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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 5

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.5
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For some reason this idea will not leave my head. X(

Connor and Haytham are their usual, snarky, stubborn selves, trying to find Church and not kill each other in the process. Until, under the influence of a Piece of Eden (or something, idek), they kiss. When the PoE's influence has worn off, they freak the fuck out because they remember everything, including how right and normal it felt at the time.

It doesn't just happen once, and it's getting worse- these episodes of weird behaviour happen for longer and longer periods of time, and they do more and more intimate things as time passes. They avoid each other (unsuccessfully) and try to track down whatever is causing their weird behaviour, putting their Templar and Assassin duties aside for the time being.

Bonus points:
- Influence wearing off mid-coitus.
- They don't have the PoE with them, and don't know what's causing their strange behaviour at first.

Ugh I have no idea where this came from but someone please indulge me?

Okay;A; This anon has been dying for some good Charles/Haytham!
...And delicious Bottom!Haytham OHOHOHO. It can be crack from where Charles accusing Haytham who that little boy(Connor) is and if he's been cheating on him, to serious stuff where Charles really has one sided feeling for Haytham but just can't express himself.

The world KNOWS kinkmeme needs moar of these two ;u;
Please please please with ancient necklace on top? ;A;

So Juno gets released and everything will fall into her hands, right?

WRONG.

Unbeknownst to the Assassins and Templars Torchwood has been watching them for years and knows about the whole war going on. Not interfering really because it was human business. They've been waiting to get their hands on an Apple thinking it some alien tech. Juno getting released set off their sensors/scanners and they come running.

Basically through superior alien tech, knowledge, etc. they thrash Juno who was pretty sure humans were pushovers.

Notes:
-No specific Torchwood characters are required.
-You can add in the Doctor if you want, but Torchwood should be the main focus.
-They don't have to get Juno three steps outside the cave. Use whatever scenario you want so long as requirements are met.
-How much Torchwood knows about the animus is up to writer.

Requirements:
+Torchwood NOT aligned with either faction.
+If Templars/Assassins heard of them at all they really don't know anything about them. (much to the Templars' chagrin)
+Torchwood winning and being boss.
+Modern times. Time traveling is fine, but must start in modern.

but Malik as Master Assassin. And Altair's response. +200 points for Kadar.

//Anon would actually prefer it if there was minimal to no smut but the choice is yours <3

Bonus point for A/O/B setting.

I feel really bad for Hannah. She liked Daniel, she and many assassins thought he was going to be a savior for their cause. And learning that Daniel killed her when she tried to reason with him? That pissed me off.

Anons, please give me fic where Hannah survives by some miracle and hunts Daniel down and kicks his ass. Maybe there will be angry sex. I will love you forever and draw porny smut for you. Yes? Yes.

I saw a prompt and fic where Connor tries to teach Haytham how to say his name properly. I'd like to see a version of this where Haytham actively attempts to learn how to pronounce Ziio's full name, and he and Ziio lovingly laugh and snark at each other the whole time.

This has been tearing me a new one:

I read this on wiki about the Bureaus in AC:
"The Bureau acted as a sanctuary for members of the Assassin Order, where they could physically and mentally prepare themselves for a mission, allowing them to restock on weapons, sleep or meditate. It also allowed them a place to wait for the appropriate moment to strike, or for the dust to settle after an assassination." (correct me if I'm wrong or missing something else, please)

and came with a brilliant stroke of genius!! I know a prompt has been filled where assassins partake in recreational drugs before a mission and maybe a little smitch of physical preparation fill(or not). Of course the wounded assassins retreat to the bureau to be treated and have their physical needs taken care of (sleep, eat, heal). So I want my need taken care of, that which is requesting Malik having to physically fill ALL the sexual needs/advances of the assassins requesting sanctuary or stress relief. And I mean ALL assassins from hormonal novices to experienced master assassins to our favorite honor-bound (but please, not submissive)assassin.

I want a very willing, not slutty, but dedicated-to-his-profession Jerusalem Rafiq to be more than happy to oblige and humor the needy assassins at all hours of the day.

Please bottom!Malik. I want the works!

Starting with some backgrounder. In Brotherhood, Desmond has to swim around in the sewers under Monteriggioni to reach the assassin shrine, but Lucy gets to come out of it dry and fresh.

That's not very fair, is it? That's why I'd like to see Lucy take a dip in the sewer water too! She's a big girl, I'm sure she can take being cold, wet and stinky if Desmond can. Bonus if Rebecca and/or Shaun poke fun at her for it.

So we all know Connor has a thing for animals and dogs are no exception. Well, guess who also has a thing for dogs? That's right: Charles Lee! In fact, he has nine of them! So here's my prompt.

One of Charles's nine pomeranians somehow ends up getting lost while following Charles around and ends up with Connor. Connor, being the animal loving guy he is realizes that a dog as well taken care of as this one couldn't possibly be a stray so he takes it back to the homestead to take care of while he tries to find the owner. And, of course, being the wonderful dog owner that he is, Charles is trying to find his missing dog. Somehow he ends up at the homestead and finds his dog being taken care of by the person he hates most in the world.

Cue fighting and Connor declaring that even dogs should have freedom from Templars and Charles just trying to get his dog back and eventually fighting turns into awkward bonding.

Anon would prefer this remain gen, not that his prompt really lends itself to smut all that well, anyway.

This Anon has been feasting here eyes for too long on Connor's delicious Captain outfit, and wants a Pirate/Naval!AU (possible a Pirates of the Caribean crossover or fusion?).

Just bless this anon with the Aquila sailing free with her most awesome captain being awesome.

Haytham survives the wound in his neck if barely so. It takes him months to recuperate, but in the meantime Charles Lee becomes the defacto leader of the Templar Order, while allowing everyone to believe that Haytham's dead. He manages to have Connor captured and then works systematically towards breaking him in every way possible - torture, sexual assault, drugs, etc. Haytham has no idea about it.

When Charles deems Haytham fully recovered, he gives him a thoroughly broken and submissive Connor as a present. How does Haytham react? Is he angry? Is he pleased? Does he keep Connor as his pet or does he try to help him?

This has been eating up my mind lately ever since going through Connor's life in AC3. I want a modern day AU where Haytham is the CEO of Abstergo Industries, and he is grooming his son to become the successor of Abstergo. So Connor tries his best to become everything that his father wants him to be, but gets disapproval no matter how much he tries, because his best will never be good enough for Haytham. So Connor, being the resentful and rebellious teen that he is, soon begins to hate the idea of becoming a businessman and runs away a la Desmond. Connor becomes homeless for a while and unwittingly gets kidnapped by a bunch of assassins. Connor is all pissed off and flaky about it first, but the more he uncovers the dirty secrets of his father's business, the more he starts to resent him and does everything in his power to become the antithesis of Abstergo. Thus, that's how Connor's journey begins.

Pretty much I want a modern AU fic that shows every strain and struggle in Connor and Haytham's relationship with each other. Father/son rivalry and all that

- Bonus points if you can include Aveline and Achilles as the modern-day assassins that kidnap Connor or any of the other AC3 characters

- Bonus points if Connor sports the punk-style of a Mohawk haircut. I mean c'mon, he's a rebellious teen after all

After that ending - though it's already over two weeks of ending that game - I decided I need some angsty porn
Maybe instead of running away Daniel captures Des in Brazil, or something? But instead of giving him to Vidic he has some fun with our favourite present!day!assassin, killing the Abstergo!goons who captured him so that there will be no word to Vidic about it. And then letting Des go afterwards with that energy-thing?
With some last words along the lines of: "Rescue me!"
And maybe Des thinks about these words when he kills him later? (Or maybe he's able to take him with him??? All up to anon :D)

Just as Mario taught Ezio about Alatir, Darius, Leonius, etc., but far more intimate, especially the part Alatir got Malik's trust back, and how their friendship developed. I think that by the time Achilles learned his Assassin's ways, Altair's and Ezio's lifes would be used as moral tales to indoctrinate young novices, and now he transmitted them to Connor.

Could be any pairing or completely Gen if you want, I just want fatherly-like bonding between Achilles and Connor :) *sighs*

--BONUS!-------
If Connor uses in anyway this lessons to win Kanen'tó:kon's trust back years later WITHOUT killing him in the process (for god'd sake! he could have hit him unconscious! what a way to manage stressful situations, Connor!) this part could be Kanen/Connor or just platonic-eternal friendship if you want.

If I promise to do fills, I can keep posting prompts *sob*

In short, this Anon would kindly like to be struck right in the feels, punched in the emotional gut, etc. H/C, angst, guilt, missed opportunities, close calls, tragedy IDRC!

Mini-fills are entirely welcome, and there are no suggested pairings or any squicks to avoid.

*braces self*

I imagine him being obscenely loud/eager in bed, especially if he knows someone is listening in

OR! maybe he's actually really quiet and it's the only way they've been able to shut him up?
(OP likes any pairing! Connor, one of his revelutionary bros, etc. up to you~)

Weirdest crossover idea, but I'd love to see a ficlet or fic series where the modern assassins use Digimon to combat Abstergo/hack into their computer systems/etc.

Headcanon partners:

Desmond and Hawkmon
Shaun and Tentomon
Rebecca and Piyomon
Lucy and Gatomon(DNA digivolution/jogress anyone?)
Warren Vidic and Diablomon
Daniel Cross and Blackwargreymon

oh god what have I done

Yes, in that order.

I want Hickey, drunk, happy and jeery, to spin his boss in his goddamn fancy foots and bugger him so hard he sees stars and can't sit right for a week.

Haytham is completely taken by surprise by getting his neat personal bubble invaded by filthy mongrel who has WAY too grabby hands.

...but he's so turned on by being molested by this complete and utter pervert that he ends up completely losing it under him, yelling his name during, and coming without even touching himself.

Bonus points for morning after:
- Haytham walking funny and Charles Lee being oblivious and worried that his precious boss has hurt himself at some point.
- Hickey being obnoxiously 'guess who got laid last night' and pissing off everyone.
- No one has the slightest idea what went down last night, because Church sleeps through thunderstorms so he didn't hear the moans, sobs and whimpers coming from the room next door.

All right, after seeing the reveal trailer for The Tyranny of King Washington on the Spike Videogame awards, I'm craving Washington fics.

I don't know if they'll go over this in the DLC, but I want to see a fic where Washington actively tries to resist his Apple but fails in the long run.

i don't care how you do it
just give me some filthy, hot and messy Daniel on Desmond action

hell have them go at it on the animus at abstergo for all i care
scene where Daniel holds Desmond at gunpoint

bonus points if gunplay even

After Haytham's death, I imagine Connor might clear out his old quarters at Fort George. Turns out daddy had fairly, well, explicit correspondence with someone in the Order (maybe Reginald Birch? Charles Lee? Your choice, anon) and Connor ends up turned on despite himself.

So Connor meets Aveline in Liberation, right? Let's say that he's finally found someone he's interested in. However, being the shy and awkward man that he is, he isn't sure how to go about in expressing those interests to Aveline. All he knows about courting—from what he's learnt from the homestead—are that women like flowers or things that need to be fixed (like Myriam's broken knife). So he goes about in doing those things for Aveline but is only somewhat successful. Thus, he turns to the only people that could help him out in this situation—Myriam and Norris.

Basically I just want a fill where Connor acts like his cute and awkward self, homesteaders play match-maker, and Aveline gets extremely flattered by all of it and accepts Connor's courtship.

So everybody's gathered around, all happy, when suddenly, for one reason or another, Sam Adams casually touches Connor a la Paul Revere. Everyone flips out since they think Sam is going to get punched but...Nothing. Connor doesn't seem to mind when Sam touches him.

Then just roll with it from here

So, we know that Connor had to have kids EVENTUALLY, Desmond's existence is proof of that.

So, I wanna see papa Connor, teaching his kid how to hunt, climb trees, telling them bedtime stories, and just generally being a great, adorable father to an adorable kid (boy or girl, doesn't matter!).

Who the mother is doesn't matter, though anon does sort of have a soft spot for Connor/Aveline and Connor/Ellen, if it helps. The mother doesn't even have to be in the picture, if you want Connor to be a cool single dad or just want to add an extra layer of angst to his life.

Bonus points for Connor thinking about Haytham, reflecting on his relationship with his father, how things could have been different there, and using that in his relationship with his own child.

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Connor/Haytham, the apple made them do it

Some Charles/Haytham WANTED

Juno- Torchwood proves it's boss

I'm fairly sure this has been requested somewhere, sometime--

Where's the mpreg at?

Kill Daniel vol. I + II (Hannah/Daniel, AU where Hannah survives his attack)

Ziio/Haytham - Names

Bureaus are meant to be Safehouses

no subject

no subject

Captain Connor Kenway (possible Pirates crossover?)

Connor/Haytham, post-game, broken!Connor, noncon

The Kenways - family angst, modern day AU

Daniel Cross/Desmond Miles; angst&some dub-con

Achilles narrating Altaïr's and Malik's story to Connor

Right in the FEELS

Paul Revere/anyone

Modern Assassins/Digimon crossover

Hickey/Haytham "Oh bugger me - wait I didn't actually mean that seriously!"

George Washington: Going Off the Deep End

Cross/Desmond

Haytham's naughty letters

Connor - courting Aveline

Sam Adams/Connor

Papa Connor