LDR!Anon wants to take comfort in the fact that she's not alone in her frustration. Malik and Altair, Modern AU, either in a long distance relationship or one of them on a business trip, and fluffy, sickly-sweet phone sex happens because they miss each other so much. Alt/Mal is preferred, but Ezio/Leo or Shaun/Des is okay too.

I will give pie and/or sexual favors to whoever fills this...pleasepleaseplease