Sure, Mariam and Norris like each other just fine. But they both quickly realize that they like Connor that much more. And since Mariam and Norris are both reasonable, chill people, why waste time angsting and fighting over their hot landlord when sharing is so much better? So they hatch a plan to play dumb and get Connor to "help" them get together. Connor's reward for his diligence in helping out his buddies? He gets to share their wedding bed.

I'd love to see shy!Connor at first stuttering, overwhelmed and adorably flattered by Mariam's and Norris' attraction to him...only to turn into an eager, dominant sort once those two get him going.