So anon has just lost the plot playing revelations and is now inspired to share a prompt.

There was a stalker whom I noticed, and so I started walking, he followed, and I turned around once or twice just to amuse myself, and this guy shuffles awkwardly and attempts to hide a bloody big dagger behind his back, as if I hadn't noticed it.

So, I want to see a stalker fail. Maybe ezio keeps killing them, so in desperation the Templars hire their last resort, a bumbling idiot, who immediately goes and fails by being a, seen, b, caught and c, clumsy.

Any assassin outwitting a dumb stalker.

Share the humour!!!