Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 4

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.4

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Re: reposting in part four (an example)

[(Anonymous)]

This is what I mean by 'I don't have the skill to write it myself'
Model- Malik Al-Sayf
Age- 24
Clothes- White underclothes with black robe
Hair- Black
Eyes-Dark Blue
Height- 5’11”
Weight- 180 lbs
Insurance policy- None

Please enjoy your Malik Al-Sayf doll. We at Abstergo are grateful for your wise selection. This Malik doll is fashioned after the post-Solomon Temple Male, but before Altair kills Al Maulim. This doll will feature snark, a desire to draw maps, and random emotional nightmares concerning the death of his brother, the doll Kadar.

IT IS UNADVISABLE TO OBTAIN A KADAR DOLL WITH THIA MODEL, THEY ARE NOT DESIGNED TO INTERACT. SEVERE CASES OF INTERACTION BETWEEN THE TWO MODELS HAVE RESULTED IN THE DEMISE OF BOTH DOLLS (AND EVEN THE ALTAIR DOLL).

Otherwise, this Model is compatible with many Dolls marked from ‘Masyaf’. Or the timeline ‘Crusades’. (1149 AD)

If a Piece of Eden is already in your set, it may have the power to able your Malik doll to recognize and interact with other dolls, such as the Ezio de Auditore doll, or the Shaun Hastings doll.

Please remember that this doll requires weekly cleaning, but can be trained for daily cleaning. Please run a warm bath, with oils and scented water. If desired, you may wash your doll. Please keep in mind that the Malik doll will initially resist you, as it has one arm, and will feel like you are condescending to it. Included in the manual are a list of persuasion techniques to leave you and your doll happy and bathing together.

Also, please note that Abstergo is not responsible for any non-understanding spouse/relative/significant other that may intrude on this time. It is advisable to keep the doll hidden until the worse of the shock has worn off. A high fence is also advisable, along with access to the roof.

The doll does prefer food from the Crusades time period, and will react violently to modern food. Slow adjustment is required to steady the doll to present day food, and at that, the doll will only remain in optimal running condition if fed a balanced meal of more vegetables than meat, and allowed to exercise.

A manual on a list of exercises pre-programmed in the doll is available, and a voucher is included for a discount to purchase any necessary additions for the doll’s workout.
Rest for the doll is critical. A mattress of pillows stuffed with feathers is preferable, or a cot. A modern day bed is too soft for the doll, and may lead to crankiness.

Please note that if you desire for your Malik doll to be sexually active, you must open the thigh compartment, and turn the sexual drive on. If you wish your Malik doll to be homosexual, you must depress the red button. If you wish for your Malik doll to be homosexual and interactive with another doll of your choice, depress the red button and turn it a quarter counter clockwise.

If you accidentally set the sexual drive, to either the wrong setting or on, simply close the compartment, and re-enter the opening code (included in your Codex Page). Then you may reset the Malik doll, or turn off the sexual drive.

If you wish the sexual drive to be on, it is advised that you have the evening and next morning free from any other activities, to ensure that the Malik doll is fully operational. Any desired fetishes should be taught early, and are difficult for the Malik doll to un-learn.
The Malik doll is advised to train regularly, and will be combat ready.

…..so yeah. By not having any skill to write the manual, I mean I have no skill. That^ is horrible. Someone help, please. (and remember, it can be any doll, and the manual can be straight directions, humorous, or as you can see, slightly perverted).