Italian phrasebook, in order of appearance (but not reappearance). Please note that I don’t speak any notable Italian, so, it is likely filled with errors:
Buon giorno - Good day Mio amico - My friend La mia casa è la tua - Make yourself at home (Lit: My house is yours) Mi dispiace - My apologies Solí - Alone In pace - In peace Cazzo di idiota - Fucking idiot Buon compleanno - Happy birthday Grazie - Thank you Ti amo - I love you La Rosa - The Rose Fratelli Auditore - (the) Brothers Auditore Il Assassino - The Assassin Postumi di sbornia - Hangover (lit: After-drinking effect) Chiodo scaccia chiodo - Hair of the dog (lit: Nail against nail) Caro mio - My dear La bella Italia - Beautiful Italy Bottega - Shop Lussuriosi - Lustful Corrompere i giovani - Corrupting the youth Spalliera - Headboard (of a bed) Va bene - That’s fine Pene - Penis Per favore - Please Voglio che mi scopi - I want you to fuck me Magnifico - Magnificent Troppi - Too many Bello - Beautiful Parlare di meno - Less talk Scoparmi - Fuck me Mio amore - My love
What happens after this, you may ask? Well, the prompt was only for sex; the story just wanted a bunch of plot all over itself along with a fluffy enough ending to rot teeth.
My headcanon, however, for the continuation of this story:
Ezio remains as an assassin, of course, despite his desire here for a peaceful, uneventful life. One year after this, in 1485, he uses the flying machine to infiltrate the Palazzo Ducale in a mad dash to try and save the Doge (a failed mission). That caused him to become a wanted man, and forcing him to flee Venice for a year. In 1486, he returns, only to find that Leonardo and Antonio have apparently struck up something in the interim - much to Ezio's amusement.
In 1488, Leonardo first examined the Apple, before Ezio lost it during the seige of Forlí - and the two were apart until 1492, where Ezio lost track of the Apple in Spain, and returned to Italy, where he continued the hunt for the Apple until 1498, where he had Cristina die in his arms. That event drove a permanent stake between Leonardo and Ezio, as Ezio could not bear to keep anyone near to his heart out of fear of losing them.
A fear that came true in 1499, the mere year after, when Cesare kidnapped Leonardo without Ezio even realising. In fact, Ezio only learned of this in 1502 - which... frankly did not help much on what little remained of the spark between them. The friendship, however, persisted kidnappings and beatings and Salai, and Leonardo continued to construct weapons and tools for the Assassin Order - though he refused the offer to be initiated in the Order. Ezio returned from Turkey in 1512 with Sofia, and Leonardo took the oppertunity to move to France. Both to retire, and to leave his old friend and love to raise a family without any old inventors hanging around to be a distraction. Ezio retires fully from the Assassin Order, instead focusing his time on Sofia and their two children, and on tending to his wineyard
The two met one final time in France, where Ezio came to bid his final farewells, and they shared one last kiss. And, on May 2nd, 1519, Leonardo passed away, joking that Ezio would only be a few years behind him, as the assassin had always been.
In 1524, the prediction turns true, when Ezio sits upon a bench in Florence for a rest while out with Sofia and their two children. And passes away, having at last had the peaceful life and unbloody death he had longed for for so long.
Of Artists and Assassins - Italian-English phrasebook and postscriptum
Buon giorno - Good day
Mio amico - My friend
La mia casa è la tua - Make yourself at home (Lit: My house is yours)
Mi dispiace - My apologies
Solí - Alone
In pace - In peace
Cazzo di idiota - Fucking idiot
Buon compleanno - Happy birthday
Grazie - Thank you
Ti amo - I love you
La Rosa - The Rose
Fratelli Auditore - (the) Brothers Auditore
Il Assassino - The Assassin
Postumi di sbornia - Hangover (lit: After-drinking effect)
Chiodo scaccia chiodo - Hair of the dog (lit: Nail against nail)
Caro mio - My dear
La bella Italia - Beautiful Italy
Bottega - Shop
Lussuriosi - Lustful
Corrompere i giovani - Corrupting the youth
Spalliera - Headboard (of a bed)
Va bene - That’s fine
Pene - Penis
Per favore - Please
Voglio che mi scopi - I want you to fuck me
Magnifico - Magnificent
Troppi - Too many
Bello - Beautiful
Parlare di meno - Less talk
Scoparmi - Fuck me
Mio amore - My love
What happens after this, you may ask? Well, the prompt was only for sex; the story just wanted a bunch of plot all over itself along with a fluffy enough ending to rot teeth.
My headcanon, however, for the continuation of this story:
Ezio remains as an assassin, of course, despite his desire here for a peaceful, uneventful life. One year after this, in 1485, he uses the flying machine to infiltrate the Palazzo Ducale in a mad dash to try and save the Doge (a failed mission). That caused him to become a wanted man, and forcing him to flee Venice for a year. In 1486, he returns, only to find that Leonardo and Antonio have apparently struck up something in the interim - much to Ezio's amusement.
In 1488, Leonardo first examined the Apple, before Ezio lost it during the seige of Forlí - and the two were apart until 1492, where Ezio lost track of the Apple in Spain, and returned to Italy, where he continued the hunt for the Apple until 1498, where he had Cristina die in his arms. That event drove a permanent stake between Leonardo and Ezio, as Ezio could not bear to keep anyone near to his heart out of fear of losing them.
A fear that came true in 1499, the mere year after, when Cesare kidnapped Leonardo without Ezio even realising. In fact, Ezio only learned of this in 1502 - which... frankly did not help much on what little remained of the spark between them. The friendship, however, persisted kidnappings and beatings and Salai, and Leonardo continued to construct weapons and tools for the Assassin Order - though he refused the offer to be initiated in the Order. Ezio returned from Turkey in 1512 with Sofia, and Leonardo took the oppertunity to move to France. Both to retire, and to leave his old friend and love to raise a family without any old inventors hanging around to be a distraction. Ezio retires fully from the Assassin Order, instead focusing his time on Sofia and their two children, and on tending to his wineyard
The two met one final time in France, where Ezio came to bid his final farewells, and they shared one last kiss. And, on May 2nd, 1519, Leonardo passed away, joking that Ezio would only be a few years behind him, as the assassin had always been.
In 1524, the prediction turns true, when Ezio sits upon a bench in Florence for a rest while out with Sofia and their two children. And passes away, having at last had the peaceful life and unbloody death he had longed for for so long.