Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.2

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.2
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The Contents of His Breeches 1

[(Anonymous)]

Ok someone else please please fill the guard part of the prompt. I sometime feel really bad killing them.
This is a poor attempt to fill the That Weird Guy part of the prompt.


The Contents of His Breeches

Ezio Auditore da Firenze as The Assassin

Claudia Auditore da Firenze as the Madonna of the Rose in Fiore and The Assassin’s Sister

Maria Auditore as The Assassin and Claudia’s Mother
Various Fair Women of Roma as the Courtesans

Various Able Bodied Men of Roma as the City Guards

Various People as the Citizenry of Roma

Leonardo di ser Piero da Vinci as Himself, a Renaissance Man

Gian Giacomo Caprotti da Oreno as Salai, an Assistant to Leonardo


Act 1:
Curtains Lift to a street in Roma, various Courtesans on stage, enters the Assassin from stage left.

Courtesan 1: … and that ugly cazzo did not even pay in full! If you don’t have the gold, don’t complain about the service!

Courtesan 2: Truly the quality of men and their purses these days, even after so much new money flowed through Roma.

They notice the Assassin.

Courtesan 3: Oh, speaking of a high quality man with a plump purse! It is that white hooded stranger again.

The Assassin looks around for guards, seeing none, climbs, exits stage right via rooftops.

Courtesan 3: How dreamy! Look at that strength, that physique, that finely sculpted posteriore! I wonder if what’s inside those breeches matches what’s outside of it.

Courtesan 1: Oh, so you do not know either?

Courtesan 3: What do you mean?

Courtesan 2: Well, the fact is, I don’t think any of us has ever seen what’s inside of those breeches…

Courtesan 1: … Despite the number of times he has generously left his coins with us.

Courtesan 3: Now that I think about it, t’is true. He has only ever hired me to walk with him. I did get to feel up his muscular arms during one of those walks though.

Courtesan 1: And he has only hired Carlina and myself to flirt with the guards. And I never see him once we start the flirting. He always disappears!

Courtesan 3: A very strange character indeed. Why pay the full service fee without getting the full service?

Courtesan 1: He does not look to be a celibate person.

Courtesan 2: Perhaps he has a true love somewhere that he returns to?

Courtesan 1: He does not look to be the type to devote himself to a singular flower either.

Courtesan 2: Poor soul, perhaps his years have caught up with him? For however handsome he is, he is a bit old.

Courtesan 1: Or maybe after so many flowers plucked, he has gotten warts or poxes down there.

Courtesan 2: But why would he ask us to flirt with the guards? That won’t cure him of venereal diseases.

Courtesan 3: Well some men have strange tastes and fetishes my girl. Once you’ve met as many men as myself, you would understand.

Courtesan 1: And he always hides one hand under that cape of his. Do you think he disappears off to a corner to touch himself while watching us charm the guards?

Courtesan 3: Ewww, please, do not ruin my fantasies of that man. All we need to know is that his purse is filled with coins, and he opens that up to us freely, unlike his breeches.

Courtesan 2: Still, one wonders…

The Courtesans see potential customers and chase after, exit stage right, lights dim, curtains drop.