Okay, so, this would take place in a modern au where everyone's alive, including Edward's pirate buddies.
So amongst the pirate buddies, there's a running pot as to whether or not Edward's son, Haytham "Dead Below the Waist" Kenway, will ever reproduce. It's been going on for years and everyone sees it is a good laugh, since they figure no one will ever be able to put up with his emotional coldness.
So imagine their shock when one day they hear the rumour that Haytham has been visiting a native woman, who happens to have a son with the Kenway nose and mouth.
Obviously, in the interests of settling the pot, they have to go and investigate this.
+++ So basically what I'm asking for is dumb pirate buddy shenanigans, with Haytham face-palming, Anne and Mary laughing in the background and Conner and Ziio just being weirded out by all of these dumbasses that keep trying to spy on them and failing. Bonus if Calico Jack falls out of a tree while spying on them and gives the jig up!
Happy modern AU with the Kenways!
So amongst the pirate buddies, there's a running pot as to whether or not Edward's son, Haytham "Dead Below the Waist" Kenway, will ever reproduce. It's been going on for years and everyone sees it is a good laugh, since they figure no one will ever be able to put up with his emotional coldness.
So imagine their shock when one day they hear the rumour that Haytham has been visiting a native woman, who happens to have a son with the Kenway nose and mouth.
Obviously, in the interests of settling the pot, they have to go and investigate this.
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So basically what I'm asking for is dumb pirate buddy shenanigans, with Haytham face-palming, Anne and Mary laughing in the background and Conner and Ziio just being weirded out by all of these dumbasses that keep trying to spy on them and failing. Bonus if Calico Jack falls out of a tree while spying on them and gives the jig up!