Anyone remember that homestead mission where Connor helps Norris go-a-courtin' to Myriam and after he picks some wild flowers for (lazy)Norris he goes back and finds Norris 'taking care of business'? First off, I tried not to die laughing at that ackward moment for Connor. And second, I'm wondering what if Norris was in that out house for a completely different reason? Since he's a lonely bachelor and all, he maybe needed some stress released?

Anyway, I'm requesting Norris self-serving himself at thoughts of Myriam (or Connor possibly? who knows? Only writer!anon knows!) and Connor interrupts "I'll come back later". I just want that ackward moment and crack-fic of Norris saying "almost done" but still taking his time and Connor waiting outside patiently. C'mon! I know it's disgustingly funny, but C'mon!?