Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.2

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.2
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∆ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

∆ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

∆ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

∆ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

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∆ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
(Livejorunal) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
(Delicious.com) Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
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Discussion

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SEX EDUCATION

[(Anonymous)]

So anyway, Ezio has to teach the Novices about sex, and it goes like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u02KFm67uIc&feature=player_detailpage#t=221s

Oh yeah and the Novices are actual 5 year olds.....and instead of dolls it's La Volpe, Leonardo, Claudia, and Maria(yes HIS MOM) he's using as demonstrative tools. WHILE HE'S PORKING IT FROM BEHIND.

Machiavelli walks in on it, and jizzes in his pants.

It is agreed that Ezio is a bad sex ed teacher or person, or just a monster in general, and all of the children are traumatized.

BONUS POINTS if everyone is wearing fingerless gloves.

Re: SEX EDUCATION

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded! Ezio would be a monster like that. I can imagine the children pleading for him to stop but he'd be like, " No, this is natural!"

Re: SEX EDUCATION

[(Anonymous)]

omg yes please make this