but I was F5-ing the hell out of this as you posted. UNF. I loved every bit of this, from Lucy's irritation to Desmond's easy flirting and on and on. Every little bit was so good and the sex...UNF.

“I’ll accept a blow job in lieu of flowers,” Shaun said thickly
I think my brain short-circuited around here.

You really nailed this prompt. (Pun intented! XD )