asscreedkinkmeme ([personal profile] asscreedkinkmeme) wrote2011-03-29 05:37 pm
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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.3

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.3
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Get out of my bureau!

☃ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

☃ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

☃ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

☃ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

☃ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

☃ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

☃ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
(Livejorunal) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
( Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
Part 2
Part 4
Part 5
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Altair/Malik, Ezio watching

(Anonymous) 2011-06-07 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Ezio experiencing a memory where Altair and Malik are making slow, gentle love.

Re: Altair/Malik, Ezio watching

(Anonymous) 2011-06-07 11:02 am (UTC)(link)
I had this same idea/dream as I was falling asleep last night, after an evening of AC overload.
So, definitely seconding!!

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(Anonymous) 2011-06-07 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
Altair's ghostly apparition is haunting Ezio's sleeping and waking hours, giving him no peace, no reprieve, always a hair's breadth away and never close enough for Ezio to touch. In his dreams, he finally takes what he wants.

Re: Altair/Ezio

(Anonymous) 2011-06-07 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Please someone write this

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AC/Ai no Kusabi Crossover

(Anonymous) 2011-06-07 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Malik is Iason and Altaïr is Riki.
Make it happen!

Re: AC/Ai no Kusabi Crossover

(Anonymous) 2011-07-09 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I WANT THIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! I LOVE AI NO KUSABI!!! AW!!! *dies* but, I prefer Malik who is Riki *sorry for my bad english, i´m peruvian XDU*

Red in Eagle Vision

(Anonymous) 2011-06-07 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Ezio/Leonardo with non!villain Leo

Ezio never expected the day that Leo showed up as red with his Eagle Vision. Cue Angst

Oldzio getting fucked

(Anonymous) 2011-06-07 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I have a massive kink for older men bottoming and I'd LOVELOVELOVE for someone to take Revelations!Ezio. Be that Leonardo, Altair, someone else, doesn't matter.

Re: Oldzio getting fucked

(Anonymous) 2011-06-07 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't have a kink for older men bottoming... But... BUT THAT TRAILER HNGGGGGG
Seconding this so hard. Someone fill this please Oh God

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Cede [1/2]

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Thor/AC AU!

(Anonymous) 2011-06-08 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Mmm'kay. Long specific prompt is long and specific!

So the new trailer is melting my brain, but this bunny has also been bothering me for a while. A lot of the AC fanartists that have been drawing Thor fanart have been stating that their Thor looks a lot like Leo with armor. So, I'd like to see something that deals with this!

Thor is banished from Asgard, but instead of modern day Midgard, he lands in Italy! He loses his memory, and *is* Leo (I have a kink for genius!Thor), spending years on Earth before he meets Ezio. Leo keeps looking around for something (Mjolnir), but can't remember what. His inventions are memories of stuff from Asgard, just not as finished, as Earth doesn't have the technology to make that kind of stuff yet. Ezio is always astounded by how strong his friend is, though Thor/Leo never seems to actually defend himself.

Loki doesn't have to make an appearance, but having him antagonize Ezio would be awesome! If there are any pairings, I'd love bottom!Ezio. (Anybody know how tall Leo is?? According to IMDB, Chris Hemsworth is around 6'3"!) Maybe after Thor/Leo gets old and passes away, Odin brings his soul/body back to Asgard and restores godhood to him? Making him all young again, and he goes to thank Ezio for their time together and breaking old!Ezio's brain?? XD

Go wherever you want to with this, anons! (Does this even make any sense to anybody? I'm a crazy fangirl, and there are tons of these ideas in my head! *thunks head on desk repeatedly*)

Re: Thor/AC AU!

(Anonymous) 2011-06-08 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Crazy or not, I like the way you think.


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AC/Doctor Who crossover

(Anonymous) 2011-06-08 04:04 am (UTC)(link)

UHM, basically Sub 16 is alive and the Doctor shows up and they have all these conversations about time and space and just ... stuff.

Can you imagine the conversations these two would have? It'd be incredible.

SO UH .. JUST .. Sixteen and the Doctor having some deep crazy conversation or something. Seriously. Their conversations would be pretty damn cool.


Re: AC/Doctor Who crossover

(Anonymous) 2011-06-08 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
This is not weird this is AMAZING! SECONDED WITH A BURNING!!

fill for fun, pt 1A

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da Vinci + stroke + Oldzio

(Anonymous) 2011-06-08 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
Leonardo constructs a hidden blade for Ezio as the older ones suffer wear and tear. This is the last one the Renaissance man will ever make with his own two hands, as a few days later, he suffers from a stroke that partially paralyzes his right hand.

Ezio visits his old friend in his sick bed.

I would be so happy if ACR makes even a reference to Leo, and Malik. Cameos would be doubly awesome. And this time, I want Leo's beard to be flowing and curly and full of awesome like his historical beard.

Fill - Valediction [1/1]

(Anonymous) 2011-06-13 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
[AN: Man, why on earth did I write this? It's just the kind of scene I'm hoping they don't put into Revelations because I'd bawl my eyes out!]

Even in France, Leonardo did not seem surprised to find Ezio slipping in his window. “You came a long way to see me, old friend.”

“I heard about your attack. I got here as fast as I could.” Ezio frowned as he took in his longtime friend’s appearance. It was clear that Leonardo was receiving the best possible care, but even the long, flowing beard could not hide the unnatural stillness on the right side of the artist’s face.

“It is nothing, amico. Such things come with old age. It was on the right, at least, so I can still sketch and write and paint.”

“They are taking good care of you, at least?”

“The best. François is a good boy and a wonderful patron. ” Ezio chuckled to hear the king of France described as a ‘good boy’. “And this gives me time to work on my encyclopedia – I’m compiling all my work, you know. For posterity.”

A younger Ezio would have been angry with that, fearful and defiant of death stalking yet another of his loved ones. But now he merely nodded, weary and sad. “A good idea. The world will benefit from your ideas for decades yet to come – perhaps even centuries.” He had never expected to outlive his gentle friend, but it was worth one more scar on his heart to save Leonardo that grief.

The artist gave him a lopsided smile, half his face creased in that warm and wonderful happiness that Ezio had come to treasure so much. “Really, Ezio, you’ve become maudlin in your old age. But I have something for you – there in that drawer.”

Ezio looked in the desk Leonardo indicated and pulled out a hidden blade, newly made and in perfect order. “It is magnificent, your best work yet.”

“Ah, you old flatterer. I’ve replaced as much of your equipment as I can, since you said it wears down in time. Can’t have you getting into trouble because of faulty equipment.” He gave Ezio a self-deprecating smile, his right hand twitching feebly. “But this will have to be the last, I’m afraid.”

“Do not apologize, amico. You need never apologize to me. You have already done so much.”

“It was worth it. Every drop of sweat and aching muscle has been to keep you safe. I cannot regret that.”

Ezio smiled and took Leonardo’s hand – the left one, warm and alive. He was silent for a long time before speaking quietly, “I know you have said it in your letters, but tell me truly, old friend. Are you happy?”

“Yes, Ezio,” Leonardo said gently. “François asks nothing of me but my company, and provides me anything I request for my work without hesitation. I could not wish for a better situation for my last years.”

“I am glad,” Ezio replied softly. There was so much that he wanted to tell his old friend, but words had never served him well. Leonardo probably already knew everything that he wanted to say anyway. Leonardo was like that.

Instead, he simply strapped the new blade to his wrist, nodding at the flawless movement of the mechanism. He would treasure it. Without a word, he hugged Leonardo tightly, and was gone out the window.

They both knew that neither would see the other again in this life.

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Moar "incest"

(Anonymous) 2011-06-08 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
I really need some Altaïr/Desmon sexy times!!!!
Altaïr is the elder brother who has feelings towars his little bro Desmond who is totally clueless of them.

Re: Moar "incest"

(Anonymous) 2011-06-08 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I shouldn't want this, I shouldn't want this but gaskjga! do I want this!

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cipriano enu/francesco vecellio

(Anonymous) 2011-06-08 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm playing Legacy, haven't finished it but I don't care so much about spoilers so throw in anything you want but I would like a fic based on this...

"My first choice is the archer who brutalized me atop the roofs. Cipriano Enu. [...] He runs his fingers across the bruise on my forehead and apologizes."

Nghhhhh. Please, Anons - they both finished up their training around the same time. Maybe some battle bonding, with their complementary skills or "dude we both survived training under Ezio Auditore OMG BFF" or something. I'd be happy with anything you come up with for these two. Smut is optional but just some slashy chemistry would be amazing. If you put Enu in there being a crack shot saving Vecellio's ass, I will die of joy.

Re: cipriano enu/francesco vecellio

(Anonymous) 2011-06-08 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Uuuuuhg, my Legacy obsession is showing. I might have to claim this because I so ship Cipriano/Francesco.

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Wingman (1/1)

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Ezio/Female Character Domination and Dirty Sex

(Anonymous) 2011-06-08 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Need some het in my liiiife. Could we get Ezio and his lady of choice (would like it to be either his wifey or longterm partner, Rosa is awesome but OCs are great too) having a hot hot Dom/Sub relationship? Ezio seems like he could have a dirty mouth so I'd love to see him use it - tie her up, spank her, call her filthy names...

Bonus if they're cute and sweet outside of the bedroom and then total animals behind closed doors.

I also love slightly older man Ezio, but that's not critical, anons. PLEASE. I'm dying for dommy het Ezio!

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[Bonds Unbroken 1/?]

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Terrible pickup lines

(Anonymous) 2011-06-08 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Anon is in need of some crack. Mainly in the form of terrible pick of lines, you know the ones that when you hear make you giggle uncontrollably such as "did it hurt?" "Did what hurt?" "The fall from heaven?" or "There's something wrong with my phone. Your number isn't in it." Just lame but somehow adorable and corny pick up lines that honestly should never get you laid. If they do however is up to the writeanon.

Preferred pairing is Altair/anyone, just with Altair doing the picking up.

Re: Terrible pickup lines

(Anonymous) 2011-06-08 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
How about, "Baby, I'm like a Rubix Cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get"?

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Extra!Extra! (read all about it...[/end lame])

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Ezio/Lucrezia, Carnevale

(Anonymous) 2011-06-08 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
During Carnevale, a masked Lucrezia takes the opportunity to slip out of the Castel Sant'Angelo to mingle with the populace. She encounters a similarly masked Ezio, who, noticing a beautiful woman, takes it upon himself to seduce her. For whatever reason, masks get knocked askew, but it only makes things hotter and better.

Re: Ezio/Lucrezia, Carnevale

(Anonymous) 2011-06-09 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
Great prompt, Anon! Claimed :D (I'm the writer!anon from the Fill Only thread you commented on btw :)

I will be working on this in between other fills so it might take a week or two to get up.

If someone else with more time or who is a faster writer wants to fill as well in the meantime it's fine by me, and I'm sure the OP wouldn't mind double fill ;)

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FILL: Carnevale [1/7]

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ART FILL: Lorenzo de Medici Comforting Ezio

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(Anonymous) 2011-06-08 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Anywhere. Anything. This anon is not picky, but has a huge crush on these two together and would give her half her arm to see them get it on.

Per favore.

Re: Lucy/Desmond

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Seconded, like woah.

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Minifill [1/1]

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This probably won't work

(Anonymous) 2011-06-08 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
So I was reading another fill and it paired Desmond with Salai and it worked. Can someone say new favorite crack pairing? I'd love to see some more Des/Salai just to see what happens please! I figure it'd have to be an AU... and I'm totally okay with that.

Re: This probably won't work

(Anonymous) 2011-06-08 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
What kind of AU? I wrote one with Des/Salai! XD I might have to take this, but I've already got quite a few.


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Yes, It will. 1/?

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Yes, It Will 2/?

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Yes, It will. 3/?

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Yes, It will. 4/?

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Yes, It will. 6/?

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Yes, It will. 7/?

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^^^^^^^ Yes, It Will 8/?

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Yes, It will. 9/15

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This honestly came in a dream I had...

(Anonymous) 2011-06-08 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, this is sort of really long-winded but a plot idea is a plot idea.  I love the AU scenarios where Ezio is transplanted into the spot of another "Ezio" via That Apple Plot Device.  

Basically our normal Ezio who is in a relationship with Leonardo gets sent into a reality where his previous persona was sort of a massive dick.  The Ezio of this world had a one night stand with Leo who professes his love, both of them in a drunken stupor.  The next morning Ezio realizes what happens, freaks out, and basically ditches Leonardo and starts to alienate himself from the artist out a mixture of shame/lust/disgust both for himself and Leonardo.  He becomes cruel to his friend as a means for  hiding whatever is going on in his head and eventually stops contacting the man, leaving the artist in the hands of the other assassins.  The Brotherhood suspects that Leo may have switched sides or possibly captured but tensions are too high and communication with the man is practically dead.  Nobody has heard from him in months.

Cue the normal Ezio stepping accidentally into the life of his counterpart and forced to clean up the mess.  For all he knows, the man he loved has either betrayed the assassins or is in serious danger.  Cue story.

Basically, emotional shit.  And for a touch of more possible twists:

-the AU Ezio got married and hell, maybe has a son (though the wife in no way should be seen as an enemy)

-On occasion AU Ezio would fuck Leo in disguise and just be disgusted by his lack of self control.  Poor Leonardo just thinks its his mind telling him that the man pushing him up in the alley is the assassin...

Re: This honestly came in a dream I had...

(Anonymous) 2011-06-08 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, why I meant by in disguise I mean during Carnevale.

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Once Bitten, Twice Shy [1/?]

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Ezio/Leonardo, falling in love with my best friend

(Anonymous) 2011-06-08 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Leonardo has been in love with Ezio for a long, long time, but never had any hope of it ever being reciprocated, because Ezio always seemed so painfully straight - all of his relationships, er, sexual encounters have been with women. Only Ezio's feelings are far more complex - Leonardo's the only person in his life that makes him feel safe, the only constant, his best friend and closest confidante. He's felt attracted for a long, long time, but eventually that attraction turns into intense feelings that he has NO idea how to deal with and he's having a major identity crisis. Massive UST follows as Ezio tries to deal with the idea of being attracted to another male and Leonardo suffering from what he thinks is unrequited love.

Bonus points for the sex scene eventually, where Ezio bottoms for the first time - he may have had anal sex with some of his women, but has never been on the receiving end and is painfully anxious. Leonardo feels in his element, because he knows how to make this good.

I'd really prefer if this takes place either at the end of AC, Brotherhood or even Revelations. I love bearded Ezio.

tl;dr:Leonardo has unrequited feelings for seemingly straight as an arrow Ezio; Ezio is falling in love with his best friend and is having an identity crisis, UST.

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I love to read this! someone please write this

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Ezio/Leonardo, family finding out

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Ezio and Leonardo are in a steady relationship that they keep a secret - for obvious reasons. Eventually though Ezio either comes out to his family or they find out by accident. Give me their reactions, anon - Mario's, Maria's, Claudia's. Obviously not all of them would be accepting, even if as Assassins they don't prescribe to Christian morality - Maria wanted grandchildren to carry on the Auditore name, Mario's a macho man who can't accept the thought that his nephew is taking taken like a woman (in his view), etc.etc. Whether they accept his relationship with Leonardo in the end of it creates a permanent rift is up to anon.

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I feel like this exists somewhere, already and I've read it. But I don't know where it is :\

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(Anonymous) 2011-06-08 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Through the Apple the three meet in the blank world it projects. After the initial confusion they realize who and what each of them is. What better way to get to know each other but to have sex?

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Not that I would object to a well written, well choreographed fill for this, but I'm sure this has been down rather a lot, and done in the kink meme more than once. It's just...done prompt has been done?

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(Anonymous) 2011-06-09 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
(Oh tits, sorry for posting in the wrong part!)

Des/Shaun (bonus points for pitcher!Desmond) AU Shaun gets rich off of conning gents or ladies; he mistakes Desmond, a hotel bartender, for being one and tries to con him. Tries to dump Desmond, only to fall in love with him.

Basically fluffy/sexy romance that may or may not give me cavities. Idea based off of the movie 'Priceless' or 'Hors de prix'.

I would do this myself, however I have far too many unfinished stories to worry about at the moment (heh)

(Anonymous) 2011-06-09 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
I've read a lot of fics where people make passing mention of the guards giving Malik a hard time for his arm/appearing weak/ect. I'd really love a fic of this.

The amount of harassment/type of harassment is totally up to you anons! I'd be happy with any amount, hardcore or just taunts. I do prefer if Malik doesn't kill the guards because he doesn't want to even risk compromising his position, ect. Again, up to the anon!

Super bonus points for Altair being involved, either stumbling upon or seeing the result of the encounter. Altair/Malik is always good in my book


Fill - Victim [1/1]

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“Hey, there’s that cripple!”

Malik steeled his shoulders and continued walking.

“Look, he’s got brushes and ink! He wants to try to earn a living like real people!”

The assassin’s jaw clenched. No matter how often he heard such comments – and it was very, very often – they still grated on him.

“And all those the groceries, he must have had a good day begging by the roadside to afford that much.”

He longed to turn and snap at the trio that not only were the comments obnoxious, but unoriginal. Every bully had more or less the same to say. But of course he could not do that, not without the subsequent fight revealing what he really was. So he could only grit his teeth and keep walking, hoping that the idiots would confine themselves to verbal assaults.

He heard steps behind him, and tensed for the hard punch that sent him sprawling. No such luck today. He curled up to protect his stomach and face as more blows fell, the guards issuing laughing taunts and lazy accusations of having stolen his food and supplies.

Thankfully, today the beating did not last long before a cry of ‘Thief! Help!’ was heard a few buildings away, and the guards loped off in halfhearted pursuit of their duties.

As Malik pushed himself off the ground, a hand was held out before him. He ignored it and stood, and Altair instead gathered the scattered items from his basket.

“Leave it, it’s ruined,” Malik snapped.

“Why do you let them?” Altair asked, falling in beside Malik as the other headed back toward the Bureau, rather than bothering with a trip back to the market to replace the destroyed goods. “Even now you could have cut their throats before they even realized you were a threat.”

“Only a novice like you would ask such an idiotic question,” Malik snapped. “Unlike you, I must live in this city, and I cannot afford for the guards to target me. “ He lifted his empty sleeve, pointing the stub of his arm accusingly at Altair. “I’m a little too recognizable now to blend with scholars or sit unassumingly on a bench.”

“You could assign them as targets to the novices. You have the authority to do that.”

“Of course I do, but if every guard who harassed a certain one-armed cripple started turning up dead, people would start asking questions. That’s your problem, Altair, you never think.” They’d reached the Bureau roof, and Malik turned to the other assassin. “Go away and stop bothering me with your asinine questions. Gather information on your target.”

“I already have.”

“It is not enough. Gather more.”

“You have not even heard what I already know.”

“I don’t need to. Go away.”

Altair did not follow as Malik dropped down into the courtyard, and Malik sighed in relief as he went inside. A nap would help him forget the aches of his most recent beating.


When he woke sometime later, the Bureau’s counter held three bloody feathers. He didn’t know where Altair had gotten the feathers, but he knew what they meant. And despite grumbling that he’d told the idiot to leave it alone, there was a certain satisfaction to be had as he stored them away.

Perhaps he would go back to the market today after all.

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Altair 1/2

(Anonymous) 2011-06-09 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Okay who here knows Ranma ½? For those of you who don’t it involves cursed springs that after you fall into one of them you change shape (into an animal, monster, or opposite gender). From then on whenever you are doused with cold water you turn into your cursed form and warm water changes you back.

So we have the real reason Altair dislikes water. Because how annoying would it be to find hot water during a mission? Altair’s cursed form is up to the writer. Mal/Alt and sexy times are preferred but not required.

Have fun Anons!

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AU makes the world go 'round.

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I admit, I am kind of an AU junkie.

SO, about, medieval AU? A traditional order of Knights perhaps, instead of the Assassin Brotherhood, working against some sort of sorcery (WHAT SORCERY IS THIS) or good' ol' political conspiracy.

I'd love it if ALL the characters could make a cameo, to see their corresponding roles in this different universe, but to have the main characters display the same basic relationships of their canon games if possible. No pairings are required, but I'd love them. My personal favorite is Altair and Malik, but of course, the writer is the king!

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(Anonymous) 2011-06-09 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
When the Assassins got a spy into Abstergo, they didn't get Lucy in. They got Shaun.

Pretty much any of the 'tamer' kinks you want (pretty much light bondage and a little bit of Sado/masochism and lighter. Faint dub con at worst). Shaun/Desmond (or vice versa) would be lovely, but not 100% necessary.

Venezia hug + fourth wall breakage

(Anonymous) 2011-06-10 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
You know how during the scene with Cristina in the beginning of ACII, you can prolong the intimate moment by pressing more button prompts?

Like that, except when you press O to hug Leonardo in Venice, it doesn't stop there, and there are button presses that lead to more. Also kind of like the epic sex mini-games in God of War. *cough*

OP anon would adore anyone who could fill this. Especially if Leonardo has cute reactions to Ezio's actions / "PRESS O TO INTERACT" moments. XD

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