Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 5

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.5
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✩ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

✩ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

✩ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

✩ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

✩ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

✩ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

✩ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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Re: Connor, your Pochahontas is showing

[(Anonymous)]

THIS. SECONDED.
I spent the first 30 minutes showering animals with lurrve <3

Re: Connor, your Pochahontas is showing

[(Anonymous)]

Do you mind if this is Young!Connor? Because I have half a mind to write this during the first time he goes to Boston with Achilles. I know that's when I showed my Pochahontas with Connor.

Re: Connor, your Pocahontas is showing

[(Anonymous)]

It's still Connor so no problem.

Re: Connor, your Pocahontas is showing

[(Anonymous)]

Cool, okay. Might be a bit on the short side, I am hopelessly out of practice. Anyway, ANIMALS, GET READY FOR SOME LOVIN'!

Re: Connor, your Pocahontas is showing

[(Anonymous)]

I just turned this into complete crack, with Connor being borderline ADHD and threw in 'Colours of the Wind' as well. Also, Achilles is the grumpiest old man ever. Sorry for this sorry excuse of a fill. I will now go into hiding, because Connor is definitely going to kill me for writing this.

Fill - Distractions (complete crack)

[(Anonymous)]

Achilles walked away. Maybe he shouldn't let the boy out of his sight, but he also knew that he wasn't going to be able to watch over him forever. The young Mohawk boy could handle himself well enough in the wild, but in the city? The old man figured that he had just had to wait and see.

A dog quickly scurried away from his cane. Boston was full of them. The animal gave one last whimper, begging him for attention. Achilles growled. "Shoo, go bother someone else."

As if it understood, the stray wandered off. Good. Now he could get on with more important things. He took one last look at his apprentice, the boy he had now named Connor.

His jaw nearly dropped when he saw the boy bending down to oblige the mangy mutt, scratching its head affectionately. Hadn't he told the boy to go buy things? What was he doing, standing around petting dogs?

After a while, Connor stood up again, and turned towards the store. Good, he seemed to have remembered what he was supposed to be doing. Achilles relented, and decided that if Connor did the job, then it was fine to let him pet some dogs. No harm done.

As if the universe had heard his thoughts, a pig trotted into Connor's path. The young boy immediately turned, and began feeding it with breadcrumbs that seemed to have appeared out of nowhere.

Achilles groaned. Maybe he should just go buy those supplies himself. Maybe he shouldn't have brought Connor to Boston. Maybe he should have just decided not to train this idiot at all.

No, no, he thought to himself. The old Assassin could remember how focused Connor could be during training. The boy deserved a chance to unwind. It was his first time in the city. Might as well let him enjoy it.

Satisfied that the pig had gotten all the crumbs it wanted, his apprentice straightened up. Achilles watched as he finally made it to the door of the general store. So Connor wasn't the quickest of shoppers. Nothing wrong with that. With his bad leg, Achilles himself would probably have taken twice the time to get there. No worries. The man turned, preparing to walk away and leave his apprentice to his own devices.

Out of the corner of his eye, Achilles saw Connor start and look around, searching. Had the boy heard something? Achilles wondered what he was looking for, and immediately scanned the area for enemies. Seeing none, he wondered just what had gotten the boy like this. The answer came when a cat meowed, weaving its way through civilians. As he predicted, his fool of an apprentice walked over and began petting it. And just as his luck would have it, a sheep wandered around a corner, and yes, there went Connor, chasing after it… Achilles wondered if he had trained an Assassin or a farmer.

Achilles made a mental note to make sure there were no animals in the area the next time he wanted to instruct Connor. Really, they should all be locked away behind fences and in pens. Who's bright idea was it to let them roam the streets like this, anyway? Thankfully, the wave of animals seemed to have passed, and Achilles decided to just walk away no matter what he saw Connor doing, just walk away, cross his fingers, and hope that Connor had bought his supplies by the time the sun went down…

With a whoosh, Connor sprinted past him, scaling a nearby building with ease. He then disappeared up onto the rooftops. Achilles wanted to scream. Just what had gotten into that boy? Squinting, he saw that the boy seemed to be chasing a piece of paper. Why? Why did these things happen to him? Of all the young men those damned Precursors could have chosen, why him? Why this… this little…! Achilles groaned. He gave up. Muttering all the curses he knew - and making up a few new ones as well - he shambled his way into the general store.

The shopkeeper had tried to swindle him! Thought him a half-blind old man no doubt, trying to take more coins that what his undoubtedly half-baked wares were worth. Well, Achilles showed him. Wasn't a Master Assassin for nothing. That shopkeeper should be glad that the Creed said 'Stay you blade from the flesh of the innocent', or else he would have lost more than a few coins.

On the whole, Achilles was pretty happy when he opened the door to the streets, as far the words 'Achilles' and 'happy' will go. Of course, all the joy of chewing out swindlers evaporated with the sight that greeted him outside.

"Can you sing with all the voices of the mountain?"

Was that Connor?

Was he singing?

Was he surrounded by a rapt audience of cows, pigs, dogs, cats, sheep, goats, horses and chickens?

Achilles sighed, and headed for the nearest tavern. Maybe in the morning, he could just convince himself that he had been drunk, and that he hadn't just wasted the last half a year or so.

"Can you paint with all the colours of the wiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnndddd?"

Re: Fill - Distractions (complete crack)

[(Anonymous)]

fffft, oh my god, this was beautiful. The ending killed me, this is fantastic.

I'm not the OP but I loved this, it was amazing!

Re: Fill - Distractions (complete crack)

[(Anonymous)]

Awwwwwwww! I don't even have any words for this aside from that, honestly!

Re: Fill - Distractions (complete crack)

[(Anonymous)]

OP is dying from laughter.

Thank you, anon. Thank. You.

Writer!anon here - thank you!

[(Anonymous)]

I wasn't expecting so many people to enjoy this. I was wondering if it was too cheesy. So glad you like it! Connor is completely OOC, but I think Achilles was pretty accurate, right? And I guess this is AU, since Connor never bought the supplies. And probably got thrown out of Achilles' house.

I wanted to throw Haytham in there, attracted to the singing, but in the end he got left out

Re: Writer!anon here - thank you!

[(Anonymous)]

This is exactly how I play the game...well minus singing. Pet every animal I see, chase every Almanack paper, etc.

I LOVE YOU WRITERANON. Sure you aren't me?

Re: Writer!anon here - thank you!

[(Anonymous)]

Well, do you do your best to go redcoat bowling every time you see a patrol while you're on a horse? Because I do that.