Driveby!anon thought this was sexy as hell. I don't care if it is weird, the thought of slippery noodles clenched around a cock was fucking hot. (Besides, rule 34! I'm sure this isn't the first instance of food porn out there XD) Also, it's now put lovely thoughts in my head of Leonardo making Ezio "demonstrate" this little obsession of his for his own amusement.

Thank you for this. And Desmond/Cake would also be welcomed. :D