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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.2

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.2
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List of Kinks
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(Delicious.com) Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
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Discussion

Re: Boxers 2/2

(Anonymous) 2011-01-18 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
"Beats the hell out of duckies doesn't it?" Shaun responded, smirking devilishly. "Got anything else?" He asked, his eyebrow cocked up.

"Hold on!" Desmond kicked his pants off and ran out of the room.

Calmly, Shaun waited, pushing his pants off to the side as well. He crossed his arms over his chest while he waited. Then, Desmond came skidding back into the room, a towel wrapped around his waist. Vaguely, Shaun wondered why he had left the hoodie on, but, then again, the pants, at least, had been removed. So, who was he to complain?

He stopped in front of Shaun, his expression childish.

"Beat this." He dropped the towel.

Robots.

Shaun cursed softly. Tiny robots most certainly beat spaceships. He growled softly, he had never been one to lose a battle. "I will," he responded and sped off to his room. He returned a few minutes later a towel around his waist now. In the back of his mind he knew it was a silly battle but, he would prove to Desmond that he was better. And if betterment came in the form of boxers, then so be it.

"How about this?" He dropped his towel. Dinosaurs, little angry dinosaurs.

Desmond chuckled.

Then the battle truly started. As soon as one showed off a pair, the other just had to respond. They hurried back and forth from their bedrooms, towels held loosely around their waists so the surprise wouldn't be ruined.

Bulldogs. Tea Cups.

Stars. Umbrellas.

The pictures got stranger and stranger but neither was willing to give up that single chance that they might one up the other.

Guns. Clocks.

Dancing Bananas. Cats.

Desmond would emerge thinking he had finally won and then Shaun would return with something shockingly out of character for him. Each time the men would laugh at the image presented and then run off to get -- what they thought --- would beat the newest pair. After going through more boxers in half an hour than most men go through in a year, Desmond thought that he finally had won this.

He dropped the towel one last time. He popped his crotch forward, drawing Shaun's eyes downward. Two little construction cones rested over his manhood, the orange searingly bright against the black. Shaun opened his mouth but Desmond stopped him by lifting a finger. "Hang on," he said and turned around, sticking his butt toward the Englishman. There a clever little 'Do Not Enter' sign rested over his backside. Shaun's eyes widened and he blushed, for the first time that day.

"I don't think so," Shaun grumbled and stomped off his room one last time. He had been saving this for the final battle and now, it had arrived. There was no way he was going to lose. He returned gripping the towel tightly in his left hand, his other rested confidently on his hip. "I do hope you are ready for this, Dezzy," Shaun teased.

The towel dropped and so did Desmonds jaw.

"I-is that... The..." He stopped, rubbed his eyes and leaned forward. "No way. You have the Assassin's symbol?" Desmond clapped his hand to his forehead, mouth open in amused shock. "Oh shit. You totally win!"

Shaun lifted his hands as if to say 'why yes, I do have the Assassin's symbol over my manhood, what of it?'.

"WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?!"

Lucy's voice shot through the room.

The pair's heads snapped sideways so fast it gave them whiplash. Lucy stood by the Animus, her arms full of grocery bags. Behind her Rebecca hovered, she was having a tough time keeping amusement off her features.

"We leave you alone for two hours and you think it would be funny to hold an underwear party?!"

Shaun flushed and looked away. Desmond scratched the back of his head awkwardly.

"Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?"

They glanced at eachother and just couldn't take it any more. Desmond dropped his hands to his hips and laughed confidently. Shaun lifted a hand to his mouth to smoother his chuckles. The two were soon clutching their stomachs, laughing uproariously. It had suddenly hit them just how stupid it all was. To think that two grown men would pass time by showing off their boxers was most certainly amusing.

"This isn't funny!" Lucy snapped at them.

Desmond laughed so hard he snorted and Shaun nearly fell over at the sound.

Re: Boxers 2/2

(Anonymous) 2011-01-19 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
Shaun cursed softly. Tiny robots most certainly beat spaceships.

LMAO I seriously died reading this. Thank you so much for such a cute, awkward, amazing, ADORABLE fill.

... sudden desire for Assassin symbol undies. I don't even.

Re: Boxers 2/2

(Anonymous) 2011-01-20 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
XD Pure awesomeness. I was cracking up at the thought of them in their boxer war! Thank you, anon, for this wonderful bit of hilarity.

Re: Boxers 2/2

(Anonymous) 2011-01-20 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
LMAO! So fun :D

Re: Boxers 2/2

(Anonymous) 2011-02-05 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think I've ever read anything... so fucking stupid in my life.
Omg those two are such giant dorks I LOVE IT! XD

I'm jealous of Shaun though; I wish I had Assassin's Creed undies :

Re: Boxers 2/2

(Anonymous) 2011-08-12 09:51 am (UTC)(link)
THIS. I love you SO HARD. I want dancing banana undies!! ( along with just about everything else ESPECIALLY assassin undies )

Re: Boxers 2/2

(Anonymous) 2011-08-12 12:16 pm (UTC)(link)
How in the world did I miss this fill? *dies of laughter* Rebecca would try to keep it going by joining in. You know she would. XD And she probably would have something that trumps both of them.