I cannot tell you how perfect this is. I'm so lucky I was alone while I read this because I was seriously losing my shit.

Under no circumstances are you to touch that cake, you fucking cake rapist.
Without a doubt, the greatest bit of internal dialogue ever.

It was crumbled apart on one side and covered in semen. They would probably notice something off
LMAOOOOO

And Shaun's reaction was superb.

Anon, this is truly a work of crackysexyfunny art. Thank you so much!