So this is total crack but this Anon is craving the Ass creed boys to have a gamer night and play themselves in their corresponding Assassin's Creed games and totally suck at it.

Bonus Points if Ezio comments about how unflattering the digital character of him is.

Mega Ultra Bonus Points if Altair and Malik are play together and Malik is able to play it better with one hand than Altair can with two.

Supreme Bonus Points if you can work in some kind of slash, into such a gen prompt.