Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme
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✠ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

✠ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

✠ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

✠ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

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I <3 Slashy Trailers

[(Anonymous)]

OMG was I not the only one who thought the trailer was incredibly slashy? XDDDD. I've re-watched it so many times, and the more I do, the more Cesare sounds like an obsessive, narcissistic stalker. My headcanon has him wanting to fuck Ezio, if only because no one else lives up to his high standards (which he lists quite nicely in his little monologue). The end showdown was basically Ezio pinning him to the wall and obliging him ^_~ Ramparts sex in the light of the setting sun? SEXY.

OP has an idea for a short fic, but must resist temptation to self-fill. Perhaps I'll scribble some random Ezio/Cesare pr0n instead...

Re: I <3 Slashy Trailers

[(Anonymous)]

"My headcanon has him wanting to fuck Ezio, if only because no one else lives up to his high standards (which he lists quite nicely in his little monologue)." <- THIS. MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY.

Before this trailer I didn't really care about Cesare, but now... I WONDER IF UBI KNOWS THEY HAVE SOME FANGIRLS PLAYING THEIR GAMES??? Sseriously, that trailer had so much sexual frustration in it it's impossible to think otherwise. I hate sounding like a fangirl and I know it's actually a very normal trailer showing Cesare's hatred/respect for Ezio, even though he's dying to meet and kill him himself, but it can also be viewed as very slashy by fangirls. Ubi certainly threw double meanings there. It doesn't help that I just finished downloading the DLCs for ACII and Ezio and Leo hug each other AGAIN.

UBI'S SUCH A TEASER. Not that I'm complaining, of course.

DUDE, don't let your idea go to waste! D: Perhaps you could write it as a normal fic and share it via FF.Net or DA? I'D CERTAINLY BE GLAD TO READ IT. My inner fangirl currently craves Cesare/Ezio (or Ezio/Cesare, I don't mind either way xD).

I'd happily fill your prompt if I had enough confidence in my English to do so. *not a native speaker* And if I was inspired. I'm terrible at sexual frustration between enemies, even though that's the kind of relationship I like the most *coughKefka/Terracough*.

*headdesks*

Re: I <3 Slashy Trailers

[(Anonymous)]

Same here! I was kinda indifferent to Cesare at first, figured he'd be a cookie cutter villain, but after watching the trailer, I am finding him disturbingly hot...well, in my own he-hurts-so-pretty way XD; Ubi totally is on to us fangirls ^_~ didn't you see the post about "Flower Power Assassins"? *sporfle* That was prob a jab at us ficcers writing soppy love stories between the characters, LOL.

Mmm I really need to get the DLCs for AC2. Being a fan of dating sims (I know, such a girly girl thing), I totally expected some pairing points for getting the Ezio/Leo hug QEs, haha.

I want to write it! I'm just so bogged down with midterms right now @_@ and I have several other prompt fills that I promised people. Well, my idea was this, if you wanted to take a stab: basically, I had 3 vignettes in mind from watching the trailer, each showing Cesare cracking a little more. The first has Cesare killing one of his soldiers for fleeing the assassins who took over the Borgia tower (this is inspired by that scene in which Cesare is standing with his Papal guards). He then goes on a rant about how the Papal army is running like scared rabbits from a single assassin, though it's clear that he's also wound tight over Ezio. Second, Cesare and Michelotto are talking in the war room. Cesare had an argument with his father (that scene in the trailer where he yells, "if I want to take, I take!") who is the Pope, and hence pretty much the only person he needs to answer to in order to keep his command. His father wants them to draw back from another section of Rome, focus their efforts elsewhere, but Cesare is insistent on taking back the tower. Anyway, Michelotto can see that it is a losing strategy, but upon pressing Cesare about retreating, Cesare snaps violently at him - and you get another little crack in his facade. Finally, the last scene has Cesare poring over his maps late into the night, brooding over Ezio and getting a little paranoid thanks to all the stress/exhaustion/sexual frustration, when our dear assassin pays him a visit...

And I won't spoil the ending, cause it's a surprise. (Well, maybe not to slash fans, lol).

Re: I <3 Slashy Trailers

[(Anonymous)]

OMG WTF WHY DIDN'T I KNOW ABOUT THE FLOWER THING BEFORE *facepalm* Thanks for telling me, I totally missed that! And now I can't unsee the image of Ezio delivering flowers to his enemies instead of death. *dies*

Hahahah, the hug!!! First time I was playing it I was drinking water when it prompted me to press square in order to hug Leo and I didn't really get the idea at first, lol. When I realised Leo had his arms open and what it meant I literally jumped to my controller and started pressing it with a burning fire! xD I'm glad I did it in time to get the hug. SAD LEO IS SAD IF YOU DON'T HUG HIM >:

Dude, I totally love your first idea. Also, that scene with Cesare yelling "If I want to live, I live, if I want to take, I take!". It's definitely my favorite part in the trailer. <3 And Ezio showing behind him to. Cesare's like "SHOW UP MOTHERFUCKER" and Ezio's like: "LOL, look behind! :D"

Also like your last idea. Cesare suffering from sexual frustration amuses me for some reason.

And thanks! If I ever get inspired to write AC porn I'll ask you to beta it for me. xD

Re: I <3 Slashy Trailers

[(Anonymous)]

Also, you should totally write! I'd be more than happy to edit/beta for you ^_^. I am a huge fan of enemy hatesex too, hehehe, especially if it leads to some violent and passionate trysts...