Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 5

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.5
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✩ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

✩ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

✩ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

✩ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

✩ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

✩ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

✩ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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(Livejorunal) Archive
(Delicious.com) Archive
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#2 (Delicious.com) Archive
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DISCOUNTS CREATE SO MUCH GLEE

[(Anonymous)]

Okay. So.
I was derping around internet forums this morning, and I saw someone say "Hey, Steam is selling AC2 for like, four pounds." So, naturally, I freaked out, got super excited, impatiently waited for my computer to open up Steam, and THERE IT WAS. The freaking BEST EVER GOLDMINE of Assassins Creed content, ALL DISCOUNTED PRICES. Spaz mode kicked in, and I bought AC1, AC2, Brotherhood, and Revelations, all other them some sort of game and DLC bundle or a deluxe edition, for just 30 bucks.

You can probably imagine my extreme happiness, as I have since been unable to acquire these games for lack of money and a working platform to play them on.

So.
Any one of the Assassins finds something they have for a long time wanted/desired/lusted after ect. ect. but couldn't afford at a ridiculously discounted price.
Cue dancing in the streets, Singing In the Rain, double rainbows, unicorns, and over-the-top ridiculous happiness.
I imagine this will fit best with the modern assassins, but. Write anon is given free-reign for whatever you want to do. Can be as serious or as crackish as you desire.

(Captcha is asking for the lowest number. Even it wants discounts and coupons. XD)

Re: DISCOUNTS CREATE SO MUCH GLEE Ideas

[(Anonymous)]

Ezio finds discount courtesans. 15f for a bunch of girls? Score!

Connor finds a discount ship part? Or maybe a discount weapon? Knowing his luck, it would probably be a cheap piece of junk that breaks as soon as he uses it.

Desmond finds discount cakes and gets super happy, but Shaun makes so many fat jokes he ends up sad.

Haytham finds discount tricorn hats.

I don't know, they seem so funny. I want this filled.