slam the door before everyone had a chance to say “happy birthday.”

Machiavelli felt hopeless. Nothing he ever did made Malik felt at ease and smile. He was tired and ready to give up. So he told Mailk and how he felt. How much he wanted for the man to smile and feel happy, the different things he had tried and how he had failed miserably.
Malik didn’t say anything, instead gathered him in his arms, and dropped a kiss to his neck. “Machiavelli, all you had to do was…”

Machiavelli’s cheeks darkened to a shade darker than a tomato as Malik pulled him for a heated kiss, a smirk across his lips.

OP Mal/Mach

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Becca/Volpe, Vid/Christina, Adha/Erudito

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OP above^

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^WriteAnon Above

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"Master of Crack Pairings"

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driveby anon

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TalxLeo OP

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Alright, so here it goes..

(Anonymous) 2011-11-07 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
AC/Gladiator AU? Oh yes, please. That movie is the only movie that has made me cry, and of course combining it with AC would probably melt my brain. This anon would deff love to see Altair as the main bad-ass, but as far as cameos go, anyone from any of the games are more than welcome. This anon would also love it if there was some Altair/Malik hints (or full-blown blooming romance) between the two 8D

Alas; I just really need some sweaty AssGlads (LOLWHAT) fightin', livin', and lovin' it up.

Re: Alright, so here it goes..

(Anonymous) 2011-11-10 09:22 am (UTC)(link)

Author-anon is tempted. I'll probably write this but give me a few days. :)

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In the Shadow of an Empire

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Not enough MPREG

(Anonymous) 2011-11-07 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm currently working on filling a prompt so I think I deserve to ask for something.
Mpreg please???
It can be Altair x Malik, Ezio x Leo, or Desmond x Shaun, I don't care. Just no hermaphrodites please. I'd like it if mpreg was totally normal and socially acceptable.
I'd like a multi-chap fill, if you please. Oh also, no female babies D:

Annoying mad man..

(Anonymous) 2011-11-07 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
I wasplaying through AV again and once again those mad men targeted Altair with no reason. My prompt is this:
One of the mad men/druggies fixates on Altair and starts to stalk him annoying and scaring the stalkee. But due to his oath Altair doesn't want to kill him. Until the stalker pins/corners him in adark alley. Enoughs enough but before Altair can kill the poor bastard someone else does. Then the rescuer gleefully informs that they want a reward forrescuing the "helpless maiden". What happens next is up to the beloved filler.
List of possible candidates:
Or someone else

Plese anyone?

Re: Annoying mad man..

(Anonymous) 2011-11-18 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
This is relelvant to my interests. Seconded!

Altair/Tazim; Darim/Tazim

(Anonymous) 2011-11-07 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, so this is a strange love triangle.
Tazim reminds Altair of Malik a little too much (the fact that he took his father's name doesn't help), and so he finds himself in a sort of déjà vu relationship with Malik's son. But at the same time Darim realizes his own affections for Tazim and can't help but try to steal him away from his own father.
Cue poor Tazim being stuck with not one, but two Ibn-La'Ahads with their ridiculous pride and inability to deal with their emotions.

Re: Altair/Tazim; Darim/Tazim

(Anonymous) 2011-11-07 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh this makes me feel really bad for Tazim. But this is an awesome prompt, anon! :3


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Warrior monk in Venezia?

(Anonymous) 2011-11-08 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, I know this sounds ridiculous, but please read it through before you flame me for being a total loon...

I want to see a Shaolin monk in Venezia in the Renaissance and maybe see what happens when one of the guards tries to harass him. Maybe Ezio is watching at the rooftops and gets quite surprised when he sees the monk fight in speeds that even he would have been hard pressed to keep up with and with weapons that he's never seen and without them in such a way that makes him look like a total amateur as well as being able to take pain that would have felled him, like, say, a heavy wooden object to the monk's head that does nothing but makes him look at his attacker?

I seriously doubt that the monk would want to become an assassin, but maybe Ezio would ask the monk to train his apprentices in exchange of trying to get a ship for the monk to get home in?

Originally I was going to ask for a warrior monk from Japan but I noticed that they only opened their ports to the west in 1548 so I figured it wouldn't be historically accurate but if any writer-anon can manage to make that happen I'd be just as happy with it.

- Shaolin monk somehow gets to Venezia
- monk gets harassed by guards
- guards get pissed off for whatever reason and a fight ensues
- monk defeats all the guards with little to no exertion
- Ezio watches from the sidelines
- once fight finishes Ezio talks to monk and tries to recruit him for Assassins guild
- monk refuses (Buddhist Dharma forbids killing others)
- Ezio asks the monk to train his apprentices
- monk agrees, on the condition that he won't be made to kill others
- Ezio agrees and leads monk to Tiber Island

- liberal use of foreign weaponry like a Guan Dao or a Hook Sword [+10]
- one of the apprentices watches with Ezio and makes many funny comments [+20]
- monk meets Leonardo [+30]
- monk trains in Monteriggioni and surprises Assassins with his methods [+40]
- monk fights against Mario and wins [+50]
- monk fights Ezio and wins [+1000]

Re: Warrior monk in Venezia?

(Anonymous) 2011-11-08 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Oh this prompt is just win! Seconded, and I'd do it if I didn't suck at actions scenes (and I don't wanna butcher any Buddhist teachings. T_T Not comfortable in writing about stuff I don't know.)

I suddenly got that scene from Bebop where that guy is trying to get Spike to teach him Jeet Kun Do, and he keeps getting knocked down without any effort on Spike's part. :3 (www .youtube .com/ watch?v=zVWVPaXaouo)

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