PLEASE.

OH GOD.

I don't care how it works! The girls reprogramme Baby to jam Desmond in their favourite move? Shaun wishes Des away? WHAT-THE-FUCK-EVER.

I want Leonardo as the helpful worm. I want Malik as Hoggle. I want Ezio as Sir Diddimus. I want Altair as Ludo. AND I WANT DAVID BOWIE/DESMOND BUTTSECKS WITH SINGING.