asscreedkinkmeme ([personal profile] asscreedkinkmeme) wrote2013-05-13 07:24 pm
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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 6

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.6

Sky World

≈ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

≈ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

≈ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

≈ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

≈ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

≈ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

≈ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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How about some femslash?

(Anonymous) 2013-05-14 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
I know I should be finishing a fill, I've had this prompt saved up for weeks.

Behold, a femslash-centric prompt! And goodie, choices!

Option 1: Paola and Teodora wish to congratulate Claudia on her initiation into the Brotherhood, and steals her away after her celebration to ravish her properly.

Extra points if Claudia surprises them both by showing some form of sexual expertise (she is an Auditore after all)

Option 2: Lucrezia/Caterina hatesex, with a bound/gagged (with Lucrezia's panties) Caterina.

Bonus points if Cesare comes in, getting turned on by a Dominant Lucrezia and takes her from behind.

Option 3: Rebecca and Lucy perform an erotic strip tease to some of Bec's music. Shaun and Desmond can only watch helplessly as they are tied to their chairs, pants-less but unable to touch themselves as the girls get busy in front of them.

1-Up if ONLY one of the boys comes without physical stimulation, and the other doesn’t get to come at all

FILL: Turnabout [1/?]

(Anonymous) 2014-11-07 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Caution, this is fourth-wall-breaking, and may be slightly out of character at times. Enjoy.

"You know what, guys, me and Lucy are so fucking pissed." The angry sentence comes out of the blue from Rebecca one evening, but it sounds like something she's been sitting on for a while. "We're sick and tired of you two getting all the attention!"

"Attention? What are you talking about?" Desmond says. He knows full well what she means, but he also knows that none of them are supposed to let on that they know.

"The fandom!" Rebecca screeches.

Shaun groans. "Now you've done it. You've gone and broken the fourth wall. Brilliant."

Rebecca continues her rant as if he hadn't said a word. "Shaun/Desmond, Shaun/Desmond, Shaun/Desmond! It's like you two are the only moderns! Sometimes it's Clay/Desmond or Alex/Desmond or Ancestor/Desmond, but it's abso-fucking-lutely never Lucy/Shaun, or Alex/Rebecca, or Lucy/Vidic, or Rebecca/Desmond!"

"Who the hell would want to see anybody/Vidic?" Shaun asks, shuddering.

"I ran an analysis," Lucy seethes, ignoring the question. "Seventy-four percent of fans said 'Deshaun' is their OTP."

Desmond winces, as if physically hurt by the two syllables of "Deshaun". "God, I so fucking hate that cutesy nickname!"

"Another thirteen point five say they don't ship it but their favorites and bookmarks tell another story!"

"Hey, slashers gonna slash! Whaddya want us to do about it?!" Desmond retorts. "We can't make fangirls change their mi-" He stops, a horrified look creeping over his face. "Oh my god. You're not going to use the Apple to control their shipping preferences?!"

"Hell no."

"Then what are you suggesting?" snipes Shaun. "Shall we have Erudito track the IP address of every visitor to, then go to their house and threaten them with bodily injury?!"

Desmond gives him a puzzled look. He seems pretty certain of that URL. It didn't sound like something he made up off the top of his head.

"Of course we're not doing anything like that!" Rebecca snarls. Then her tone becomes less angry, more cold and calculating. "We've thought of a much better way."

Lucy nods, a smirk playing on her glossy lips. "It is true- although nothing is true- that 'slashers gonna slash'. But we're going to show them a new type of slash..." She paused for dramatic effect. "Femmeslash."

Rebecca gives her a high five. "And it'll be so hot, it'll blow their clits off."

"Femmeslash." Shaun adjusts his glasses. "But these fangirls are attracted to men."

"Yeah, I mean, sure there's male AC fans out there," Desmond admits with a shrug, "but they don't really go in for shipping at all. They're just into the 'badass stealth killing machines throughout history' thing that the games got going on. Hell, some of them even have the coglioni to say that all the Desmond stuff is boring!" He looks very angry about this part.

"That's where you two come in," Lucy says slyly, holding up a coiled length of rope.

"What?" the two men say in unison.

"Take off your clothes."


"You're right, they're into men. So we'll give them men. But all the action is going to be me and Luce," Rebecca explains. "Take 'em off."

Her demanding tone is stirring something in Desmond, and he tries to tell his boner to go away. But it was no use. This was one of his recurring fantasies: a girl telling him to strip. Add to that the fact that he hadn't gotten laid since well before his capture by Abstergo, and when he'd found out they had cameras in his room, he'd decided to refrain from masturbation. After the rescue, he'd only been able to get himself off once or twice, since they all were in such close quarters.

"I... I guess we have to, Shaun," Desmond tries to sound annoyed as he unzips his hoodie.

"You can't be seriously going along with this bollocks!"

"You heard her. It's the only way to make fans stop shipping us together." He tosses the hoodie away and peels off his shirt.

"You've all gone mental."

Without him noticing, Rebecca has crept up behind Shaun, and she now grabs his wrists and wrangles them backwards. "What the bloody hell?!" His eyes widen when he hears a click. "Handcuffs?! You seriously have gone mental!"

"You're doing this, whether you like it or not," Rebecca declares, speaking the words only inches from his ear.

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Alive After All. Haytham/Ziio

(Anonymous) 2013-05-14 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
When the other children return to the village with no signs of Ratonhnhaké:ton, Ziio goes out to look for him. Finding him unconscious, she stays with him until he wakes up, thus missing the attack by George's men.

9 years later, the Apple sends Ratonhnhaké:ton, and things happen as in the game.

Durring Haytham and Connor's little Church-chase in the abandoned brewery, Connor lies and tells Haytham that Ziio died when he was young, as he still does not trust him.
Haytham, being the 'gentleman' that he is, decides to go to Kanatahséton to pay his respect, only to find Ziio alive and well, (and probably furious about all the things he son as been through).

Re: Alive After All. Haytham/Ziio

(Anonymous) 2013-05-14 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
YES! THIS! Seconding. (I'm a sucker for Fix-It fics).

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Wreck-It-Ralph crossover

(Anonymous) 2013-05-14 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Assassin's Creed is the newest arcade game to be plugged in. Each new assassin is a patch and Altaïr comforts Connor when his release isn't as well received as Ezio. May I please see the characters getting used to this brand new collection of dangerous characters? Maybe the Sugar Rush kids are terrified of the Assassins at first until Desmond and Connor hang out with them? Haytham is dragged off to a Bad Anon meeting? Leonardo is a hit for being able to design awesome new bonus levels? Who knows?

Man, I just love the world in Wreck-It-Ralph - it was really cool. It has some great meta potential.

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The kids of the Homestead

(Anonymous) 2013-05-14 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
During the homestead missions you never really interact with Maria or the lumberjack boys except as plot devices in one or two cut scenes. However they have struck me as these kids who you never see because they are off discovering some amazing shit but none of the adults ever notice. So I'd like to see these mystery kids gallivanting off on adventures of their own.

Bonuses are allowing Conner to come along since he's barely twenty, or taking Hunter along as "training"

Thomas Jefferson/Connor

(Anonymous) 2013-05-14 08:58 am (UTC)(link)

You've seen how Jefferson looks at Connor as he fights, right? I cannot be the only one...

So, anon would love to see Jefferson kinda bedazzled and confused by Connor's presence during the resistance at first, then he develops a kind of an infatuation as he watches him fight, but he keeps a respectful distance once they get to know each other and he's all reverent and polite (I mean, the scene where he shakes hands with Connor and says "A pleasure, sir." is just precious... Few men have respected Ratonhnhaké:ton thus, and you have to keep in mind he didn't even don native clothing in the game. Yet people have treated him like scum.) and doesn't want to impose on Connor's personal bubble. But Connor soon opens up to him and is the one who initiates touch. You take it from here.

Bonus: Connor's new blue eyes. Please pay some attention to them, they're as beautiful as his real eyes. Maybe Jefferson is truly captivated by them or something.

Re: Thomas Jefferson/Connor

(Anonymous) 2013-05-14 10:43 am (UTC)(link)
The blue eyes both scare me and intrigue me. Count me down as scared, aroused, and seconding this prompt.

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The Rebel's Serenade 1/3?

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Haytham/Captain Smythe. rough, dom/sub dynamics

(Anonymous) 2013-05-14 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
You know, the guy who captained the ship that brought Haytham to America?

I just need Haytham being a gloriously dominating bastard and Smythe wishing he'd never opened his mouth in Haytham's presence because wow okay this might be the best orgasm he's had in a while but he fucking hates all this teasing and the dirty talk.


- light bondage (hands tied behind the back/though the headboard, gags, blindfolds)
- Smythe worrying that the whole ship can hear them. (They can't, but Haytham tries very hard to change that.)
- Haytham doesn't bother with pulling out before falling asleep, and Smythe is too exhausted to insist that Haytham get the fuck out of the cabin and get his arms off him, he's not a teddy bear or a woman.

The Repost of Reposts!

(Anonymous) 2013-05-14 11:52 am (UTC)(link)
Guys, we need some more prompts filled from Part 5, the ratio is way off, so making a list here of some unfilled (or possible abandoned) prompts.

If you decide to fill one, post the fill at the prompt page (otherwise this thread could end up being quite long), then link to it in this thread with the prompt as Subject followed by 'Filled'.
e.g. "Norris in le Outhouse. FILLED"

"There's all manner of things to see and do." so let's write some fills.

William discovers Desmond's body

Desmond listens to Minerva

Wary Shaun

Connor and the things he clings to

Familial Discipline

Homesteaders, voyeurism

Ziio/Haytham - Names

Trapped in the Wolves Den

Lee knew

Aquila crew misjudge Connor

The Old World Templars come to the Colonies

The Second Purge

Charles Lee and Clipper switch bodies


Sandwiched - Edward, Haytham and Connor

Edward Kenway ain't 'fraid of no Kraken

The DLC is Connor's delusion, aftermath

Revenge of the Minstrel

Cabin boy Connor

Lee is a creepy stalker

"And if one wants children?"


Haytham's Journal - Connor, angst/reminiscence

Connor grows up with Haytham

Connor, Achilles, Faulkner - family vacation

Jealous Haytham

Last memento

Tree Climbing


Losing him anyways

Haytham needs a hug

Altair/Maria slice of life raising the kids

Connor, self-harm Self-fill by OP, so this goes here as well!

Connor gets kidnapped, Haytham rescues him

Haytham raises Connor

Desmond/Daniel, a different call.

I just want, for once, something to go right for Connor.

William decides to make the ultimate sacrifice in place of his son

Connor's life actually is pretty awesome post-game

Second Chance

Boston Massacre Rewritten


William is a good father

William trying to be good

Aveline charming her way through everyone (Connor/Aveline)

Jeanne/ Agaté

Haytham/Ziio - Courting

Connor - courting Aveline

Haytham meets the family!


Haytham/Kaniehti:io, Genderswap AU

Connor/Dobby, raising a family


Haytham/Ziio - fluff

Desmond and Rebecca because why not

Slow and prolonged - Ezio/Lucrezia

Converting Connor

Haytham/Connor, curiosity killed the cat.

Charles Lee/Connor Hatesex!

Territorial/Possessive Connor

Connor/anyone. Prison

Mermaid AU!! Connor/Haytham

Lafayette/Connor Love Making

Thomas Hickey/Connor - Sex for information

Lafayette/Connor, no touching

Connor switches to Mohawk during sex

Double Agent - Hickey/Connor

Connor/king Washington, begging


HayCon Bondage

HaythamConnor - Liaisons

Blood Lust This was OP-filled, so let's try and give them a fill!

Happiness in Slavery

Malik/Altaïr: size differences


AC I & III Collide - Altaïr/Connor

HayCon pic prompts

Altair/Abbas, consensual hatesex

Another CharlesxConnor request - Secret relationship

First time - Malik/Altaïr

The Pleasure Chair

Clipper/Lee, replacement for the real thing

Haytham/Connor, Achilles discovers their relationship

Haytham, Connor, mercenaries non-con/rescue/comfort fic

Rejected Omega

Massage therapy - Ezio/Leonardo

Louis Mills/Haytham; flirting, rough sex

Omega-verse bonding Alpha!Connor/Omega!Haytham

Connor/Charles completely consensual on both sides

Malik/Altair, Malik never lost his arm

Prison Sex - Mason/Connor

Haytham/Connor, shame, ust, rough sex, (daddykink)

An AU where the Natives have beaten back the white man

DLC WashConHayth

Kanen/Connor WashCon Omegaverse

WashCon Omegaverse DLC

Connor/Haytham, King Washington makes them do it

Omegaverse ConHayth - Losing control

Never insult the hat! - Leonardo/Salai

Kanen/Raton - DLC

noisy connor! - Haytham/Connor

Hickey/Lee Hate Sex

Rare pairing ahoy - Haytham/Duncan

Alpha/Omega: Connor is the most desirable and Haythem is protective.

King Washington/Haytham

Chief Kanen/Connor



Connor/ Clipper Awkwardness

Haytham/Connor - Massage


Connor, non-con: competency kink


Lady Maverick/Independent

Independent/Red coat AC3MP

Gen/Slash/Het (up to writer in some cases):
Haytham/Connor or gen, manipulation

The breaking of Haytham Kenway

connor + haytham

Ignorance is Bliss


Minerva's Future

Shaun/Desmond, accent kink

Ezio teaches Connor how to talk to women.

Grand Sassmasster Haytham Kenway getting fucked

Reverse Pocahontas

One-Sided ConHayth, Pining

Norris in le Outhouse

What's in a touch?

Haytham/Jim Holden

Haytham gets the Apple of Eden

Leonardo and the Bebe Assassins of Roma

Drugged Connor

Haytham/Ziio Hypothermia

[GEN or Desmond/Any] Hurt Comfort while in the animus


Charles, you backstabber!

Johnson/Hickey - pre-templars


Charles/Fem!Connor, possibly one sided?

Kanentokon/Ratohnhaketon omegaverse

Blind!Altair/Malik maybe?

Haytham/Connor - Sexual fantasies

Spanking - Malik/Altaír - Leonardo/Ezio - Haytham/Connor - William/Desmond


Achilles and Connor - Werewolf AU

The Tyranny of Emperor Kenway

Insane Daddy!Haytham

La Volpe/One of his Thieves - Crush/puppy love


Connor selfcest

Re: The Repost of Reposts!

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Can you move it to either the fills section or the discussion? Or even better there are tons of inactive archives that you can get into contact with to do thing kind of thing or start your own archive.

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Haytham/Connor - Sexual fantasies - FILLED

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FILLED. alpha charles, omega connor, rejected omega.

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Gen, William discovers Desmond's body [FILLED]

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Lost, then found

(Anonymous) 2013-05-14 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
During an attempt to take down one of the occupied Forts, Connor is wounded and captured by the Templars/Redcoats. Instead of killing him, they decide to keep him (whatever reasoning you want - death is too good for him, etc). His recruits know something has gone wrong when they don't hear from Connor, and begin to search for him. They are unsuccessful, and after weeks of nothing, begin to lose hope that Connor is alive. As the weeks turn to months, the Assassins are forced to call the search off, and one of the others takes up leadership of the group.

Some more time passes, and after liberating a Fort from Templar/Redcoat control, one of the recruits finally finds Connor hidden away in a concealed room. He was clearly tortured (sexually or not), and the recruit is horrified at how broken/hurt the young man is (Connor reacts badly to touch when they try to help, doesn't realize/remember who they are, etc). They manage to get him to a safer, more secure area and hope that he'll recover soon, taking turns helping/watching over him (or they take him back to Davenport, where the homesteaders can help with his healing?)

It isn't necessary that Connor is fully healed in the end, the set up makes for years of healing before that happens. And I'm not looking for explicit torture scenes, but brief flashbacks when Connor is healing would be welcome. (I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm a sucker for h/c fic.)

They may or may not be father and son (Haytham/Connor, past Haytham/Ziio)

(Anonymous) 2013-05-15 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
(I only realized there's a pt.6 after I post this on pt.5.......So I'm going to post it again here...Silly anon is silly...)

This prompt is a bit long, so please bear with me.
So basically it's a modern!AU. When Haytham was young, he had a relationship with Ziio, but they eventually parted ways. Shortly afterwards, Ziio had some rebound hook-ups, and later found out she was pregnant. So even Ziio herself didn't know who Connor's real father was. But she did mention her relationship with Haytham to Connor a couple times.
Fast forward to present times. Connor met Haytham. They realized they could very well be father and son, even though they both hated the idea. So they took a DNA test. However, while waiting for the result (those tests take like a month or so), they developed a strong mutual attraction to each other and struggled with it. Whether they turned out to be father and son is up to the author!anon, but I personally prefer they weren't.

- Charles has been hopelessly in love with Haytham for god knows how long, and was a jealous little bitch towards Connor.
- Connor's bullheadedness insisted that they acted on the attraction even before the results come back. ("Will we be able to stop if we turn out to be blood-related? I don't think so. So what's the point of pretending we're not attracted to each other?")
- They met through work.
- Haytham just LOVES to call Connor "son."

Re: They may or may not be father and son (Haytham/Connor, past Haytham/Ziio)

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Sweet Lucifer... I love you and this prompt... Just fucking look at that last bonus... Seconded with the force of a thousand suns. This must be filled.

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Spinoff: Venom (Charles Lee/George Washington)

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The Walking Dead Xover!

(Anonymous) 2013-05-16 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
The title says it all :)
Writer!anon can choose however you want to approach this. Haytham = the Governor, Connor = Rick, Hickey = Merle, Ezio = Daryl(?), IDC. Just want to see some Templars and Assassins slaying Zs!
As for pairing, I personally prefer Hay/Con (they don't have to be related), but just no Haytham/Charles or Connor/Charles, please.

Re: The Walking Dead Xover!

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I can imagine desmond being carl

Clay/Des- something happy

(Anonymous) 2013-05-16 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
I'm beginning to think happy Clay/Des fic is a myth, because I certainly can't seem to find any. I just want to read about my otp and not have my heart ripped out and stomped on for once.

I don't even care what you do with setting or if there's smut or not or anything I just want Clay/Des that doesn't end with one of them dying (again) or something else terrible and tragic happening.

Re: Clay/Des- something happy

(Anonymous) 2013-05-18 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Oh god me too. It's tough when you have somebody who's dead to begin with, but I really want something happy with them too.

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AltMal first time, kind of

(Anonymous) 2013-05-16 10:39 am (UTC)(link)
I want Altaïr and Malik being teenage boys (no shota, teenage like 16 years old or something...) having kind of their first time.
I don't want them to fuck. I want them to kiss each other breathless, touch each other and maybe jerk each other off.

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A lack of character

(Anonymous) 2013-05-16 11:49 am (UTC)(link)
Anon is not so happy with the tendency in the fandom to "hate" Connor for being undeveloped and shallow. So here's my prompt (would write it myself, but Haytham just won't behave with my muse):

Haytham scolds Connor for his lack of character.
Connor shows him just how much character he really has.

Do with this what you please.

Bonus points for funny/creepy kinks.

Re: A lack of character

(Anonymous) 2013-05-17 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Great concept! But isn't it kinda hard to approach?
All I can think of is Connor boning Haytham senseless, so as to show him how much character he has.


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(Anonymous) 2013-05-16 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Spoilers if you haven't finished the Homestead side quests.

So, remember the Homestead missions when Connor's running around trying to hook up Myriam and Norris and the entire time Myriam seems real ambivalent towards Norris, and towards the end you have to go track Myriam down and when you finally encounter her when she's going "No! I won't do it!" and then it IMMEDIATELY cuts to the march down the aisle? WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?

My theory: maybe Norris wasn't the one Myriam wanted to marry. I mean, you think about it, they've got a lot in common (hunters, society outsiders, presumably serious family issues since she had to run away from home at a young age), Myriam maybe falls in love with Connor because he saved her a few times, etc.

In short I want Connor and Myriam gettin' dirty in the forest.

Bonus points:

--They do the deed right there in the stream

--They ruin the dress and use that as an excuse to call off the wedding

--Norris figures it out afterwards, up to anon what his reaction is

Re: Connor/Myriam

(Anonymous) 2015-03-03 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
old prompt is old but I'd like to see this

Assassins Got Talents

(Anonymous) 2013-05-17 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
So I came up with this weird idea that Altair, Ezio, Connor, and Desmond are on a talent show, whose judge panel is filled with Templars like Robert de Sable, Cesare Borgia, Haytham and Vidic. Then the contestants have their own managers, like Malik is Altair's, Leonardo is Ezio's, Achilles is Connor's, then Shaun is Desmond's.
Just throw in the usual talent show drama and go crazy!
Prefer pairing: Hay/Con

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(Anonymous) 2013-12-01 11:44 am (UTC)(link)
oh my god PLEASE

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Italian Minstrel and Secret Father-Son Bonding Mission Just Don't Mix!

(Anonymous) 2013-05-17 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Inspired by this brilliant prompt:

When Haytham and Connor were free-running on the rooftops of New York to get to the abandoned brewery where Benjamin Church was supposedly hiding, there was a minstrel following them (due to Apple shenanigans, Animus malfunctioning, Ezio's ghost deciding to pop up for no apparent reason, etc.). They couldn't get rid of him no matter how hard they tried, because the middle-aged minstrel with an Italian accent was clearly very good at free-running as well! *coughEziocough* And he just wouldn't stop singing those raunchy little songs to them!

Bonus points:
- There are actual songs about Haytham and Connor in the fill, the sillier the better (like the ones Ezio sang in AC2:R, or the Valentine poem from Harry Potter).
- Connor was blushing the whole time, and almost fell off a roof.
- Haytham was trying so hard to remain his composure, but eventually failed.
- A little Hay/Con would be nice too!

Sugar-Daddy!Haytham is the ultimate pimp

(Anonymous) 2013-05-18 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
Modern day AU, in which Haytham Kenway is the CEO of Templar Industries and one of the richest men in the world. And, when you have all that money, what better way to spend it then on your harem of lovely boy-toys? And boy does Haytham have an utterly delightful harem at that.

Desmond: the youngest one, whose daddy-issues are the gift that keeps on giving
Ezio: the cheeky, flirty one who's always up for a good time
Altair: the surly one, who's got a hidden submissive streak that no one would ever suspect

And after a long day's work, Haytham loves nothing better than to come home so he can pamper and spoil his boys rotten, be it with presents or with "playtime." For their part, his boys are more than happy with the arrangement, and more than happy to show their appreciation.

Bonus points:
+ each of the boys has his own favorite kinks; Haytham is perfectly happy to make sure each of them is being completely satisfied
++ Desmond and/or Ezio like to flirt with other men, specifically to make Haytham jealous and extra possessive
+++ Haytham loves giving his boys hands-on attention, but also loves to watch them play together

Up to writer!annon how Haytham's long-lost son Connor factors into this. Maybe Haytham has a thing for Connor, and intentionally selected boy-toys who look like him. Or maybe the resemblance is a completely coincidental factor, which may or may not embarrass the living daylights out of Connor. (Would prefer the 2nd option, but I'm not that picky)
[Would really like this to be light-hearted; no angst-fest please!]

Re: Sugar-Daddy!Haytham is the ultimate pimp

(Anonymous) 2013-05-30 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
Hey I love to see this prompt filled! Sounds delicious!

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When Haytham Reads Hay/Con Fanfics...

(Anonymous) 2013-05-19 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
So Charles Lee accidentally had his hands on the Apple. Before using it for world domination or whatnot, like the jealous little bitch he was, he decided to use it against Connor - by making Haytham read Hay/Con fics so that his mentor would be disgusted by his own son, and therefore stop trying to win him over to the Templar cause.
As for pairing, Hay/Con please, though if author!anon finds some one-sided Charles/Haytham necessary, that's fine too :)

Re: When Haytham Reads Hay/Con Fanfics...

(Anonymous) 2014-11-07 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
sounds fun XD

So this is what happens when...

(Anonymous) 2013-05-19 11:47 am (UTC)(link)
...a mod closes a previously thriving kinkmeme for over a month - it dies and people move on to greener pastures.

Re: So this is what happens when...

(Anonymous) 2013-05-19 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Um, she was in hospital. Real life before Internet life.

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Supernatural AU

(Anonymous) 2013-05-19 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know if it's been on the kinkmeme yet, but, has anyone seen Supernatural Season 8 Episode 18 "Freaks and Geeks"? I saw it because of Adrian Hough, the actor of Haytham. And it struck me how much his character in that episode is just like Haytham in terms of ideology and methods. Can someone write a fill based on that episode? Length doesn't matter, just want some Haytham feels!

Re: Supernatural AU

(Anonymous) 2013-06-28 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
hffff i might try but i've been cooking up a crossover that would probably end up p long if i can't make this work


(Anonymous) 2013-05-20 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
Based on this goodie ( anon loins yearns for tall dark and handsome dominate!Kadar man-handling little big brother Malik

Re: Sayfcest

(Anonymous) 2013-07-31 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
It always startles me how much I adore these two.

Size Queen

(Anonymous) 2013-05-21 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
Somebody assumes that Connor's bulge is due to bulky undergarments. Then there's a wardrobe malfunction and it turns out that Connor isn't even wearing undergarments to begin with, and holy shit that is a big cock. They decide then and there that they will seduce Connor.

Bonus points for:
• Connor being afraid of hurting the person
• Wardrobe malfunction involving white trousers and heavy rain
• Connor being initially shy, even slightly embarassed that he's big
• As a consequence of the above, the second person lovingly worships Connor's cock to show him that it's okay to be big, and that they can work up to penetration over a series of nights if he's still scared of hurting them

Any pairings except ConHayth. Heck, make it a threesome, foursome, or even an orgy if you want!

Re: Size Queen

(Anonymous) 2013-05-26 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
eeep i want to see this filled really badly
and im glad for no conhayth as while i like that pairing a) i dont think it really fits this prompt and b) theres so much of it already! ):

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Aion AU

(Anonymous) 2013-05-21 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you guys know Aion? It's like the best MMO I ever played and I really, really, REALLY want an AU ff asdsf
I want some AltMal, Altair being an Elyos and Malik being an Asmo.
Smut is fine, not necessary, though.
(other pairings that I also really adore: Ezio/Leo, Ezio/Cristina, Connor/Kanen, Des/Shaun)
You can do with it whatever you want!

Self-fill, I guess?

(Anonymous) 2013-09-03 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
So... I wanted it so badly, I started self-filling this one. I don't think that anyone cares but I will still post it here. :3

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Kanen'tó:kon Lives

(Anonymous) 2013-05-21 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
While his wounds are bad, Kanen'tó:kon survives and recovers from his fight with Connor. When Connor returns to the homestead, Doctor White patches him up from his final confrontation with Lee. Kanen'tó:kon is waiting for Connor on the manor steps.

Re: Kanen'tó:kon Lives

(Anonymous) 2013-07-31 09:36 am (UTC)(link)
YES! Yes and a thousant yesses! It crushed me - and the DLC crushed me AGAIN! /throws rocks at Ubi

*hugs OP*

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Creepy novice Altair and his fascination with blood

(Anonymous) 2013-05-23 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
Masyaf's head surgeon dissects a body in front of the novices and explains about different organs and their functions, ways to kill, and ways to survive. There's lots of blood - Altaїr likes it.

Time/ Setting is up to you. Historical (3rd Crusade) or Modern AU, everything is fine.

Make it creepy, disturbing, gory, or all three. There shall be blood. ;)

- Malik is watching Altair and severely creeped out by the strange gleam in his eyes, but no one else notices
- add a leap in time and let Altair put his theoretical knowledge to proper use
- Altair has dreams of blood/ weird Eagle Vision disturbances (dead bodies that aren't really there or something. Make it disturbing.)

Super Bonus:
- give an explanation for Altair's fascination (?) with blood (and/or death)

Re: Creepy novice Altair and his fascination with blood

(Anonymous) 2013-05-23 09:27 am (UTC)(link)
Woah *shiver* I WANT THIS.
Anon has a huge weakness vor creepypsychopath!Altaïr.

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possible writer!anon asks

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OP answers =)

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Ahhhh random!anon here

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writer!anon here

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happy!OP is happy =)

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Writer!anon asks Otherwriter!anon...

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