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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.3

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.3
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Get out of my bureau!

☃ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

☃ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

☃ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

☃ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

☃ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

☃ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

☃ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
(Livejorunal) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
( Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
Part 2
Part 4
Part 5
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MP Request

(Anonymous) 2011-11-08 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Somewhere in reviewing the reveal trailers these little gems came into the light:


Either one would be fine, and it can be from Cahin annoying either man until they snap or a fight turning strangely sexual. Use your imagination with this, I encourage you. Weapon play would be amazing.

(Anonymous) 2011-11-09 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Yusuf/Ezio. Something somewhat sweet, perhaps after hours at Assassin HQ.

A teeny-tiny fill

(Anonymous) 2011-11-17 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Yusuf smiles warmly. They are standing on a rooftop in the Constantinople dusk, and Ezio is surprised they are both relatively unharmed. The most recent fight with the guards had turned rather nasty.

"I'm impressed," Yusuf says. "They don't call you Il Mente for nothing, do they?"

"Il Mentore," Ezio corrects, half-heartedly. Yusuf's mangled Italian is actually quite endearing, in an irritating kind of way.

"Oh?" Yusuf shakes his head, still smiling. "Italian gibberish. I especially liked how you used that poisoned bomb to kill those Templars. I've never seen anybody act quite so... strangely. What did you put in it again?"

"A mixture. I couldn't remember which packet contained which ingredient. The labels did nothing to help, what with the Arabic gibberish." Ezio shrugs. The two men are standing close. Contantinople gets colder as the sun falls beneath the horizon.

"Turkish, not Arabic, I think you'll find." Yusuf gives him a joking elbow in the ribs, his breath warming Ezio's ear.

"There's a difference?" Ezio turns to look at Yusuf in mock surprise. "My God."

"Even as old and experienced as you are, I see you still have much to learn." Yusuf's eyes search Ezio's face intently and his hand trails slowly from the elder's belt towards his face.

"Perhaps you could teach me," Ezio grins wickedly, as Yusuf's fingertips brush his greying beard, slowly running over his rough skin, then up into surprisingly soft hair.

"Perhaps I could," Yusuf grins, just as wickedly in return, and closes the gap between their mouths with a kiss.

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Of Eggs and Flying Machines.

(Anonymous) 2011-11-09 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Finished watching Puss in Boots, and discovered that Puss' friend Humpty Dumpty was an inventor.

Among one of the things he fashioned was a flying machine.

Which got me thinking: what if Leonardo was a criminal (could be a mastermind, or just his cheerful self), and Ezio was lauded as some kind of public hero (kind of like Puss)? Where they get along, despite their opposing morals? OP would prefer Ezio/ Leonardo, but feel free to create as you like!

OP are you me??

(Anonymous) 2011-11-10 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
I just saw the film the other day and was thinking how hilarious it would be if Ezio were Puss! Of course, my idea also had Altaïr as Kitty Softpaws, but I didn't even think of having Leonardo be Humpty. Complete brain seizure there.

Seconded, because this really needs to be done.

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Tired of Ignorance

(Anonymous) 2011-11-09 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Lets go back to Brotherhood for a moment and the DLC.

Ezio, is an idiot when it comes to knowing Leonardo's sexuality. The reason being is that, during Brotherhood after Ezio kills Cesare and ends everything he and Leonardo have this conversation on a bench. Which is explained here: during that conversation Ezio doesn't quite get it. Even when is obvious. So thats why this was born by the lovely DoubleLeaf.

And yet, it still bothers me Ezio doesn't actually figure it out and if he does it will either be too late or he's just choosing not to say anything. But then we have the DLC where we rescue our dear Leonardo from harm while at the same time discovering a temple. Well, the conversation you see is rather frustrating.

Leonardo: I'm sure Salai is spending my hard earned florins.
Ezio: He is safe at home.
Leonardo: Oh thank god... I mean, for the florins.
Ezio: (laughs) Its alright. Salai fits you. I approve.
Leonardo: I... um...
Ezio: Leonardo speechless? The world is full of surprises.

And I proceeded to pull my hair out because the ironic part about this conversation it was BEFORE the conversation on the bench. Now I don't know if that was a Ubisoft mistake or Ezio is just the biggest idiot in the damn world when it comes to Leonardo's OBVIOUS attraction towards HIM. [Tell me i'm not the only one thinking this]

So here's the kink (if it hasn't already been done before):


Leonardo gets tired of Ezio not just getting him and decides that the only way to get through to the assassin is to show him. Via kiss/obvious flirting.

- Bonus points if Leonardo tries literally everything in the book and Ezio is oblivious until Leonardo kisses him or something anon feels would be nice or a smack in the face (not literally)
- Double point if Ezio is shocked as hell.
- And triple points if Salai sees the shocked Ezio and says "So you do travel in the ways of men outside of the house of god," (smug face) [You would get that if you remember Salai asking if Ezio was gay in a weird way the first time they met and told salai to follow him and find out. Haha.]

Mostly want fluff not smut. And humor. Lots of humor. :33 Please and thank you for hopefully thinking about making this Anon pleased and not frustrated no more.

It's less ignorant than you think!

(Anonymous) 2011-11-10 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think you really listened to that conversation, anon. The first thing Leonardo says is that the Vatican is going crazy because Cesare is really sick and the Pope is dead. So this conversation takes place between when Ezio gets the Apple and when Cesare is arrested in late 1503, not after. Meanwhile, the DLC is suppose to take place I think in 1506, after Ezio runs around Italy for a while and before he follows Cesare to Spain to kill him.

You may trigger that conversation post-game, but seeing as we're in a magical memory time machine, it brings you back to the period before Ezio left Rome to hunt down Cesare so you can finish side-questing and liberating Rome and stuff, since Ezio probably did all of that before going away. It's like in AC2, when after the game ends you end up back in the time before going to Rome, because obviously Ezio didn't have time to run around collecting feathers between the Vatican mindfuck and Monteriggioni's destruction.

Just wanted to point that out, since Ubisoft didn't make a mistake here. That said, Ezio is pretty clueless if it takes him 30 years to figure out that Leo likes men. I'm sure there's a way of tweaking the prompt to reflect the game's actual timeline, or you could keep it as is anyway? *shrug*

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(Anonymous) 2012-10-23 11:29 am (UTC)(link)
Writer!Anon here. I want to fill this, but I have no idea what 'literally everything in the book' is. So what do you want? A set-up romantic dinner date? A badly-written love letter (wait, isn't Leo a genius? was he good at writing love-letters?)? Or just trying to spike Ezio's drink and making a move? I need ideas, man.

"Placid? Right..."

(Anonymous) 2011-11-10 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
kfj;fe i'm sorry to add to the already huge prompt list, but this one was spurred by a friend. she was watching a walk-through (because I told her how precious Leonardo was) and she pointed something out even I didn't see, and now can't stop pondering: Leonardo can look rather scary when he seems mad. and off on a tangent: the title is totally related since its the first thing she said after seeing that mad!leo face.

Expression in question: http: //i.imgur. com/5csKY.png without spaces. That scenes takes place right after Ezio gets his hidden blade fixed.

so, the prompt is pretty simple, and there's a lot of writer's freedom. Ezio does something (preferably young!Ezio, since he's most likely; maybe he says something, doesn't watch his tongue, anon's choice) and it just irks Leonardo like no other. Cue him being very brief, all-but ignoring Ezio till he goes all puppy-eyes to find out what's wrong.

what happens to make up for it, again, your choice. (i say this on kink meme, lol)

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(Anonymous) 2011-11-10 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
OP is right. That expression is angry. Do want!

Daddy assassins!

(Anonymous) 2011-11-10 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
Can I please have some daddy assassin fluff? It can be short and sweet or it can even be epic and long (to which I would give the author-anon all my love). Thanks!

Fatherhood [1/1]

(Anonymous) 2011-11-12 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
The first time Ezio holds Flavia, he is more than just a wreck. He's muddy and sweaty and his face is streaming with tears that he doesn't even seem to notice. His daughter is absolutely tiny in his arms - she's asleep after being fed, her face slack, bald but adorable.

Sofia has already fallen asleep, exhausted from labor (Ezio is stupidly happy she was in labor so long because he had time to get there and hold her hand but at the same time wishes she hadn't had such a hard time), her red hair in a loose braid flung over her shoulder.

Ezio settles in the chair in the room, rocking Flavia and smiling down at her the whole while. "Hello there, little one. I'm so glad to finally get to meet you."


Maria's not one for children. Altair is. It's the only thing that gets him away from the Apple. Darim is finally old enough that he's sleeping through the night and Altair couldn't be happier. Still, he likes to sit at his desk and just cradle his son in his left arm while he writes with his right. Darim seems to enjoy watching Altair write - or he likes watching the quill move at any rate.

Sometimes he babbles senselessly, still forming his first words. He could make happy little noises for hours and every time Altair smiles he bursts into happy giggles.

By the time he is walking, Darim has already mastered 'baba' and calls both Altair and Maria this equally (something Maria loves because she never wanted to be a mother so her son calling her baba makes her smile in a way that Altair's not used to). Sometimes he'll call Malik this as well but it's usually with a scowl so like his father's that Malik finds it more funny than troubling.


"You've got that 'new father' look on your face, Desmond."

Desmond looked up and smiled weakly. The newborn in his arms stirred, tiny and sleepy but with ten fingers and ten toes and perfect brown eyes. Desmond's eyes are instantly on his son and he draws the infant closer, afraid of dropping him. "I'm terrified I'll mess up."

She smiled softly. "I know. It's okay, though. Here, want me to hold him?" She held out her arms but Desmond shook his head.

"I've got him... You should rest."

"I'm fine. You're the one that hasn't slept in who knows how long." She pushes her sweaty hair off her forehead but settles back into her pillows anyways. "What are we going to name him, Desmond?"

"I don't know yet. I know what we decided on, but..."

"Yeah, it doesn't really suit him, does it?"

Desmond smiled down at his son and stroked his face gingerly, trying not to wake him. "Well, whatever we decide, he's going to be great."

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(Anonymous) 2011-11-10 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Ezio and Yusuf growing old. And going all 'Back in the day...'. And making fun of the novices. And generally being annoying, mean and kind of untolerable.

(Anonymous) 2011-12-27 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
I REALLY want this. <3


(Anonymous) 2011-11-11 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
In the DLC, the scene with Lucrezia and Ezio nomming on one another's face seemed rather random. Lucrezia seems to come out of the blue with "let's have sex". I kinda want to see why she wanted to get into Ezio's pants (other then the obvious).

Gio/Lor Need Some Love!

(Anonymous) 2011-11-11 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
As much as I adore the three main pairings, some of the others need love to. And Giovanni and Lorenzo haven't been seen much since the first couple of pages of Part 2.

I don't care what you do. Is Giovanni still alive, or are we seeing how his death really effected Lorenzo? Art, fic, angst, fluff, smut, whatever, I don't really care what you do, just get these two together!
And Bonus Points if you include Maria as well, 'cause she never gets enough love.

Re: Gio/Lor Need Some Love!

(Anonymous) 2011-11-14 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
OP is right, we haven't seen these two in ages! Please anons, make it happen?

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Gone Horribly Right

(Anonymous) 2011-11-13 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
The Assassin's were trying to make Desmond into a great assassin. A perfect assassin.

Well, it worked. A little too well.

Desmond becomes a sociopathic killer.

TV Tropes? What's that?

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(Anonymous) 2011-11-13 08:13 am (UTC)(link)

Perfect - Ch1/??

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(Anonymous) 2011-11-13 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
I'm new to this Kink Meme thing, so please forgive me (and be sure to let me know) if this is too detailed.

Lucy comes out as a lesbian to openly bisexual Rebecca, and begs her for sex. Lucy has a neck fetish (both giving and receiving). After some time, Shaun walks in on them and Rebecca invites him to join in. Not being bisexual, Lucy doesn't exactly like the idea. He still joins them. Lucy loses her Technical Virginity at some point. Rebecca and Lucy cum-swap. Add whatever foreplay, position(s), and/or post-sex you want.

Please be explicit.

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(Anonymous) 2011-11-13 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh man, want.

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Hannah Montana

(Anonymous) 2011-11-13 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
This anon's little sister went through a phase where she was obsessed (and I mean obsessed) with Hannah Montana. So much so that anon has many Hannah Montana songs practically memorized. And so, today, while cleaning our room, anon found little sis' old Hannah Montana CDs. And anon has had "Nobody's Perfect" stuck in her head all. Damned. DAY.

So, what I propose is this-- Desmond has Nobody's Perfect or some equally catchy Hannah Montana song stuck in his head when he gets into the Animus. Through the bleeding effect, Ezio now has said accursed song stuck in his head.

Anon wants to see it pop into his head at random moments-- during assassinations, etc, etc.

The sillier the better! :)

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(Anonymous) 2011-12-01 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Any and all reverse bleeding effect is totally encouraged! And Ezio singing inane pop songs would be hilarious, esp. since music was moving away from melody-based songs into polyphony and madrigals and all that pretty hardcore at the time. Ezio would be totally unfashionable!

Harpy Eagle

(Anonymous) 2011-11-13 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Somehow,the Great Eagle of Masyaf gets his hands on a Harpy Eagle/chick.

What happens?

kinky as it gets.

(Anonymous) 2011-11-13 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Rimming/felching/fisting. Any pairing, Altair/Malik would be perfect

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Help finding a fic????

(Anonymous) 2011-11-14 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
Anon is not sure if this is allowed but... sorry if it's not D:

Anon recalls a Federico/Vieri fic she read where Vieri was crossdressing... And it was wonderful

Do any of my fellow anons know where I can find this?!?!?


Re: Help finding a fic????

(Anonymous) 2011-11-16 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps it was this?

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wierd kink is weird

(Anonymous) 2011-11-15 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I came up with this idea last night while trying to sleep (XD), anyway here's the prompt: Federico has a crush on Vieri: at first, Ezio is disguted by his brother's taste, but then he starts to appreciate some sides of Vieri's temper and attitude, until he falls in love with him, too. What will the two brother do, now that they both like the same person?

drive by anon is screaming for joy

(Anonymous) 2011-11-15 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
holy crap, 0.o

anon... I think I love you.

seconded SOOO hard!!!

I will be F5ing this beauty!!!

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writeanon fail...

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The big question is though

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YAY an anon that isn't me is still reading part 3!

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Errr... that English was practically perfect

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Courted Part 1 (1/2)

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(Anonymous) 2011-11-15 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Ezio uses the apple to bring Caterina back to life.

Ghost of You

(Anonymous) 2011-11-15 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
So, Revelations came out today and for some reason I just want to see something sad. Something that will make me cry and hug my computer like it was my only friend in the world.

My need?
Ezio stumbles upon Altair's tomb/coffin... somewhere within the fortress. (Finding it by accident or on purpose via map.)
However, can it not end there? Can Ezio somehow get to talk with Altair?
Maybe from the piece of Eden?

Just something sad... that may or may not end in Ezio/Altair goodness...
Just... no happy ending...
Like after they talk and possibly do adult things Altair either fades away or get's sucked back into the coffin.

Please annons? For Revelations sake?

Re: Ghost of You

(Anonymous) 2011-11-16 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)

/SPOILER You might just want to play the game /SPOILER ENDS

Alright kiddos

[identity profile] 2011-11-16 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Part 3 is now CLOSED. Feel free to fill prompt but NO MORE REQUEST. In this part.
Now to open part 4 and let the Revelations spoilers come flooding in.

Re: Alright kiddos

[identity profile] 2011-11-16 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Huzzah part 4.