It feels so incredibly cruel to actually WANT this, but god damn I do. Had I known how to write properly, I'd give it a shot but... c'est impossible.
It'd be almost too kind of the guards merely calling Altaïr and Malik fags though, given the century and the various religious shit that went on. It'd quickly escalate to "Let's stone the heathens to death!" cue chase, some hiding in rooftop gardens and crazily hot man-love, because Altaïr and Malik are offended and takes revenge in a sexy way. And some guard-killing.
This anon also feels sorry for OP, and lets OP know that he was probably just jealous 'cause you have friend and he/she haven't.
Re: Damn Homophobes
It'd be almost too kind of the guards merely calling Altaïr and Malik fags though, given the century and the various religious shit that went on. It'd quickly escalate to "Let's stone the heathens to death!" cue chase, some hiding in rooftop gardens and crazily hot man-love, because Altaïr and Malik are offended and takes revenge in a sexy way. And some guard-killing.
This anon also feels sorry for OP, and lets OP know that he was probably just jealous 'cause you have friend and he/she haven't.