Crack-fic It's Halloween and Desmond and gang are bored and taking a break from the animus. Rebecca somehow gets her hands on a replica of Altair's outfit and forces Desmond to wear it in the sake of 'Halloween spirit.' Everyone is amused, Desmond is not (making him seem more like Altair). Unfortunately, they then get a lead on where a shard of Eden could be and that the Templers were closing in. They have to go right away, like NOW. Giving poor Des no time to change. Cue Desmond killing templers looking like Altair, trolling them all. Templers freak out. Vidic has a heart attack. Desmond has fun.
Halloween Trolling
It's Halloween and Desmond and gang are bored and taking a break from the animus. Rebecca somehow gets her hands on a replica of Altair's outfit and forces Desmond to wear it in the sake of 'Halloween spirit.' Everyone is amused, Desmond is not (making him seem more like Altair). Unfortunately, they then get a lead on where a shard of Eden could be and that the Templers were closing in. They have to go right away, like NOW. Giving poor Des no time to change. Cue Desmond killing templers looking like Altair, trolling them all. Templers freak out. Vidic has a heart attack. Desmond has fun.
PLEASE SOMEONE WRITE THIS FOR ME.