Ezio, one day, decides to shave his butt, as usual, and suddenly, a robber named Altair breaks into his home and somehow slams into the other. Ezio thinks Altair is his long lost cousin who was scheduled to visit him soon (poor Desmond), and welcomes him; Altair just goes along with it, in order to not get caught, but much to his chagrin, he is actually made to live with the guy ("Cousin, here is your room. Why the hell do you have all black on? I thought white was your favorite color?"). Yet, a strange relationship develops, and Altair realizes that he doesn't want to leave ...