The Auditore brothers stared at the doctor incredulously. “How is that even possible?” Federico asked.
“There aren’t any bones there!” Ezio added.
The doctor sighed. “Fractures are only usually associated with bones. A fractured penis is a tear in the penile wall. That is the cause of the curvature, softness, and yes, even the clicking sound.”
“Is there a cure?” Federico wanted to know.
“No.”
The brothers shared a dismayed look, speaking in unison. “Cazzo.”
Re: Fratelli Auditore, why am I not suprised? [filled]
The Auditore brothers stared at the doctor incredulously. “How is that even possible?” Federico asked.
“There aren’t any bones there!” Ezio added.
The doctor sighed. “Fractures are only usually associated with bones. A fractured penis is a tear in the penile wall. That is the cause of the curvature, softness, and yes, even the clicking sound.”
“Is there a cure?” Federico wanted to know.
“No.”
The brothers shared a dismayed look, speaking in unison. “Cazzo.”