Don't be sad OP, really, as someone who had been more up front when boobs were handed out, I can tell you they're no fun to have at all, and I know guys secretly like them better, as they don't know what to do with the big ones! Be proud of what you do have! Don't make me use smileys to prove my point!

I for one will like this prompt! (though, I might be biased, because I have a kink for Cesare/Lucrezia)