Anon here wants a situation where Connor is on the Aquila and the crew is drunk off their asses singing lewd, rowdy and funny songs, like Good Ship Venus or Barnacle Bill (warning, the latter is very, very dirty). Or you can make up your own.
I'm not that picking with anything else, so pairings (het or slash), gen or smut, I don't care.
Here are two ideas: Young!Connor's first voyage on the Aquila, and the crew have had a bit too much drink and are singing the bawdy songs. Connor is still very innocent, and keeps asking questions, and the crew are all too willing to answer in the most perverted way possible. Robert Faulkner has to make sure Connor doesn't get all their bad influence, unless he wants Achilles to gut him.
Or
During the Haytham mission where Connor sails with daddy, the crew start their drunken chorus and Haytham just acts Haytham, making snide comments about the quality of Connor's crew while Connor tries to prove him wrong, or is still horribly naive and makes Haytham facepalm, or joins in with the crew just to piss him off.
Bawdy Drinking Songs
I'm not that picking with anything else, so pairings (het or slash), gen or smut, I don't care.
Here are two ideas:
Young!Connor's first voyage on the Aquila, and the crew have had a bit too much drink and are singing the bawdy songs. Connor is still very innocent, and keeps asking questions, and the crew are all too willing to answer in the most perverted way possible. Robert Faulkner has to make sure Connor doesn't get all their bad influence, unless he wants Achilles to gut him.
Or
During the Haytham mission where Connor sails with daddy, the crew start their drunken chorus and Haytham just acts Haytham, making snide comments about the quality of Connor's crew while Connor tries to prove him wrong, or is still horribly naive and makes Haytham facepalm, or joins in with the crew just to piss him off.