Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 5

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.5
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✩ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

✩ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

✩ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

✩ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

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Connor the fashionista

[(Anonymous)]

If you're anything like me, you spent most of the game trying to get all the available outfits. So can I see something cracky about Connor's rather extensive wardrobe?

FILL: The Closet

[(Anonymous)]

Tiny fill is tiny, but anon hopes OP will accept it regardless!

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Haytham wasn't entirely sure what to expect when his son invited him to stay the night after being caught in what could only be described as an unholy thunderstorm, but this was certainly not it. Connor had been polite enough - given him a warm meal and dry clothes to replace his while they dried, and a good room to rest in. It was only after the usual "why are you being so nice to me" paranoid discussion that Haytham had learned that the room he was staying in belonged to Conner.

"Then where will you sleep?"

"I will not be sleeping tonight."

Haytham sneered slightly. "What's the matter boy, can't stand to sleep in the same house as an Templar?"

Connor blinked calmly at him, refusing to rise to his father's dangling bait. "No, actually I need to balance the accounts. I haven't had a chance to lately, since you've had me running around doing your bidding. So tonight I will balance the books, and then I will rest." And that was that. Connor had left Haytham to his own devices while he went to balance the books - a rather unwise decision.

Which brought them back to the current problem. He'd wanted to explore, to look around and see if he could tell what sort of man his son was - the closet had been his first idea. After all, a man's dress said a lot about him. Surely Connor was no different.

Except he was. Painfully, painfully different.

It was insane! Connor had outfits he had no name for - he had a WOLF PELT in his closet, for God's sake! Haytham's eyes kept getting wider and wider the more outfits appeared (just how many did he HAVE, anyway?)until he finally forced his shaking hands to close the doors, a choked gurgle bubbling out of his throat as his distress finally made itself known.

He resolved from that day on to never question his son again, and to especially never open that god-forsaken closet. That place was a Hell unto itself.

(Incidentally, Connor couldn't seem to stop smiling the entire time he rode with his father back to town, and whenever they came across a wild animal on their journey, he wondered out loud if it would make a good outfit - Haytham twitched every time he did.)

Re: FILL: The Closet

[(Anonymous)]

Not OP, but oh my, this had me giggling. I <3 Haytham. Thanks for this!

Re: FILL: The Closet

[(Anonymous)]

You're welcome! I was nervous about posting it because Haytham's personality continues to elude me, so I was worried I'd made him extremely OOC or something. ^^ Glad to see someone enjoys it.

OP

[(Anonymous)]

oh my god

"That place was a Hell unto itself"

I can't

This is hilarious! Thank you, anon!

Re: OP

[(Anonymous)]

Anon is happy OP is pleased. ^^ So you're welcome!