Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.2

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.2
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List of Kinks
(Livejorunal) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
(Delicious.com) Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
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Discussion

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[(Anonymous)]

Okay, so Lucy shows Desmond alliance with the assassins at the end of AC1.
I want a fic about Desmond missing the reference and just wondering why she's thrown up the shocker.

[(Anonymous)]

Desmond wasn’t exactly sure what he was saying. It was coming out in a flood of panic and frustration and maybe it wasn’t very convincing because it looked like Lucy was ignoring his increasingly loud rant.

“I am screwed, ok? What do you want me to do?” he finished. He was completely helpless and she was just fucking standing there.

“Just try and have a little faith,” she said softly, holding up her hand.

He glanced down, barely registering the fact that she had great tits because he already knew that. He’d had little else to think about in his free time.

No, what was holding his attention was the gesture she was making.

“What the fuck?” Desmond shouted, throwing his hands into the air again in exasperation. “How does that help anything?”

Lucy’s eyes narrowed as she shook her head slightly.

“Desmond, what-”

“God, am I fucking speaking English right now? People are down there dying!” He flipped her off. “Does that translate?”

“Desmond!”

She angrily waved her hand in his face.

“I get it! Two in the rut, one in the butt. But there are people dead because of me! Do you have any idea what that’s like?”

Lucy pinched the bridge of her nose.

“Yeah, Desmond. Actually I do.”

“Really?” he said sarcastically, pleased by the amount venom he managed to cram into two syllables. “Did you finger them to death?”

Lucy glared at him.

“Rest up, Desmond. You’re going to need the energy.” She brushed past him, returning to the Animus screen.

“Don’t you think you should wash your hands first?” He smirked at his own joke.

“No Desmond, I don’t,” she said clearly, not taking her eyes off of the panel. “Aren’t you tired?”

“Yeah, you know what? I am. I’m tired of asking questions and knowing even less than when I got here because you can’t give me a goddamn straight answer. I’m tired of saving citizens and eavesdropping on boring conversations over and over again. And I’m tired of that fucking thing,” he said, pointing to the Animus. “It sucks and my back hurts.” It was a lame finish, he knew, so he stormed into his room in an attempt to preserve a bit of dignity.

He could have sworn he heard Lucy laughing after the door had closed.

[(Anonymous)]

...I actually didn't know what the gesture meant until I looked it up at UrbanDictionary. :x

But now, I am loling hard. Thanks writer!anon~ ♥

[(Anonymous)]

Thank you! :)

urbandictionary has saved me so many times, it's not even funny. It's like having an incredibly inventive and perverted Jeeves by my side.

OP~

[(Anonymous)]

Thank you <3333333 So wonderful!

Re: OP~

[(Anonymous)]

Thank you :) I'm glad you liked it!

holy fucking shit

[(Anonymous)]

This... this wins the k!meme. Just shut it down. Nothing can surpass how lulzy and amazing this is.

Your Desmond was *spot* on. <3

Re: holy fucking shit

[(Anonymous)]

lol thank you so much! :)

[(Anonymous)]

ROFL. I'm clearly as thick as Desmond, as Lucy's gesture went clean over my head XD