asscreedkinkmeme ([personal profile] asscreedkinkmeme) wrote2011-03-29 05:37 pm
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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.3

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.3
Fill Only

Get out of my bureau!

☃ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

☃ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

☃ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

☃ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

☃ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

☃ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

☃ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
(Livejorunal) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
( Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
Part 2
Part 4
Part 5
Fills Only


(Anonymous) 2011-05-24 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Let's start this part of the kink meme with a bang and a round of applause to the writers who helped the filling in part 2!

Any/anon! (E.g. Malik/anon, Lucy/anon, Leonardo/anon, Altair/anon etc)

Subject 16

(Anonymous) 2011-05-24 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
First of all: ASDFJKL; NEW PART YAY. *spazzes* ...ahem. You didn't see that. >.>

Now for my request...
I wanna see some nice juicy mind melting smut with Subject 16. Subject 16/Desmond, Subject 16/Shaun, Subject 16/ROBERT *brick'd*. Fuck. I don't care who (or how many ;D), I don't care who tops/bottoms, I just want some 16. <3

Infamous Assassins

(Anonymous) 2011-05-24 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
So this is a crossover I've never seen on the kninkmeme or the fandom really. I don't know why we didn't think of it earlier though.

Assassin's Creed/Infamous

Hello crack pairings!

"Realistic" Time Travel!

(Anonymous) 2011-05-24 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
>:D YAY! My bunnies have been breeding, and I can't wait to set them loose on the meme! *evil laughter*

Time Travel Fic – Des gets sent back in time to Italy. But instead of Des being sent directly to where his ancestor is, he’s dropped in a random city. I’d like to see him suffering some kind of side effect of whatever brought him to the past, or the Bleeding Effect has gotten so bad that he’s not all there.

Des is forced to fend for himself on the streets for a long time, which doesn’t help his condition. I’d like for him to be eventually found either by the Assassins or Templars, who are startled by this sick/crazy “doppelganger.” I’ve been wanting some Templar/Des (specifically Cesare/Des!), but would prefer the Assassins to eventually save him, if anon goes that path.


(Anonymous) 2011-05-24 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
This anon has a shameless love of roses. The smell of the roses, the feel of the petals--not a fetish, I'm not aroused by them, but a deep love of them. They're beautiful and sensual. I get jealous when I see people receive roses. I dry mine and keep them.

I want to see something with roses, preferably DesxShaun. But AltxMal might be good too since it's so ludicrous.

Hey, forkinsocket!

(Anonymous) 2011-05-25 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
We're getting pretty close on Part 1 to that comment post limit (or whatever it's called.) And I think Part 2 isn't far behind.

If there are a lot of people still trying to fill the first two meme posts, I think it would be good to make a separate "fill only" post. Just so people who want to stay anon and be able to complete and share their fic.

Maybe with a format that the fillers should link to the previous parts, then continue on with the next chapters?

Anybody else think this is a good idea? Bad idea? Don't care??

Kadar gangfuck

(Anonymous) 2011-05-25 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Whilst I'd seen Robert/Kadar in the previous parts and mentions of Kadar being gangraped by Templars, I never actually saw/read it.
And it is bugging. the. fuck. out. of. me.

I'd like to see Kadar getting gangfucked by Robert's crew in Solomon's Temple. I'd appreciate it if it was dubcon instead of noncon, but I can totally see how that would be kind of hard to pull off.

Bonus points if you can figure out what the fuck Malik must be doing during all of this.

Role Reversal

(Anonymous) 2011-05-25 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
So this is a strange AU idea I've had. Basically it's that all the Templars and Assassins switch jobs. So Assassins would be Templars and the Templars would be the Assassins. Any time period you want just something wonderfully brain breaky would be awesome.

Wall fuck

(Anonymous) 2011-05-25 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
Someone fucked against a wall. I don't even care how.
Preferably Altair/Malik


(Anonymous) 2011-05-25 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
I would like to see a Federico/Vieri fict where Federico is jealous of Ezio. :)

(Anonymous) 2011-05-25 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
From beuf's biography of Cesare Borgia:

"When caterina emerged at the foot of the battlements, Cesare took off his black velvet hat with white feathers and made a deep bow. His harrangue could hope to be remembered by posterity.

He extolled her ladyship's courage, wit, and charm, then pointed out the hopelessness of her position and the grave danger to which she exposed herself. He suggested that if she were to surrender the honors of arms would be accorded her. [...] if she should persist in her stubborn resistance he would persue the seige until the bitter end. Having his say, the duke donned his plumed hat and waited.


The drawbridge snapped up like a trap door. Cesare barely missed being caught in it. The french admiringly termed the Lady 'une femme brave'; but the duke set a price on her head, an honor she reciprocated by promising a conspicuious reward. To anyone delivering him to her, dead or alive."

Come on, let's see how the Tiger of Forli handles the Borgia Bull

Why Petruccio collects feathers

(Anonymous) 2011-05-25 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)

While working on a drawing today, I wondered why exactly Petruccio collected the eagle feathers. Then this little scenario popped into my head:

What if, after everything's settled down a bit, Ezio goes looking back through the reckage of the old house and discovers Petruccio's journal or something that tells why he collected the feathers.

Bonus points if Ezio starts reminiscing about the past like the old man he is and goes all angsty.

Young blood

(Anonymous) 2011-05-25 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Leonardo da Vinci was arrested of the age of 24 for sodomy. Supposedly he had sex with a 17 year old male model, but no witnesses could testify.

At the start of Assassin’s Creed II, Leonardo is 24, and Ezio is 17.

Do it!

(Anonymous) 2011-05-26 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
So everyone knows that Ezio's the biggest stud of Italy ever, right? And that all of the ladies love him?

I want a fic where Ezio can't for the life of him make a woman orgasm. At all. And he takes this as a personal challenge.

RANDOM SEX ESCAPADES Y/Y? Pure unadulterated crack, please!

(Anonymous) 2011-05-26 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Malfatto/Caha. Doctor/Hellequin. Can be anything your mind or heart desires, as long as it's them. This pair needs way more love. Please anons. And make it smutty. <3


(Anonymous) 2011-05-26 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
This anon has had so many ideas bumbling up, waiting for this to be posted.

Anyways, as some of you may know, Leonardo trained under the artist Andrea del Verrocchio and there is a story that after seeing his apprentice's work, Verrocchio supposedly broke his brushes and vowed never to paint again because he was so outclassed by a student.

I want to see Verrocchio/Leonardo hatesex with Leo also seeing his teacher as his father figure. So weird sorta/not really at all incest.

(Anonymous) 2011-05-26 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
I'm burning for some Micheletto/Cesare.

Or alternatively, Cesare/Micheletto (no one really comes to mind as a definite top in that pairing)

But sexy evil bearded men having wild, brutal, LOUD sex please you know you want it as well

cat and mouse

(Anonymous) 2011-05-26 11:07 am (UTC)(link)
Preferably Malik/Altaïr.
I'm craving desperately for a fic where they are in love with each other, but refuse to admit it. They could also be a bit of rivals, not friends. And then accidents like "whoops, I touched your knee omg awkward" or "shiit I just happened to stumble on you awkward" (cheesy, where?). Cue very much sexual tension :3
I am such a sap it's almost embarassing.

Also, I am a desperate AU whore so if it would be an AU (all kinds of AU's welcome, but I prefer modern AUs. It could be that they worked at the same place or were sent to the same mission, hell, even high school AUs are very well appreciated!) I'd give you thousands of internets and babies & drool in any amount you want ;__;

Shameful mind wants moar het-Audicest...

(Anonymous) 2011-05-26 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, the title does not lie.

I'm looking for a good long story to read, involving basically this. Set before the whole Assassin thingy, so in Florence. Duccio is being the bag of dicks that he is, and gets Claudia in a big bitchy sour mood, something to do with the whole 'Stingy with her Virtue' line. Her brothers come across her, and decide to show her how the real men do it. Dominantly.

Federico>Claudia<Ezio Some kinky shizz goes down. But bonus points if a big family cheese moment happens somewhere, Duccio is beat to a pulp and EXTRA cookies if Federico mentions somewhere about his Fathers sex drive, and a totally awkward moment ensues. *WTF SELF*

Altair/Malik; Genderbent!Malik

(Anonymous) 2011-05-27 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Altair goes on a long mission, but he and Malik didn't exactly part in good terms. When Altair returns to Masayaf, he finds out Malik has disappeared and finds a woman who can't seem to tell him where Malik is. What Altair doesn't realize that the woman is Malik but he can't tell Altair because of the curse the Apple has put upon him.

Challenge list:
- Malik made the Apple angry for a reason the Apple had to turn him to a woman and not something else.
- The Apple would be like AC's version of GlaDos (from the Portal series)
Here's a reference:
- Like Chell (also from Portal), Malik will be given a "test" by The Apple in order for him to retain his male form (feathers, flags, or something like the Apple being released from its form).
- Apple gives Malik his left arm because it feels a "cripple Malik won't accomplish much"
- If Malik tries to tell someone his condition or identity he won't be able to, ala Sophie from Howls Moving Castle. Here's a reference:
- It'd be nice if Malik would also have a conflict on whether or not he would like to return to his true form.
- Malik cannot be seen by anyone (Altair especially) when during his "test".
- How will Malik gain Altair's trust when Malik happens to be Altair's primary suspect for his own disappearance?

Bonus brownies:
- Maria and the kids exist. I like Maria and I don't want her to be treated like she's the antagonist or something. And it'd be interesting how Malik would interact with Altair's kids.
- Malik may develop his feelings for Altair. Whether or not it'll be reciprocated is up to to writeranon, Surprise me? In a pleasant way?

I would say there will be cake if the writeranon accomplishes this, but they would know by now that it is a lie. I will give my firstborn instead. But seriously, I will be absolutely really really really happy beyond. :')

horse whispering ezio

(Anonymous) 2011-05-27 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
Leonardo and Ezio are on the road together, Ezio is age 45+. A young nobleman tears past them on horseback, clearly mistreating his mount, which is foaming and snorting and maybe has whip cuts. Ezio races him down and horsejacks him. The kid starts a fight, thinking he can easily beat an older man. Ezio beats the crap out of him and sends him home to his mother, sans horse. Ezio then calms the frightened horse with firm words and gentle touches. This makes Leonardo CRAZY, and they sex passionately under a tree with autumn leaves everywhere. The (sappy, cliche'd) End.

Look ....I'll be honest with you Anons, I'm already writing this, but I wanted to see if anyone is interested in me posting it here when I'm done. Sorry if that's out of line -_- but I need some motivation to get writing again.

Ezio/Leo TRON AU

(Anonymous) 2011-05-27 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
I just finally got around to seeing Tron: Legacy and it was pure eye candy. Now I can't help but wonder how the AC men would look in those skintight glowing suits...

I am asking for some sort of Tron AU with Leo being a User who falls for the Program Ezio. Bad-assery and sexy times ensue.

Save me, Leonardo!

(Anonymous) 2011-05-27 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
New to the Kink Meme and so this is my first prompt-thing :]

Ignoring the comment about the Animus 1.0 glitch that prevents ancestors from swimming (which, tbh, makes NO sense), Altair is terrified of water. Ezio is just as human, if not more so, than Alty. I've seen tons of pictures of Malik braving the water, carrying his distressed Altair to safety, so I'd like some Leonardo being Totally Awesome and saving Ezio from his greatest fear. The more outlandish and bizarre the fear is, the better. Humor is a must.

If there has already been a fill for this prompt -or a similar one- in a previous part, please kindly point me in that direction.

Brotherhood, Leonardo/MaleAssassinRecruit

(Anonymous) 2011-05-27 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
This is such a good day! I get my GameInformer issue with the spread on AC Revealations and I come to check and find Part 3 is finally up :D

-Brotherhood setting. Ezio, feeling bad that for now he can’t save Leonardo sends one of his recruits to keep an eye on him. But as the young man watches over da Vinci, he finds himself falling in love.

-Young male assassin has just become of age/is now considered a man (17-20).
-Said assassin is still a virgin.
-Super epic bonus points if the recruits ends up playing a part in one of Leonardo's major works. Models for a painting, helps with experiment of a new device, anything!

Recruit and guard fun time!

(Anonymous) 2011-05-27 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
Warning, I have no idea where this came from, but:

I'd like to see some male assassin recruit and male new city guard fun times ^_~ Nothing rape-ish, perhaps more like a cat and mouse game? Taking pleasure where one can? Or perhaps even falling in love despite being technically enemies?