Bless you kind soul. Yes it was! I wrote out as much as I could, and spent the next week checking and rechecking to make sure it was as good as I could make it. I'm glad it worked!

And HOLY HELLEQUIN WTF. I just noticed a bunch of incredibly embarrassing autocorrect mistakes.
"ge skillfully redox roared" (da fuq....) was supposed to be "he skillfully deepthroated" (xD) I believe. Edit derp. Last time I type something up on my iTouch. Mon dieu.