Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.2

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.2
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Welcome to the Brotherhood

∆ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

∆ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

∆ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

∆ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

∆ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

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∆ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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Virgin kink for virgin kink meme

[(Anonymous)]

Anyone, any way. Go!

Re: Virgin kink for virgin kink meme

[(Anonymous)]

second this motion.

Its a prosthetic

[(Anonymous)]

My first prompt here!I had to join in.

Malik has just been fitted for a new Prosthetic arm. Does Altair like (with kink?) or does he disapprove? I don't care what else. Can be modern or no, anon. I just want to see Malik with a prosthetic.

Fill: Careful Touch 1/1

[(Anonymous)]

It's completely odd, Malik thinks as he sits on the not-couch at the prosthetist's office, waiting for the doctor to come in, that just when he finally gets used to not having an arm, someone with the ability to help him regain his lost limb surfaces. He wants to call it ironic, perhaps even richly so, but feels that the word somehow doesn't measure up to what is happening.

It had been Altair's idea, shockingly enough. A fake arm - prosthetic, they called it. Made out of metal and wire and sometimes something that looked like living flesh, if the customer wanted it to. Truthfully, when it had first been suggested, Malik had laughed. He'd laughed himself sick, bent over the table so he wouldn't fall down. Then, after he'd finished laughing, he'd locked himself in his room until Kadar got tired of being left out in the cold and ordered Altair to climb in through the vents above his room and force him out. Both boys had been smacked for it, rather forcefully.

Despite his reservations, he still sits here and waits for the doctor, because while he's grown used to not having an arm, he still yearns for his lost limb. He's not proud to say it, and will never admit such a weak notion out loud, but it is the truth.

The doctor finally comes in, a woman whose all smiles, and they begin to discuss the new arm in question. It will take a week to get his choice of arm properly fitted, but after that he will have an arm again. Although Malik's face is calm and composed, inside his nerves flutter with anxiety. He is so used to being abnormal with one arm, so used to fending off concerns with barbed comments and cold looks, so used to the underhanded methods fellow employees try to take because of his disability (or what they call it anyway) that he isn't sure he recalls how to be "normal".

Hopefully he can find out soon.

------

A week passes by in glorious speed, and all too soon Malik is back at the doctor's office, hand digging into the not-couch as they fit the cap onto the severed part of his arm. It's painful, but no more so than losing his arm the first time. After that, its like connecting the final piece of the jigsaw; the arm clicks as it settles into the cap, and after the doctor fiddles around a moment more she takes a step back and nods. His heart pounding, Malik gingerly raises the arm and rolls it.

It moves.

He clenches his fist, straightens the arm, rolls his wrist - every movement is as flawless and easy as it is on his regular arm, as if there's nothing wrong to begin with. His lips are pressed firm, but his eyes tell of his joy. He quietly thanks the doctor as he slips on his coat - momentarily forgetting he has two arms again - and walks out the door, heading for home. Altair will be pleased, he thinks.

-------

Altair is more than pleased. The bronze-skinned assassin grins as he examines the fake, gently running fingers over the not-skin that's in the same shade as his regular skin. Malik enjoys the attention, although he still throws a few sour comments in for the sake of making it seem otherwise.

The trouble doesn't start until later that night, when Malik finds himself in the bathroom, pausing before he takes a shower. The fingertips of his normal hand hover over where his fake arm is connected in hesitation. He has always taken his before bed showers one-handed. The idea of doing otherwise feels... unnaturally wrong for some reason. Almost as if the other arm has no place within the shower.

So he takes the fake out.

-------

Altair frowns when he returns from the shower minus one arm. "Why did you take it out?"

"It was bothering me."

There is no explanation beyond that, but Malik knows Altair understands. The assassin had to get a prosthetic ring finger for his left hand a while back, and while he wears it during the day, he always takes it off during his jobs. He's used to handling his weapons without it, and doesn't need it despite what his boss insists upon.

He climbs into bed then frowns again. The cap feels weird against his bed, almost intrusive. Again he hesitates. The cap is what connects it all - if it is removed, he may not be able to put the arm back in. Then again, does it really matter? He's lost his arm once - he can lose it again.

He removes the cap, placing it gingerly on the bedside table before rolling to face Altair. In the darkness, fingers stroke his neck and shoulder as they do every bedtime. When they reach the area where the cap was though--

Malik cries out in alarm as a bolt of white-hot pleasure shoots through him, straight to his groin. Altair's fingers freeze, but that only makes it worse. It was true that after the loss of his arm his stump was sensitive, but never so sensitive that it caused feelings like these! He writhes and fights to get away from Altair, who is suddenly holding him down and touching the flesh expertly, stroking it gently and listening to Malik's hitched gasps and whimpers.

In the darkness the assassin smiles and rolls on top of the man, grinding their erections together. Malik is not the only one effected by this new development. The sounds are like drugs to the assassin, and they get even better when Altair kisses the flesh, licking and sucking at the small areas where the needles when it. It proves to be too much for the older man despite his prowess in bed; one sharp suck is all it takes and he's arching back as he comes, shaking badly as he goes blind.

Altair stills above him, hissing through his teeth as he grinds against Malik, rinsing the last visages of pleasure from his own system, sighing when he's finally drained dry. He collapses against Malik, but none of the usual banter assaults him. The raven-haired man is unconscious, and it isn't long before Altair follows him.

Lol we filled the meme

[(Anonymous)]

Assassin's Creed 2 never happened.

Desmond never gets saved. Lucy holds a grudge against Desmond for leaving the brotherhood, just like everyone else in the Brotherhood. So they let him rot, hell, they use his captivity as an opportunity to gain more information from the Animus. Desmond is emotionally and mentally abused horribly during his stay, he hallucinates, and slowly goes crazy.

When he has outlived his usefulness in the Animus they send him downstairs for actual medical testing. Fuck him up. Seriously, do not hold back. You know that gang rape fic? Do that.

One thing that would be awesome? Hypothermia due to exposure of some kind. His cell is bare, there is nothing in this cell but the pants on his ass.

Bonus points: Shaun, and Rebecca are in the story, and since Shaun wasn't born an assassin he is left out of the loop as to the real reason why Desmond was abandoned. Eventually he hears Lucy and Rebecca talking about the truth, and he feels really bad. He sympathizes with why Desmond left. He hacks in to the security system and watches from afar watching the suffering of a person he will never know.

Make me cry, goddamnit. Make me not want to read the end because it's so damned sad.

Do it. >:C

Re: Lol we filled the meme

[(Anonymous)]

Could anon get a link to said gang-rape fic?

Also, anon might attempt this...But I'm really...not good.
At a lot of things.

[(Anonymous)]

So, having just played through the Auditore execution scene again, I really want some family interaction.

Let's say that the three Auditores survived the execution somehow, but could not be reunited with the rest of the family for years (for whatever reason...maybe they were kept prisoner). By the time they make it to the Auditore Villa in Monteriggioni, Ezio is already in Venice or is on his way there. Hearing of his troubles, Federico and Giovanni go to Venice - cue reunion and shock at how much Ezio has changed and become ruthless.

Oh, and of course Ezio's relationship with Leonardo is another shock.

TL;DR: Ezio's family survived the execution, but he didn't know it. Giovanni and Federico meet up with him in Venice and are shocked by how much he's changed and his relationship with Leonardo.

Seconded OMGGGG

[(Anonymous)]

FFFFFFFFFF This. This needs to be written.
Writer-anons out there. Make this happen PLEASE!!
I'll offer my first internet-soul!/cries

needs more asscreed 1 love

[(Anonymous)]

i got this idea while replay assassins creed.

altair x informant - he wants something from altair in exchange for some information: sex.

it can be as simple as a blow job or altair bent over, getting taken.

bonus for malik finding out, leading him to be jealous.

Informant Blowjob

[(Anonymous)]

Altair blinked and stared at the informant. He could not have just heard what he thought he heard. The informant looked back at him, smiling under his face-cloth. Altair glanced around, but there were no convenient places to stash the informant’s body.

Right, well, since he couldn’t just kill him for his insolence, it looked like he would have to go through with it. Altair grimaced and sank to his knees. There was already a tent in the informant’s pants. Slowly he reached out to the waistband, the informant helping him pull down his pants. His cock nearly smacked the assassin in the face. It was only half-hard and already looked like it could choke at least a goat. It smelled like sweat and musk, making his nose wrinkle. He had never enjoyed this with Malik; he much preferred to be on the receiving side.

Altair sighed and steeled himself, reaching out to grasp it firmly, stroking it to get it hard as quickly as possible. He didn’t want to linger over this. When the cock began to drool onto his hand, he took a deep breath and, covering his teeth with his lips, began to suck. Bobbing his head and laving at the slit every time he drew back, he ignored the groans above him. Listening would have made him lose all control and bite down. Listening would have just reminded him of what he had used to have with Malik. The cock in his mouth felt enormous now, nearly choking him as the informant began to thrust. Again, the assassin swallowed his pride and allowed the man above him to tangle his fingers in his short hair. He just wanted it over with so he could go kill his damn target.

With a final thrust down his throat, the informant released with a gasp. The slimy seed trickled down his throat, forcing him to swallow. He’d have to vomit later. Pulling back, Altair wiped the drool that had trickled from the corners of his mouth away with the back of his hand. The informant was leaning against the wall, still panting with his pants around his thighs. “The square,” he gasped, a dazed yet satisfied look in his eyes, “you’ll find him in the city square.” Altair grunted and strode out of the alleyway as quickly as possible, spitting in the dirt at its mouth.
* * *
“Well, done,” Malik greeted him sarcastically, “you only managed to have half the city’s guard chasing you.” Altair grunted and crossed his arms. “No witty words, Altair?” the dai mocked, “Is your mouth filled with too many cocks?”

Altair’s head shot up. Malik smirked at the look of humiliation on his face. “You think I wouldn’t know? He’s been bragging all over the city about how the great assassin Altair was on his knees before him, without a word of protest.” An ugly note of jealousy stained his voice. “So nice to know what we had meant so much to you. Then again, I don’t know why I’m surprised. You never did seem the faithful type.”

Altair wanted to shout about how he had never taken another to bed with him after Malik, how the informant had forced him to do so to get the information in time. He settled for bowing his head in humiliation. He flinched at the disgust in Malik’s next words.

“You can get your own dinner tonight. Here’s some money; you don’t have to sell yourself tonight.”

Sad Leo = No, no.

[(Anonymous)]

Went to give Leonardo a Codex Page today and he was looking so sad. He didn't sound happy at all to get another Codex. D':

Have Ezio cheer him up! 8D

i.e. cheer-up sex?



^{Anon prefers Leo to bottom. ;P}

Friendship´s Duties (1/?)

[(Anonymous)]

Ezio knocked and entered Leonardo´s workshop.
He had another codex page for his friend, but if he was honest with himself, he would have visited Leonardo anyway.
The life that Ezio led didn´t grant him much freetime. He would love to visit Leonardo more, but often he couldn´t afford it, always on the run, always in pursuit.
"Ciao, amico mio," he greeted Leonardo.
Leonardo stood bent over a table, sketching something. At the sound of Ezio´s voice, he dropped the quill and turned around.
"Ezio! So good to see you, my friend," he took a few steps forward and Ezio wrapped him into a tight embrace. Normally, his friend would smile and relax into the embrace, but today he was tense and unyielding.
"I have a codex page for you," Ezio announced. He watched Leonardo´s face closely. His lips shaped a smile, his voice said "Thank you, how exciting," but his eyes remained sad.
"Is something the matter, Leonardo?" he asked concerned.
"It is nothing, Ezio, please, sit, I will work on the codex page," Leonardo led him over to the chair that had become Ezio´s.
Ezio sat down, but grabbed Leonardo´s wrist to keep him from leaving.
"What´s wrong? You seem...sad," he said. He had never seen Leonardo sad. Always happy, sometimes mischievous, excited, manic at times, but never sad.
Leonardo´s eyes were downcast. "It´s nothing, Ezio, really,"
"Leonardo, if it´s one thing that I know, it is that nothing is never nothing. You can tell me anything." He caught Leonardo´s eyes and saw anguish. "Leonardo."
He clasped Leonardo´s hands in his own.
"Have I done something wrong?" Ezio inquired.
Leonardo sputtered. "What? Why would you think that?"
"Experience. Normally, when someone tells me that it´s nothing I have done something wrong, and they expect me to apologize, often I didn´t even know what I was apologizing for. Have I offended you? Burdened you with work? I know that you have your patrons and projects and yet I keep coming with the codex pages"
"Ezio, Ezio, nothing of that sort," Leonardo smiled, but it was a sad little smile. "Let me return to my work, maybe the codex will contain instructions or designs for a new weapon."
"Oh no, I will not let you work for me when you are not feeling alright. As your friend, it is my solemn duty to cheer you up and bug you until you do what I tell you to, and I´m telling you to smile and be happy."
Leonardo laughed. "You are incorrigible," he said.
"And you´re my best friend. Come, let me show you something."
Never having released Leonardo´s hands, he dragged his friend out of the workshop.
"Where are we going? Ezio, the guards-"
"Don´t worry, leonino, where we go, there are no guards."
He led Leonardo to a ladder and waited for his friend to climb up. He followed him swiftly, albeit without using the ladder. "Show-off," his friend said grinningly.
"You don´t know the half of it," Ezio replied. He stepped in front of Leonardo and crouched down. "Hop up," he commanded.
"What?"
"Leonardo, you are neither stupid nor deaf. Climb onto my back,"
"But-"
"No buts, no regrets, just do it. I won´t let you fall." He turned his head and looked into Leonardo´s eyes. Thee was something in Leonardo´s eyes that he couldn´t decipher. Slowly, Leonardo inched forward, hesitantly beginning to climb onto Ezio´s back. Abruptly, Ezio stood up, Leonardo released a small yelp and clung to Ezio´s shoulders.
"Wrap your legs around my waist, you need to hold on tightly. I need my arms, I can´t hold you up by myself."
Leonardo nodded, wrapping his legs around Ezio´s waist and gripping his shoulders tightly.
"Are you sure this is a good idea?"
"No, but that never stopped me before," Ezio retorted, grinned and began to run. Leonardo´s first instinct was to close his eyes and cling tighter, but after a few seconds, he opened his eyes again. Venice rushed by them, a whirlwind of colors, the people below small smears of paint and above them the grand sky. It was beautiful. He saw the roofs of Venice rush by, Ezio running fast over ropes, jumping from ledges, until he reached his destination. "That´s the basilica. Ezio, don´t tell me you want to-"
"Oh yes!"
"Hey, wait, Ezio, you can´t-"

Anon Just Had an Image of Lorenzo with a Crop

[(Anonymous)]

Lorenzo/Gioivanni (In that order). D/s-ish, sadomasochistic fun. 8D

Failures are unacceptable to Lorenzo; Giovanni fails one of his assassination assignments from Lorenzo at some point. As punishment, he withdraws his presence from Giovanni and bars him from seeking him out for a period of time; all is forgiven and Gio's back into Il Magnifico's good graces after Lorenzo summons him to the palazzo sometime during the night.

POINTS AND ANON'S ADMIRATION IF WRITE!ANON CAN INCLUDE A HORSE CROP AND GIO'S LOVELY FLESH. *A*

Anon is just craving for some good angst on Gio's part. GIO MUST FEEL HORRIBLE AND CRUSHED AFTER FAILING LORENZO AND CRAVE BEING FORGIVEN. C:

Re: Anon Just Had an Image of Lorenzo with a Crop

[(Anonymous)]

THIS. TTTTTTTHHHHHHIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. IT WOULD MAKE MY LIFE.

This writer!anon might contribute skills to such a worthy endeavour :V

Leonardo's a size queen

[(Anonymous)]

I mean, dude makes a ton of giant fucking things. He *loves* scale. Anyway, he's in a relationship with Ezio, and it's going well and all, but then someone who is *not* Ezio happens to have a Very Big Package. Huge tackle. Large schlong. Etc. Cue in Leonardo's worshiping the humongous cock+balls and the man it happens to be attached to, complete with slutty bottoming sexy times and all. Then Ezio finding out and more (albeit rougher) sexy times follow the epic fight they have over it.

Anon would like to request a bottom Leonardo, and lots of hawt dirty sex. Large tackle guy can be someone unexpected (Volpe? Mario? Lorenzo? Antonio?) or an OMC. Please make this happen, Anons!

Re: Leonardo's a size queen

[(Anonymous)]

SECONDED, can't wait for someone to fill this, burning for this so bad, etc etc!

This anon would love it if either La Volpe or Mario is the one with the big salami. :D

Mama can't buy me love...

[(Anonymous)]

...so Anon would like to see Ezio buy Leo that little wooden mannequin instead. Come on! Leo's been feelin' down and neglected, and Ezio brings him a present! (Can be causal, or a complete accident.) Fluffy, angsty, tack on some smut... Whatever! Just make sure Ezio bought the thing. Stealing it doesn't count.

Bonus points if Leo is being all grumpy-face over Ezio's proposed conquest of Caterina Sforza. He's probably still frazzled over getting shot at too.

Re: Mama can't buy me love...

[(Anonymous)]

...I think I need to take this one. I've seen (and requested, and gotten) variations on this theme, but not with the bonus points. So I am going to make a version that includes the BP as well.

MINE. MY PROMPT. MIIIIINEEEEE.

*ahem*

:D

More love?

[(Anonymous)]

W00t! New prompt folder! Can I get some fluff or angst, (I don't really mind which) with Altair and Malik? Maybe Altair takes Malik out for a night time climb? I dunno anons, just go with what you come up with. XD

Re: More love?

[(Anonymous)]

This sounds adorable, and I'm always looking to write more AltMal. :) On it.

Bend Over And--

[(Anonymous)]

So, being the resident nerd of the group, Shaun probably also takes care of medic-duties, since Rebecca's probably better than patching technology together than people.

Shaun/Des, medical kink~

Re: Bend Over And--

[(Anonymous)]

unf unf unf yes <3

Caterina Pegs Ezio

[(Anonymous)]

We don't see enough Caterina!

Anon, I'd love to see Caterina tying Ezio up and then having her wicked way with him--with a strap-on.

Bonus points for orgasm denial. Extra bonus points if Caterina doesn't let him come 'cause she's saving his cock for herself later. My first born if Ezio ends up coming so hard he passes out.

Re: Caterina Pegs Ezio

[(Anonymous)]

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN--

Dude, WTH. Seconding like there's no tomorrow.

RAAAGGGEEEEE!!!

[(Anonymous)]

Just finished Brotherhood, I'm in rage mode at the moment (what's with Assassin's Creed having horrible cliffhangers?) ...please cheer me up with some Shaun/Desmond lovin'. Desmond sneaks into Shaun's sleeping bag and demands for the man to fuck him out of nowhere. Shaun will at first be in shock, then nervous, then "I want to but the girls are here!", and finally, who cares? and fucks Desmond.

Re: RAAAGGGEEEEE!!!

[divinebird.livejournal.com]

DUDE. I'm delurking here because I need to ask questions of someone who's played it already. Would you be interested in emailing me about this? I don't care about spoilers much (except the very end) but I have questions about some of the characters. Help a girl out?

:D

Ooops

[(Anonymous)]

Aha missed the message about deleting the posts....Sooo....

Desu going to town on himself with anal toys.

Bonus if he talks dirty to himself.

Bonus bonus if he had been walking around earlier w/ a butt plug.

BONUS bonus bonus if Shaun knows/is watching.

PLZ.

Re: Ooops

[(Anonymous)]

seconded!

Continuations

[(Anonymous)]

Sorry, I don't have an account here and have no idea how to PM somebody.

Where do we go if we want to continue a fill? Is there a past-parts fill place like in the Hetalia kink meme?

Re: Continuations

[(Anonymous)]

Fills are still allowed in Pt 1, just not new requests. Post fills on their requested thread.

Hey what's that guy doing there OH MY GOD IT'S MY ANCESTOR :U

[(Anonymous)]

So here's my train of thought:

Recently been playing Brotherhood, nonstop, for hours on end. So I was super happy when I realized you could run around outside the Animus whenever you want. And then I got pretty curious. Even at night, you'd think there'd be at least someone outside, right? And then, for some reason, I immediately thought: The only person I'd want Desmond to meet while he was there would be Ezio.

Of course, the only way that could EVER happen is if Ezio became immortal via a Piece of Eden. Which would sorta make sense.

So I would like Desmond to be running around the city, stretching his legs, and stumble across Ezio dressed in normal clothes (but with his hood up and some other sort of disguise so Des doesn't recognize him at first), sitting on the roof of the Villa, very calmly watching the night sky. They sit, they chat, they become good friends, and dawn approaches. So Lucy screams in Desmond's earpiece to get his butt back to the Sanctuary, and Desmond has to go. Ezio (who he still doesn't know is Ezio) says it's all right, he had to go too, then removes his hood, grins, and says, "Good luck, Desmond. Minerva's got one hell of a plan for you."

Then leap-of-faith's outta there.

Leaving a very thoroughly confused Des.

Sorry it's so detailed, but I absolutely suck at writing, and would love to see this filled. Whoever does will get a drawing of their choice from me. Please, I just really wanna see this happen. ;n;

Re: Hey what's that guy doing there OH MY GOD IT'S MY ANCESTOR :U

[(Anonymous)]

That right there? Is absolutely FASCINATING. If only because I'm a sucker for "Altair/Ezio is still alive due to the Piece of Eden" stories, because obviously, they're both WAY too awesome to die like mere mortals.

Anyway, it sucks I'm so damned busy with work, as I'd get on that in a heartbeat...

Cesare/Lucrezia

[(Anonymous)]

And it's even canon!
Would someone write some pervy incestious loving for this anon?

Re: Cesare/Lucrezia

[(Anonymous)]

Snaggin' this for real. (I've been dying for someone to request this--ironically, I was going to request it a few seconds ago until I saw this post).

Hope OP doesna mind the fact that I don't go into the graphic bits.

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multiplayer love

[(Anonymous)]

prowler x doctor - aphrodisiac

gotta have more multiplayer love

Re: multiplayer love

[(Anonymous)]

I second this

so bad

Buying Brotherhood...

[(Anonymous)]

So, 2 days ago, I went to go pick up my pre-ordered and already paid for copy of Brotherhood with my friend.... who just so happened to be dressed up as Ezio (or Ezia since my friend is a girl...xD)
Which leads me to 2 prompts!
1) Ezio is somehow transported to like 2010 somewhere in close proximity of a gamestop or other game store. Upon seeing the poster for brotherhood and wondering why the heck he's on it, he goes inside and somehow aquires his own copy of the game. But before that, everyone in the store thinks he's cosplaying and try to take pictures with their camera phones... and yeah. and then stuff with him playing the game and what not
Bonus Points if he tries to steal one of the camera phones to give to Leonardo if they ever meet again.

and (idk if it's already been requested or not...)

2) One of Leonardo's experiments went horribly wrong... and Ezio became a girl.
Please make this funny to the point where I end up suffocating from laughing too much. :] oh! and fluff or even smut would be a great addition to it.

Fill for 2nd: The Master has boobs?

[(Anonymous)]

Filling for the second prompt~
_______

"Leonardo!" The voice that came from the smoke and light wasn't deep with an older man's tilt. No. The voice was lighter and higer, a woman's. Leonardo wondered and panicked for a moment that a female patron or servant sent from one had came into the shop dispite the 'No Entry' sign. But did he know any women who'd address him so fomerly? And the pattern of speech was very familiar...

"E-Ezio?"

"Leonardo! Merda! What have you done to me???" A woman suddenly stepped out of the smoke. A tall, unfamiliar woman. She glared at the artist with familiar brown eyes, all the while her frown of displeasure pulling against a lip scare. She struggled to keep her pants from falling, since the size and belt was set for a man's size. She also seemed struggling to breathe. It might have someone to do with the great strain her bosom was placing on the tight tight shirt that was Ezio's.

Da Vinci stood with mouth agape. Had the experiment...turned Ezio into a woman??? "Is it you, Ezio? Or do you have a twin I never knew of and this is one clever trick?"

"No, its ME!" The woman certainly glared and shouted just in the ways Ezio did. She finally tore at her shirt with one hand, popping ties and buttoms until she could breathe and the curves of her breasts revealed (and about ready to fall out). "You-you turned me into a woman! Change me back! I can't work like this! If I go back to the Brotherhood no one will believe me! And how can I assassinate with all this weight on my chest???" She dropped her pants and took hold of her breasts to make a point. The motion made her stop and look down at them....and then squeezed them slowly.

"I had no idea this would happen. But Ezio! How exciting! How does it feel? Does that sudden weight really throw off your balance? I wonder what other things have changed... stride? Movements?" Then Lenardo clapped his hands in delight. "Aha! Ezio, you could help me complete my sketches of the female body! Since I can't cut a woman's body for anatomy or hire one to stand nude for paintings, but since I know you I can! Come come, take the clothes off! I must see!"

"LEONARDO!"

Ezio/Claudia

[(Anonymous)]

Ezio and Claudia harbour a dark secret and playing peeping Tom on Lucrezia and Cesare reminds Ezio of it. Incestkink, obviously. :D

Re: Ezio/Claudia

[(Anonymous)]

IT'S MINE. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Hey, Claudia needs some hearts too, yanno; I feel so bad for her)

[(Anonymous)]

I can't help but giggle like a stupid fangirl when either Shaun helps Desmond with the Truth videos, or they have a conversation. They're just so dorky, and Desmond actually seems totally interested in what Shaun has to say, especially in Brotherhood(I would exit the at everyone beginning of a new sequence, just to watch Desmond and Shaun talk).

So I want me some Shaun and Desmond geeking out on some history, or talking about one of the glyphs/clusters that they solved, and geeking out even more on that. If you want, you can have them realize that they are perfect for each other and hook up. Hell, they can have sex if you want :D

[(Anonymous)]

I second this so much. The more I play Brotherhood, the more I realize how much Desmond and Shaun really get along. I started paying more attention to their arguments- which weren't really arguments at all; it was more like playful banter. Being the only two guys in the group, I get the feeling they understand each other a little more than they do Rebecca or Lucy- and also, they're usually the only ones cracking jokes, sarcastic or otherwise. I love how they don't get too offended at anything the other says.

DO IT. DO IT, ANON.

SHE IS ONE OF US

[(Anonymous)]

Maria Auditore find the concept of two men rolling around in bed a total turn on, and sometimes has dirty fantasies of her husband and his employer. C:

She masturbates to SEXY LORENZO/GIO THOUGHTS while Giovanni is away on a particularly long mission. WOMEN MUST TAKE CARE OF THEIR DESIRES SOMEHOW. Derp derp derp.

Re: SHE IS ONE OF US

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, DO WANT.

Considering how much Giovanni and Maria seem to completely trust each other in canon, especially in the Lineage movie, I can TOTALLY see her being all cool with Lorenzo and Giovanni's "special" relationship, especially in a "the more, the merrier way."

Brotherhood prompt; Shaun/Desmond

[(Anonymous)]

Sorry if it sounds vague, dont want to spoil anything...

Prompt for anons who have finished Brotherhood. So after that last scene at the end, Desmond is left angsting away. Shaun takes advantage of this, and they talks him into having sex. After he's done fucking the poor guy, Shaun starts feeling horribly guilty for taking advantage of Desmond while he's hurting. Of course, what he doesn't know is that Desmond doesn't mind, its just he wished it could have been different or whatever. Sorry for being so vague but I don't want to spoil it!!!

Re: Brotherhood prompt; Shaun/Desmond

[(Anonymous)]

WTF?
YOU FINISHED BROTHERHOOD ALREADY???!!!!! O.o
(GASPS)

Anyway, I second this for shiz: Sorry Shaun is a turn-on itself.

Shaun/Lucy

[(Anonymous)]

So yeah, I've seen Desmond/Lucy, Desmond/Shaun, Desmond/Rebecca, Rebecca/Lucy, Shaun/Rebecca.....

We just need one more to come full circle.

It can work.... right?
This anon isn't picky.
Anything would be great.

Re: Shaun/Lucy

[(Anonymous)]

SECONDED Anon wants this so bad.