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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 5
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" The Talk "
(Anonymous) 2013-03-13 02:13 am (UTC)(link)(Short prompt is short)
I just want some awkward, adorable father son times, pleaaaaaaase <3
Re: " The Talk "
(Anonymous) 2013-03-15 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)" The Talk " fill
(Anonymous) 2013-03-27 04:18 am (UTC)(link).......
"Come on, Sir, it only cost 3 pounds,and you can do whatever you like."
"Get off of me you vulgar woman, you couldn't pay me to touch you, let alone in that matter." sneered Haytham and he pushed the prostitute away.
The woman just rolled her eyes, and turned her sights to Connor. She put a hand on her hip and gave a little extra sway to her hips as she sauntered over to him. She looked him up and down, and grimaced a bit. "What about you, Half breed, do you have money?"
"Money for what?"
Haytham grabbed the woman by her arm, and pulled her away from Connor, "You know, woman, this is the second time I've had to touch you." He pushed her away from them. "Also, if you are trying to extort money from someone, it's better to not insult them, Come Connor."
Haytham started walking away, Connor following closely behind.
"Oh well,the savage was probably diseased anyway."
Haytham stopped mid stride. He then turned around, and glared at the woman, "You probably have more diseases now, then he has had, or ever will have."
And then they continued on their way.
After a few blocks, Haytham looked over to Connor to see him in the midst on confusion, which in turn confused Haytham.
"Connor, what is wrong?"
Connor looked over to Haytham, brows knitted.
Haytham kept walking towards their destination. He glanced back at Connor,then back forward. "Would you just spit it out."
"What did she mean by letting you do whatever you wanted?"
Haytham almost stumble, if he wasn't more in control of his movements he probably would have. He coughed into his hand and asked, "Do you know what a prostitute does?"
"Of course, she trades sex for money." Conner was very calm and sure of himself, which seemed off to Haytham given the subject.
"Then put two and two together, and figure it out for yourself." Haytham was very tempted to roll his eyes.
"I don't get it."
So, Haytham gave into temptation, "What's not to get, Connor, she gets paid to have sex, I can do what I would like, if I pay."
Connor looked ahead, then back to Haytham, "What I don't get is, what would you want from her?" Connor's face stayed completely straigt through the question.
That time Haytham did stumble. He righted, and composed himself. "That is an odd thing to ask, especially of your father. What I like in the bedroom is none of your business."
Connor again looked confused, "What does the prostitute have to do with your bedroom?"
Haytham glanced over at Connor from the corner of his eye, then coughed into his hand awkwardly, "Son, do you know how babies are made?"
"Yes, by having Sex."
"Then I don't know what all the confusion is about."
"But what is sex?" Connor asked rather timidly for the blunt man he usually is.
Haytham was flabbergasted at what was just asked, "You just said you knew what sex was!"
Connor stared at his, "I did not, I said I knew what a prostitute does."
Haytham opened the door to a inn, had Connor wait at the door while he paid for a room. He then had Connor follow him into a room with just one bed.
"Are you going to tell me?"
Haytham looked over to his son, "Are we really on this again? How old are you? 19, maybe 20, so how do you not know?"
"Achilles would not tell me, I'm barely ever with my tribe, and I've been... busy." Connor scuffed his foot against the floor.
Haytham sighed and ran a hand down his face, then pulled of his hat and set it down on the bed side table. "Fine, take a seat."
Connor grabbed a chair from the corner, and set it across from Haytham.
Haytham took a seat on the bed, then glanced up and down Connor, before resting his face in his hands, thinking about what to say. He sighed, resign to his fate, and ran a hand over his hair. He really didn't want to do this.
"Okay, you put you penis in, semen comes out, thus, you made a baby."
Haytham pulled off his boots, trying to drop the subject. Connor, however, was not ready.
"What's a penis? Put it in what? How do sea men come out? You only have to put it in?" Connor ran off his list of questions.
Haytham just stared at him.
"A penis is the organ between your legs, you know a cock or a knob."
"Oh, I've never heard penis used for the word cock, but it seems to change with everybody."
"That's because they are most likely just vulgar sailors." Haytham grimaced at the thought. "Do you know what the vagina is?"
Connor shook his head.
Haytham sighed, "Do you know any terms that aren't atrocious?"
"What do you mean by atrocious?" Connor asked, clearly confused.
"Nevermind, the vagina is the hole between a woman's leg, in which you put your penis."
Haytham looked at Connor, and noticed he wasn't the least bit uncomfortable, which frustrated him a little, and continued on.
"You can't just go in dry, you have to get her into it as well."
Connor interrupted, "And how do you do that."
Haytham just glared at Connor and kept going, "There are different ways to do this, kissing her neck, playing with her breast."
"What do you mean by pl..."
"Connor if you keep interrupting me I'm not going to finish. I will not be taking questions at the end, so anything you are confused about, you can figure out by yourself."
Connor shut his mouth.
"When she is properly lubricated, you can insert your penis into her, then you thrust in and out until you reach completion, but you also have to remember her, playing with her clitoris tends to move things along. There are also many different positions you can do this in."
Connor just nodded his head, urging Haytham to continue.
"Semen, is the substance that comes out when you reach completion, that was all your question, and that is how sex works." Haytham twisted around while putting his feet on the bed,turning to face away from Connor.
"I have one more question." Connor pointed out, trying to make it sound like it was important.
Haytham just rolled his eyes. "Go to bed, Connor, we have much to do tomorrow."
Connor ignored him, "How do two men have sex?"
Haytham blushed deeply and sputtered out, while throwing a pillow at Connor, "I told you no questions! Now go to bed before I am forced to knock you out."
"But I jus..."
"No, Connor, bed!"
Connor moved the chair back to the corner, and grabbed the pillow.
Haytham laid back into his former position, "and by bed I mean floor."
Connor glared at the other man, before laying on the floor with the pillow, "I prefer the floor, beds are uncomfortable, and itchy."
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I tried to make Haytham super awkward I hope that's how he came across!
Re: " The Talk " fill
(Anonymous) 2013-03-27 05:03 am (UTC)(link)but if my own kid ask me what is sex, probably i'm gonna say, ask your father or grandma/grandpa, hehehe...
OP Here!
(Anonymous) 2013-04-02 03:01 am (UTC)(link)