Because he constantly sent his measurements to faraway artisans, Washington left many precise descriptions of his physique, but his somewhat oddly shaped body made him the bane of his tailors. His wide hips and powerful thighs caused the most trouble. In one of many letters about his ill-fitting clothes, he reproached the tailor in caustic terms: ‘I desire you to make me a pair of breeches of the same cloth as my former pair, but more accurately fitting. These breeches must be roomy in the seat, the buttons firmly sewn on ... These breeches must be made exactly to these measurements, not to those to which you imagine that they may stretch after a period of use.’
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Ron Chernow, Washington: A Life

...So, can we get a fic that gives emphasis to Washington's large booty and killer thighs, and the trouble he has trying to wear the 'ill-fitting' breeches? Perhaps Charles Lee just can't help but admire the rear of the man he detests.