Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 4

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.4

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Are there only dead people?

[(Anonymous)]

So this place is like dead so...

my prompt is:
The modern assassin meet zombie!altair, zombie!malik, zombie!ezio and/or zombie!leo

i dont care what time-line is or it can be AU but if there are slash it can be alt/mal, ezio/leo, des/shaun ;D

Z-Word (crack fill)

[(Anonymous)]

A scream came from the door of the villa. The sound was harsh enough to interfere with the ANIMUS data functions, pulling Desmond out of his simulation. When he, Shaun and Rebecca rushed to find the source of the noise, all they found was a terrified Lucy. Knowing better than to argue with her in one of these moods, they followed her orders to take all the equipment, food provisions and weapons up onto the villa’s crumbling rooftop.

“All right, Lucy, what’s this all about?” Shaun asked impatiently. Silently, Lucy pointed to the town below. As they looked out, all three of them were shocked. Most of the townspeople had followed their idea, retreating to the rooftops. And the streets themselves were seething with the dead.
Not the regular kind of dead. The undead kind of dead. If Desmond didn’t know better, he’d have thought he’d stumbled into a horror movie set. Although these zombies – Desmond shuddered when he thought of the word – did not seem particularly hostile. When a little girl slipped off the safety of the rooftop, she was caught by rotting hands and set safely on the ground. The zombie responsible groaned at her, almost as though telling her to be more careful, before shambling off.

“Oh my God,” Shaun breathed beside him. “Is... is that da Vinci?”

As one, the four assassins on the roof looked to where Shaun was pointing. It was indeed Leonardo da Vinci, stumbling out of the Auditore family crypt. He was rather hard to recognise, given that he was little more than a skeleton by now, but they would recognise that red hat anywhere. He was soon followed by what appeared to be a mummified Ezio. His hair had all fallen out, and his skin was still intact, if stretched rather taught over his bones. After stumbling around, he made his way over to Leonardo’s corpse and butted his mouth up against where Leonardo’s should have been. This was repeated for a few times before Rebecca figured it out.

“They’re kissing,” she said flatly, opening a bottle of vodka and handing out shots. As the others looked down, they realised it was true. Instead of hunting for brains to feast on, zombies were finding their old lovers and kissing.

“I’m not sure we should be drinking at a time like this,” Lucy said sternly. Rebecca raised an eyebrow, already on her third shot.

“Do you really want to be sober when they start having sex?”

All of a sudden, being drunk seemed like a very attractive prospect.

Re: Z-Word (crack fill)

[(Anonymous)]

The mental images you gave me, writeanon. XD I think I need some brain bleach...

Re: Z-Word (crack fill)

[(Anonymous)]

OP is laughing in her dead bed XD