Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.2

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.2
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∆ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

∆ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

∆ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

∆ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

∆ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

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∆ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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(Delicious.com) Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
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Part 4
Part 5
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The Contents of His Breeches 5 (fin)

[(Anonymous)]

Act 5:

Curtains Lift to a street in Roma, The Assassin and Leonardo da Vinci are on stage, sitting on a bench.

Leonardo: You look troubled mio amico. Are the Borgias at their sinister machinations again?

Ezio: For once no old friend. It is these rumours. They don’t stop, and get stranger by the day.

Words going around the streets of Roma are saying that I am impotent, unsexed by a stray blade, plagued by terrible venereal diseases, disabled by old age, secretly a voyeuristic pervert, swinging for the other team. What other team? I will always remain true to the Brotherhood!

None of these wild distortions of my character and health are true! And none of them anyone’s business! But still these baseless speculations circulate. Even my own Sister has been giving me strange looks.

I don’t get it.

Leonardo (mutters under his breath): For once I hope I didn’t get it either, but alas.

Leonardo (To Ezio): Perhaps it is strange to them to see such a famous ladies’ man abstain himself from all the fair maidens of Roma.

Ezio: I am no longer a young man, and the wild dalliances of my earlier days no longer hold the same appeal to me. And you of all people should know how I have little time and energy left after fighting the Borgias, destroying their war machines, recovering from wounds and injuries, managing the Brotherhood, training new recruits, and visiting friends and family.

No, do not look so sad Leonardo. My friends and family have been great help and support throughout my days, and your help the most valuable of them all. I would not exchange anything for the times spent with you.

Leonardo: Then let this friend help lighten the load on your shoulders for a while. Care to drop by my workshop for some dinner and rest, while I check over your equipments?

Ezio: Lead the way, old friend.

The Assassin and Leonardo da Vinci stand up, exit stage left, lights dim, curtains drop.

The End

Re: The Contents of His Breeches 5 (fin)

[(Anonymous)]

Aw, this s really awesome!

Re: The Contents of His Breeches 5 (fin)

[(Anonymous)]

Will you marry me, writer!anon? Because I don't think I could live without you after this beautiful fill C':

Re: The Contents of His Breeches 5 (fin)

[(Anonymous)]

Let me find a good cake, then we can get the ceremony underway!

Re: The Contents of His Breeches 5 (fin)

[(Anonymous)]

Make it chocolate, anon <3

OP

[(Anonymous)]

I loved this. So much. It's just perfect. I couldn't stop laughing the whole time I was reading it, and I really like how it's in the format of a play. It makes me want to go dig up my old copy of a Midsummer Night's Dream.

And this line-
What other team? I will always remain true to the Brotherhood!
Oh, Ezio! Forever clueless.

Re: OP

[(Anonymous)]

Glad you've had fun reading this, OP!
I'd write it like a story, but my writing skills usually yield only technical manuals and the likes.

Re: The Contents of His Breeches 5 (fin)

[(Anonymous)]

God, I really appreciate this. I was just dying for some script-reading and this made me so happy. Excellent job. I loved Ezio's characterization. Brilliant.

Re: The Contents of His Breeches 5 (fin)

[(Anonymous)]

Are you me, writeanon? I also write my fics like plays, only because I lack the proper vocabulary for a nice flow of plot and would rather have a live cast and film it instead.

Either way, bravo~ Love this!

Re: The Contents of His Breeches 5 (fin)

[(Anonymous)]

Indeed are you me as well Anon!?

I usually have great trouble writing in a normal format. But comics, comics are good for folks like us. You skip so many words that way.

Re: The Contents of His Breeches 5 (fin)

[(Anonymous)]

Friggin' screenplay fill... I can't even into words

Whole week = made, this is so incredible

brb dying in the best way possible, omg