Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme
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Welcome to the Animus 2.5

✠ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

✠ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

✠ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

✠ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

✠ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

✠ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

✠ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
(Livejorunal) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
(Delicious.com) Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
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Fratelli Auditore, why am I not suprised?

[(Anonymous)]

One of my favourite AC2 scenes is when Federico and Ezio go see the doctor, so I'm requesting a doctor fic. Federico and Ezio go see the doctor with a problem. The problem can be anything, as long as it's funny/embarrassing for the lulz. ;D

Re: Fratelli Auditore, why am I not suprised? [filled]

[(Anonymous)]

[better late than never, eh?]

The Auditore brothers stared at the doctor incredulously. “How is that even possible?” Federico asked.

“There aren’t any bones there!” Ezio added.

The doctor sighed. “Fractures are only usually associated with bones. A fractured penis is a tear in the penile wall. That is the cause of the curvature, softness, and yes, even the clicking sound.”

“Is there a cure?” Federico wanted to know.

“No.”

The brothers shared a dismayed look, speaking in unison. “Cazzo.”

Re: Fratelli Auditore, why am I not suprised? [filled]

[(Anonymous)]

Ahaha, oh anon. Big love to you, this is great.

writer anon

[(Anonymous)]

*grins* Thank you, I am glad you enjoyed! I leave it up to your imagination which of the brothers is the actual patient ^.~

Re: writer anon

[(Anonymous)]

I'm going to imagine it's Federico, since it is him and not Ezio who wants to know about a cure :)

Re: Fratelli Auditore, why am I not suprised? [filled]

[(Anonymous)]

I love the way this is suggesting that something happens instead of actually seeing it happen through the text.
And then, 'Cazzo.' My favorite Italian curse word!
Captcha agrees. It tells me mirma MACV: ... Yeah I have no idea what that means either.
Anon is too tired to care.

Re: Fratelli Auditore, why am I not suprised? [filled]

[(Anonymous)]

Thanks, I'm glad you liked! Humor is often like horror - what the reader imagines is better than anything I could come up with ^__^

Re: Fratelli Auditore, why am I not suprised? [filled]

[(Anonymous)]

HOW DOES A PENIS MAKE CLICKING!SOUNDS D:

writer-anon LOLS

[(Anonymous)]

Haha, beats me, I read an article once about a surgeon who'd repaired a fractured penis (it had happened because the guy was whacking it like 40 times a day) and just described the condition based on that. Embarrassing medical condition? Check. Likely to be something to have affected the Auditore brothers? Check. Voila, a fic was born ^_^

Re: writer-anon LOLS

[(Anonymous)]

I mean, guh, ouch. 40 times a day? i smell /foreveralone

But, lol, this was such an epic fill too XD You did really good, anon <3

Re: writer-anon LOLS

[(Anonymous)]

I know, right? No wonder it broke >.<

Thanks! It was *so* much fun to write ^_^