Someone wrote in [personal profile] asscreedkinkmeme 2011-03-18 04:53 am (UTC)

SEX EDUCATION

So anyway, Ezio has to teach the Novices about sex, and it goes like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u02KFm67uIc&feature=player_detailpage#t=221s

Oh yeah and the Novices are actual 5 year olds.....and instead of dolls it's La Volpe, Leonardo, Claudia, and Maria(yes HIS MOM) he's using as demonstrative tools. WHILE HE'S PORKING IT FROM BEHIND.

Machiavelli walks in on it, and jizzes in his pants.

It is agreed that Ezio is a bad sex ed teacher or person, or just a monster in general, and all of the children are traumatized.

BONUS POINTS if everyone is wearing fingerless gloves.


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