Someone wrote in [personal profile] asscreedkinkmeme 2014-06-26 04:44 pm (UTC)

Re: haystack

Dear God in heaven! When I read 'even a Templar' my mind immediately pictured a sobbing Charles Lee going around screaming 'Master Kenway! Where did you go, Master Kenway?'. And then Haytham suddenly pops up from a nearby haystack, hair a mess and growling 'Tha fuck you want Charles? I was sleeping, you fucker. And where the fuck is my hat?'. Lee falls to his knees and starts crying like in cartoons, with rivers of tears coming out of his eyes, 'Master Kenway! I thought I lost you'.
And then, dun dun dun... Connor pops up from beside Haytham, eyes murderous, hissing like a wounded cat 'Leeeeee! I'm going to kill youuu!' and he tries to jump Lee, but he just ends up face planting on the ground because he is so freaking hungover!!! And that's how Connor's first bender with his daddy ended.
Jesus, I laughed like a moron for half an hour straight!

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