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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.2
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The Contents of His Breeches 4

[(Anonymous)]

Act 4:

Curtains Lift to a room, Leonardo da Vinci and the Madonna of the Rose in Fiore are on stage.

Leonardo: Claudia! What a most delightful and unexpected visitor! How may I help you? Tea? Cakes? Wait, let me clean off this bench.

Claudia: Oh Leonardo, no need for such formalities. Do not trouble your assistants so much for my sake. And yes, I have some questions that I hope you could advise me on.

Leonardo: I am all ears. Ah thank you Salai. Signorina, your tea? Some cakes?

Claudia: Leonardo, you are too kind. The truth is, I am worried about my brother.

Leonardo: Ezio? Is something the matter? Does something ill him? Does he need anything that he won’t say himself?

Claudia: I hope that is not the case. It is just that, I’ve tried everything I know from my new profession, and I have consulted with various doctors, all to no avail. And then I thought of you, you who is the brightest mind in Italia, and thought you might have the answers.

Leonardo: Doctors? Your new profession?

Claudia: I have heard from Ezio that you’ve studied human anatomy extensively? I take it that you have a great understanding of male anatomy and all its workings?

Leonardo: I did dabble in male anatomy for a long time.

Claudia: Then, you know, what about down there?

Leonardo: Down where?

Claudia: There, in the breeches, family jewels, the male organ!

Leonardo: Well I…

Claudia: And I know Ezio comes to you to patch himself up from time to time. Did you ever notice anything amiss with him?

Leonardo: Well…

Claudia: It is just that. For all the skirt chasing Ezio has done before, he has been uncharacteristically quiet on that front for the recent few years. Years Leonardo!

There are rumours, rumours ranging from unfortunate injury to venereal diseases to premature aging. Did you notice anything of that sort the last time you removed his pants?

Leonardo, face now a furious red, drops his tea cup and saucer.

Enters The Assassin from stage right, in plain clothes with part of his shirt front open, dishevelled from sleep and walking with a slight limp. (There are bandages around his abdomen, but they are covered by his shirt.)

Ezio: Leonardo, what’s with the ruckus? It is not the Borgia guards is it? Claudia?!

Claudia: Oh nothing is the matter brother! Just paying our good friend a visit.

Leonardo: Yes, yes, nothing is the matter Ezio. I was just being clumsy. I will clean this up and get some tea for you and a new cup for myself. Yes.

Leonardo exists stage right, blushing and clearly flustered.

Claudia gives The Assassin, his limp, dishevelled appearance, and the retreating Leonardo a long meaningful look.

Claudia: So brother, long time no see, again.

Ezio: Well your brother was busy. But good to see you, Claudia.

Claudia: I can see that, busy indeed. Good to find you in good health, brother.

Lights dim, curtains drop.