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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 6

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.6
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≈ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

≈ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

≈ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

≈ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

≈ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

≈ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

≈ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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Oh Malik. I'm gonna have to draw this now. I can see it now. It's gonna be a comic. I'm thinking about Alty chillin under the moon, then suddenly MINDFUCK PAIN and oh god so much hair and teeth and all that and in the background Malik is just standing there like "What in the actual fuck."
Anyway, yeah. From page 14 of pt 6 and back, you can add to it. Any kinkmeme, be it 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, or (page 14 of) 6 can go there.

You know, I was also thinking about your other options. Excuse my retarded mind.
1) the PJ thing
2) when you say "Too friendly" automatically the image of dog!Altair trying to hump the everliving fuck out of Malik's leg comes to mind. (And kidnapping Malik's teddybear as his own little "puppy")
3) (Assuming we're still talking about van helsing) Malik wakes up in the middle of the night to some fucking creature FUCKING PISSING ALL OVER HIM and/or having his clothes ripped off and a gargantuan cock presenting itself to his quivering butthole as he's forcibly bent over the side of his bed. (DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY TEDDY BEAR, ALTAIR)
4) Adorableness and ALTAIR YOU ATE ALL OF MY FUCKING SANDALS AND OH MY GOD WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO MY TEDDYBEAR? ALLAHDAMMIT ALTAIR *cue temper tantrum*

YES YES DRAW THE THING OH MY GOODNESS. i would draw if i could but i cannot ;A;
And, seriously, how is it you manage to make Malik so funny xD I really really really really like your interpretations of the options. Especially the teddy bear which is so nonsense yet so funny :3
As for the past promts thingo, where would i find it?

I shall. I shall draw it. Teddybears must always be there, because the world is not the world without a condescending Malik, an annoying Altair, and a nonsensical teddy bear (that really shouldn't exist yet because I SERIOUSLY doubt that there were bears running around in 12th century Jerusalem)
You can find our stuckinthepast!post at the top of the page.

Hoorah! I shall look forward to seeing your comic :3 well, it could always be a little stuffed horse instead hehehehe. Tho a teddy bear would still be funnier~
Ah, i found it, thank you!

Anon is still not convinced that compiling fills does anything but clog the meme. I understand the need for a post, not a new one every page, to list fills from older parts, because most don’t check the older parts of the meme, but really, for fills from this part? For most of us who tracks/use flat view, we’d just see everything in double.

Anon fully admits that they’re posting this to see if they’re the only one bothered by this. If that’s the case, please, anon who maintain the stuckinthepast!post, feel free to continue as things are.

Also, does anyone know if the mod is still around?

No probs. I don't know if I'm making Malik seem too ooc because I never had the chance to play AC1 (*Waits for Easter and wibbles*). Everything I'm throwing out here is what I've collected from ACWIKIA, fanfics, and half an hour of an extremely boring play through. Like, I didn't even make it past the Al Muliam lecture bit.
BUT I KNOW THAT MALIK IS CONDESCENDING, KADAR IS DEAD (#$%& ALTAIR.) AND ALTAIR IS ONE ARROGANT SONOFABITCH
And for some reason I know that Al Muliam's name is Rashid.

Nahhh, your Malik is fine. That's pretty much the whole game actually xD just that, other than being condescending, Malik is also sassy and extremely sarcastic. Talking to Malik is probably the best part of the game. It definitely is the most fun :3 he has the beeeeeest dialogue/lines or whatever you call them

*phew*
I learned a lot from Sassy Creed's tumblr, too.
OH MY GOD DOES ALTAIR ACTUALLY MAKE ARM JOKES IN THE GAME BECAUSE IF HE DOES I SWEAR

Preg!fic is my kink and if I gotta genderswap Ezio to do it, I will ;)

Then my work here is done :D

Driveby!Anon just nearly broke her side laughing at the mental image of Malik using rolled up parchment to bop the werewolf puppy on the nose to train it! ROFLOL

Please, OtherAnon, please DRAW THE THING, the world needs MOAR teddybears and Malik!

This is sweet and awesome and yes.

I completely forgot I had posted this prompt, and to come back today and find such a sweet, tender, and awesomely hot fill just made my day, Anon!

Thank you, so much for this. I'm going to be smiling all day (just like Ezio and Leo, I imagine!)

OP says Yaaaaaay! Thank you thank you! Can't wait.

I WISH HE DID, but sadly, he does not ;A; Altair doesnt say much actually. Malik's the funny one. Like if you talk to him while you are supposed to be doing a mission, he'll keep throwing sarcastic comments at you xD

TEDDYBEAR!ANON WILL MOST CERTAINLY DRAW THE THING.
I WILL DRAW ALL THE THINGS.
Especially the face pissage alarm clock.

Oh goodness I need to get this game. XD
Though I'd probably never do anything. I'd just sit in the bureau and climb shit and talk to Malik through the television and begin to understand why everyone loves Altmal so much because at this point in time I consider myself one of an endangered species of Altmar shippers.
"YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A HANDICAP, MALIK! LOOK AT MY FINGER, WHICH THE CREED CUT OFF!"
"Wanna be my... right hand man?" *gets slapped*
OH GOD THE HYDROPHOBIA JOKES I'D MAKE

Oh man, i had not intended for this to be funny, but all is is just too great xD
I love you anons~~~ <3 <3 <3 (and all the comics to come)

Aww, teddybear!anon loves you too. <3
I can't help being a fabulous bitch, but at least I make people laugh! ^^

Ohmegoodness i really really really love your brain anon xD

Yeah. I love my brain too.
I've heard that there's a fountain in Malik's bureau. Cue me halfway climbing it and proceeding to teabag it in Altair's body while screaming "HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS, WATER? HOW DO YOU FUCKING LIKE THEM APPLES?"
Captcha: The name of Robert is? DE SABLEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHILE WE'RE SONGFICCING DESMOND may I direct your attention to "Climbing the Walls" by They Might Be Giants ("Now I got a new job climbing the walls" ahem being an Assassin amirite??) and "Runs in the Family" by Amanda Palmer ("I cannot run from my family, they're hiding inside of me") for your helpless-going-crazy-Desmond feels?

We're an endangered species? WAH

I don't understand Maria-hate. Maria is one of the totally rockin' women that AC doesn't give enough attention to. (Which is a VERY long list...at least there were a bunch of 'em from AC4, even if there wasn't nearly enough about them)

(But then again I could totally play an ENTIRE game about Mary Read's adventures even if it had no Mary/Anne smoochies)

(Have you noticed there's a bunch of women dressed as men in AC? Maria Thorpe, Mary Read, Dobby Carter...)

Old prompts are the best kind to fill! Because the prompter might have given up hope that it would ever be filled.

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