Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.2

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.2
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Welcome to the Brotherhood

∆ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

∆ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

∆ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

∆ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

∆ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

∆ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

∆ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
(Livejorunal) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
(Delicious.com) Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
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Discussion

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Nuh uh, ya dikkk

[(Anonymous)]

Altair wants to fuck Malik.

Altair goes to fuck Malik.

Altair is about to fuck Malik.

Altair realizes that there are no more condoms.

Malik freaks out.

And steals condoms from

ROBERT DE SABLE.

(Lol; imagine attempting to run with a boner between your legs. You ladies realize how much that fuckin' hurts?)

Re: Nuh uh, ya dikkk

[(Anonymous)]

You ladies realize how much that fuckin' hurts?

Probably about as much as running down stairs with period-ache tits and no bra.

But that doesn't mean I don't want to see Malik running around with a boner. ;D

OP

[(Anonymous)]

Damn. Sounds painful.

But I'm telling you; sometimes, girls (or guys), can be such a tease, and then, they make me go fetch something while I have that damn boner telling me to go crazy. (Am I unlucky, or what?)

It hurts, man. I feel like a fucking Neanderthal when it comes to walking.

Re: Nuh uh, ya dikkk

[(Anonymous)]

period-ache tits and no bra.
Oh god, it hurts just to read that. *pats sports bra lovingly*

Also, this prompt made me lol.

Re: Nuh uh, ya dikkk

[(Anonymous)]

Did that last week. Owwwwww. That's one of the times you just have to grab your own tits and not care about who might be laughing at you.