Inspired by this awesome misfire & fill:
http://forkinsocket.livejournal.com/19704.html?thread=3622648#t3622648

I would like Desmond, Ezio, and/or Altair to fuck food. Maybe Desmond finds a delicious, unattended cake. Ezio humps a plate of warm spaghetti. And for Altair... well, hummus is both delicious and smooth. Sexy or funny (or both!)- it's up to you.

Bonus points if they are caught by their sidekick.