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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.2

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.2
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Desmond sat back on his calves and began to consider how he would explained the cake that would soon disappear into the trash. It's not like he could set it back out on the counter now. It was crumbled apart on one side and covered in semen. They would probably notice something off

Gently he began to recollect himself, pulling up his jeans and slightly regretting the mess the frosting made on them. He needed a shower desperately. He stood and his knees ached awfully from bearing his weight for far too long against the hard concrete. After picking up the cake, he began his trek back to the kitchenette where he disposed of the plundered dessert, and then resigned himself to a bit of blissful sleep.

Desmond woke slowly the next day, still feeling sated. The night before had been incredible, and the sleep that followed was some of the best he had in a while. He tried to wipe the blur away from his eyes as he stumbled off to the kitchen area for a glass of water. As he rounded a corner, however, he happened to encounter his least favourite person first thing in the morning.

“Desmond, did you eat the entire cake? I thought I saw you looking at it---” Shaun suddenly cut off and stared pointedly at Desmond's crotch, “last... night...” He trailed off slowly, unsure of what to make of the butter cream frosting dried into the jeans in patches, and the obvious traces of it under Desmond's fingernails.

Desmond froze and tried to come up with a suitable explanation, floundering for words, “I uh... yeah. I ate it.”

Shaun's eyes narrowed quickly at the blatant and poorly delivered lie, “You... ate... an entire cake? In one night, Desmond?”

He shifted nervously under Shaun's critical gaze, “Y-yeah.”

“Eight slices of cake? That's a lot. Even for you,” Shaun pointed to Desmond's slightly pouching gut, a result of too much time in the Animus and too little time exercising. Also, too many Cheetos.

Desmond found himself slightly offended, if only to take the attention away from his incrimination, “I'm not fat, dickhead. Now leave me the hell alone. I ate the cake and that's it. Drop it,” he pushed past Shaun and walked off, grumbling and pissed off.

Shaun's expression lit up with a hint of dry amusement, “Fine, I'll drop it. But try to avoid defiling our desserts from here on out, yeah?”

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Aaaand I'm spent. I hope you guys enjoy reading as much as I enjoy writing about our boys fucking food. I need to go take a shower, now. I feel dirty.
Love,
Write!fag

The driveby!anon from before would just like to say thank you verreh verreh much for this lovely bit of crack. I loved Desmond's internal monologue as he tried to talk himself off the ledge, and his complete helplessness at resisting his urges was delicious. Also, fabulous job describing the cake. Sounded good enough to ~~fuck~~ eat. XD

I will be giggling about the phrase "cake rapist" for days to come. <3

Back again to say I just had a family dinner last night during which a chocolate cake was served. It was very difficult not to stare at said cake. Also, I'm not sure exactly if I was staring in horror or desire. XD

LOL. It was definitely desire.
Writing this has totally fucked me up on food now. I passed a chocolate cake that was similar to the one I wrote at the bakery counter in the grocery and I think I checked it out. In writing this, I have ruined myself.
Unlike Des, however, I'm still interested in eating the cake, not doing it.

I'm glad you enjoyed the story!

OMG. This prompt and fill is made of win, especially since in this anon's sorority, we have a tradition of celebrating things with CAKE RAPE (which in our case is much less sexytiems, more tearing apart a poor unsuspecting cake with 20+ forks all at once).

But this anon will now and forever recognize Dezzy as the king (queen?) of our sorority. XD

LOL. I'm glad to take your sorority's cake rape to a whole new level for you.
Also, Des = definitely queen.

I cannot tell you how perfect this is. I'm so lucky I was alone while I read this because I was seriously losing my shit.

Under no circumstances are you to touch that cake, you fucking cake rapist.
Without a doubt, the greatest bit of internal dialogue ever.

It was crumbled apart on one side and covered in semen. They would probably notice something off
LMAOOOOO

And Shaun's reaction was superb.

Anon, this is truly a work of crackysexyfunny art. Thank you so much!

You are very welcome, OP. I love making people lose their shit! Lol.

Holy shit, anon!! This was delicious!

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