Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 5

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.5
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✩ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

✩ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

✩ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

✩ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

✩ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

✩ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

✩ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
Kink Meme Masterlist
New Kink Meme Masterlist
(Livejorunal) Archive
(Delicious.com) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
#2 (Delicious.com) Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
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Norris in le Outhouse

[(Anonymous)]

Anyone remember that homestead mission where Connor helps Norris go-a-courtin' to Myriam and after he picks some wild flowers for (lazy)Norris he goes back and finds Norris 'taking care of business'? First off, I tried not to die laughing at that ackward moment for Connor. And second, I'm wondering what if Norris was in that out house for a completely different reason? Since he's a lonely bachelor and all, he maybe needed some stress released?

Anyway, I'm requesting Norris self-serving himself at thoughts of Myriam (or Connor possibly? who knows? Only writer!anon knows!) and Connor interrupts "I'll come back later". I just want that ackward moment and crack-fic of Norris saying "almost done" but still taking his time and Connor waiting outside patiently. C'mon! I know it's disgustingly funny, but C'mon!?

Re: Norris in le Outhouse

[(Anonymous)]

oh my god I was totally thinking the same thing when I was playing through that part. I was seriously like, "... are you jerking off in there or something? Oh my god."