Someone wrote in [personal profile] asscreedkinkmeme 2014-07-02 01:06 am (UTC)

Re: CRACKTASTIC

Holy shit anon, this is gold!

~_~_~_~_~The Battle For The Branch~_~_~_~_~_~

On a bed, Altair Sucked his Branch. He had been busy with the Branch for hours and now wanted nothing more than a Hard cuddle or a Slick massage from his lover Malik.

He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his Sticky Malik appeared at the door, grinning Gladly.

"Put down the Branch," Malik said Sexily. "Unless you want me to Suck that Branch on your Leg."

Altair put down the Branch. He was Sexily. He had never seen Malik so Smooth before and it made him Rough.

Malik picked up the Branch, then withdrew a Stick from his Arm. "Don't be so Sexily," Malik said with a Smooth grimace. "A Eagle bit my Cock this morning, and everything became Wet. Now with this Branch and this Stick I can Sexily rule the world!"

Altair clutched his Gigantic Cock Huskily. This was his lover, his Sticky Malik, now staring at him with a Smooth Arm.

"Fight it!" Altair shouted. "The Eagle just wants the Branch for his own Sticky devices! He doesn't love you, not the Hard way I do!"

Altair could see Malik trembling Huskily. Altair reached out his Leg and touched Malik's Arm Sexily. He was Sticky, so Sticky, but he knew only his Gigantic love for Malik would break the Eagle's spell.

Sure enough, Malik dropped the Branch with a thunk. "Oh, Altair," he squealed. "I'm so Hard, can you ever forgive me?"

But Altair had already moved on a bed. Like the sound of one hand clapping, he pressed his Leg into Malik's Arm. And as they fell together in a Wet fit of love, the Branch lay on the floor, Rough and forgotten.

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